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https://twitter.com/GumbyScreens/status/1689748599079333888?t=JEg0bAgg06O7KPOecz75Kw&s=19
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 03:58 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 22:18 |
Farty Crabcakes posted:https://twitter.com/GumbyScreens/status/1689748599079333888?t=JEg0bAgg06O7KPOecz75Kw&s=19
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 04:51 |
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https://twitter.com/GineokwKoenig/status/1690075606636199936
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 23:10 |
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that's what I say to everyone what's the big deal?
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 23:55 |
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https://twitter.com/graceyldn/status/1690337830977814529?s=20
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# ? Aug 12, 2023 19:45 |
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gotta get some sleep somehow
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 00:36 |
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tbh that pk shootout was loving bonkers
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 03:46 |
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i feel like he never got over losing his son. not that you really do, but it hit him super hard. glad he's still getting out even if he wasn't in the recent b5 movie.
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 03:48 |
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It's super dumb that a significant number of soccer games end with neither team having accomplished anything and the match being decided by a separate kickball minigame.
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 04:26 |
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Nice hustle everyone, good effort. Now we're gonna play the real game, where you all stick your thumb up your rear end and Salah gets 5 kicks to see who won
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 04:29 |
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heres how to fix soccer: for every 5 minutes of scoreless play, another ball is rolled onto the field. When a goal is scored, the ball is removed from play unless it is the last ball. fifa, you're welcome.
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 04:39 |
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i was taken by that suggestion but then realized it just devalues the single ball. more balls will paradoxically make it more boring because any single ball is meaningless
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:07 |
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rotor posted:heres how to fix soccer:
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:10 |
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bssoil posted:This, but for hockey multiball fixes a lot of sports
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:12 |
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bssoil posted:This, but for hockey yeah i’ve always thought hockey could use more soccer balls
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:12 |
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KoRMaK posted:i was taken by that suggestion but then realized it just devalues the single ball. more balls will paradoxically make it more boring because any single ball is meaningless what if the additional balls only count for half a point
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:13 |
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KoRMaK posted:i was taken by that suggestion but then realized it just devalues the single ball. more balls will paradoxically make it more boring because any single ball is meaningless this is just word salad, get a grip on yourself
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:14 |
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well-read undead posted:what if the additional balls only count for half a point Make the scores exceedingly complicated
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:16 |
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rotor posted:this is just word salad, get a grip on yourself
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:20 |
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after every goal the losing team puts three more players on the field
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:22 |
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my solution for golf is that as it stands, its all offense and no defense. I propose that when you're first teeing off or whatever for those long shots, the other dudes are along the green with shotguns and can shoot at your ball like it was a clay bird.
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:26 |
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when a player scores, remove them from the game and draw two players from your bench. sacrifice both players
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:26 |
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rotor posted:my solution for golf is that as it stands, its all offense and no defense. I propose that when you're first teeing off or whatever for those long shots, the other dudes are along the green with shotguns and can shoot at your ball like it was a clay bird. croquet rules on the green
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:27 |
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well-read undead posted:croquet rules on the green also theres a shot clock and when it runs out the other dudes can tackle you
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:28 |
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8th hole, 25 yards to go, 3rd down, no time outs thats some fuckin golf for your rear end
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:29 |
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everyone tees off at the same time. first to get it in wins. no other rules
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:31 |
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golf imo should have two teams start at each end of the hole, and then they hit balls at each other while trying to get to the other team's side to sink a putt before they get knocked out
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:32 |
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soccer should have the same zone rules as hockey to fix their dumb offsides. also it should have all the other rules from hockey.
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:33 |
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haveblue posted:everyone tees off at the same time. first to get it in wins. no other rules
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:34 |
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instead of playing through the course linearly, each hole our unlocks two other random holes, first to hole out each captures it and the winner is whoever captures the most holes
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:34 |
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rotor posted:my solution for golf is that as it stands, its all offense and no defense. I propose that when you're first teeing off or whatever for those long shots, the other dudes are along the green with shotguns and can shoot at your ball like it was a clay bird. No more landscaping allowed except for a 30 foot radius green around the hole. Natural terrain only. If you wanna play golf in Las Vegas you gotta deal with hard dirt and rocks and shoot around cactus.
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:34 |
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Shaggar posted:soccer should have the same zone rules as hockey to fix their dumb offsides. also it should have all the other rules from hockey. Especially the fights
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:35 |
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Sagebrush posted:No more landscaping allowed except for a 30 foot radius green around the hole. Natural terrain only. If you wanna play golf in Las Vegas you gotta deal with hard dirt and rocks and shoot around cactus. Jon Rahm stung by a nest of scorpions whist putting, dies at the age of 45
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 05:47 |
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For every 5 minutes of scoreless play, an additional wolf is released onto the field.
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 06:47 |
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Sagebrush posted:No more landscaping allowed except for a 30 foot radius green around the hole. Natural terrain only. If you wanna play golf in Las Vegas you gotta deal with hard dirt and rocks and shoot around cactus. this is basically just disc golf
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 07:34 |
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haveblue posted:everyone tees off at the same time. first to get it in wins. no other rules no carts, make that hustle count Sagebrush posted:No more landscaping allowed except for a 30 foot radius green around the hole. Natural terrain only. If you wanna play golf in Las Vegas you gotta deal with hard dirt and rocks and shoot around cactus. also supporting this. existing courses lose their sprinklers, let nature decide the hazards any seedlings that drift in become fair play hazards and must be cultivated
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 11:22 |
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 14:53 |
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what all of you are describing is just calvinball
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# ? Aug 13, 2023 15:14 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 22:18 |
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i wish mastodon was a bit better but the shitposts on there are absolutely terrible. nothing but dad joke-tier shitposts to the extent that anybody even does it in the first place. who was it that said that mastodon was full of the most 38 year old people you have ever met in your life, because it's true i can deal with all the defederation beefing because that's just a natural consequence of how the whole setup works and i have moderate confidence that the wider community will figure out a set of norms and etiquette for this sort of thing and just not register on instances that defed at the drop of a hat, it already kind of seems to be moving in that direction, but they really need to step up their shitpost game.
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