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redshirt posted:ATTENTION SHIP RESIDENTS: MANDATORY MEETING TODAY AT 17:00 Are we on Earth time or Callisto time?
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Outrail posted:Are we on Earth time or Callisto time? Ship time!
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Aug 13, 2023 20:38
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Outrail posted:Are we on Earth time or Callisto time? Hammer Time
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Aug 13, 2023 20:39
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(Tap tap tap tap...) Can we come to the meeting too? We've got your favorite pizza sandwiches with pineapple
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Aug 13, 2023 20:41
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i want pizza sandwiches
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Aug 13, 2023 20:45
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So there's been a lot of chatter about noises outside the ship and even other ships possibly docking with us/delivering pizza. We have done a full review of the hull and there is nothing out there, and certainly not a pizza delivery ship.
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Aug 13, 2023 21:46
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"Nah Billy, we ain't residents here, we *live* here, and work. We're workers Billy." "My name is Michael Jackson and I'm a poofy doggy princess" claims Billy. "Right but we're not residents is all, we can just get lunch instead. I know who you are man."
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Aug 13, 2023 21:50
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GREETINGS FELLOW HUU MON I TOO AM CORPOREAL
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Aug 13, 2023 22:49
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Once again, ship wide message: There are no existential creatures of any kind on the hull. You can monitor the hull in real time on channel 12 if you want.
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Aug 13, 2023 23:01
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Xlorp posted:(Tap tap tap tap...) Yes yes come in, stay off the orgy deck unless you're feeling weird.
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Aug 13, 2023 23:40
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Anyone mind if I crack a window? I'm dying for some fresh air.
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Aug 13, 2023 23:42
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Kilbas posted:Anyone mind if I crack a window? I'm dying for some fresh air. Okay okay I'll stop farting into the air recirculation filter
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Aug 13, 2023 23:51
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I've put up a sign outside an atmospheric filtering room that says Castro station. the air smells like cuban cigars now.
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Aug 13, 2023 23:56
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Anybody else hear that noise in the air ducts
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Aug 13, 2023 23:59
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redshirt posted:Once again, ship wide message: There are no existential creatures of any kind on the hull. You can monitor the hull in real time on channel 12 if you want. Oooh wait! I know this one! They exist in the space between our blinks!
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Aug 14, 2023 00:02
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I know you spend most of the time in the greenhouses and such your eyes are not well adjusted to the lights of the main hallways.
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Aug 14, 2023 00:09
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When's the last time anyone went on a spacewalk? Has anyone even been outside the ship since we left earth? Did we actually leave earth?
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Aug 14, 2023 00:24
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*searches the intranet: make to female crew ratio*
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Aug 14, 2023 01:47
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naem posted:*searches the intranet: make to female crew ratio* You fool all internet searches are public!
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Aug 14, 2023 02:51
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Xlorp posted:(TAP, tap, tap) down1nit posted:🎼 "what would we do if the capitan's dead?" Space shanties are always good for morale, you don't even need to give the lyrics a second thought as long as the tune is catchy! Shipwide intercom to permanent broadcast mode! Pinche Rudo posted:Captain I refilled your liquor cabinet with the latest batch of space hooch I made by fermenting and distilling the weird green mold that started growing in the greenhouse This is the sort of bold initiative we need on this voyage! We'll have Callisto's crust cracked and be suckling on its bounty in no time!
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Aug 14, 2023 02:55
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shen posted:Space shanties are always good for morale, you don't even need to give the lyrics a second thought as long as the tune is catchy! Shipwide intercom to permanent broadcast mode! Glad to have you back Cap'n. *Tips space cap
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Aug 14, 2023 02:58
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Karma Comedian posted:Anybody else hear that noise in the air ducts Yeah that’s just The Screecher. Someone let him out last time they went down to Medical.
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Aug 14, 2023 04:16
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Anyone else been having a dream where they have tentacles for eyes? Crazy stuff. Anyway, I’m gonna head down to the galley. Been real hungry lately, I could eat enough for two!
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Aug 14, 2023 04:26
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Anyone else been having a dream where they have tentacles for eyes? Crazy stuff. You've been talking with Dr Sharenko, yes?
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Aug 14, 2023 04:27
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redshirt posted:You've been talking with Dr Sharenko, yes? I tried but he just gave me some aspirin and a pamphlet about something called “The Marker”.
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Aug 14, 2023 04:35
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I tried but he just gave me some aspirin and a pamphlet about something called “The Marker”. Well that's a start.
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Aug 14, 2023 04:38
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VROOM VROOM VROOM goes the ship wide exhaust system
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Aug 14, 2023 04:47
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Hey I was cleaning out the air duct and I found Jameson from mechanical. Had all his organs sucked out his butthole just like the doctor. Did someone smuggle a rectal vacuum on and not share it with the rest of us!?!?
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Aug 14, 2023 07:18
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Hey guys, sorry but somehow I accidentally put my 6 hour slam poetry set on repeat on the speakers at full blast and I can't turn it off. Ted in engineering can't figure it out either so... I'm really sorry but also if you have any (gentle) critique, haha...
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Aug 14, 2023 07:53
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My buddy Dave told me that if I'm ever near jupiter and see a big black monolith in the orbit I should take some acid and fly towards it. So here we go.
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Aug 14, 2023 14:17
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Anyone else been having a dream where they have tentacles for eyes? Crazy stuff. I TOO LIE STILL FOR 1/3rd OF AN EARTH DAY, WITH MY HUU MON EYE CLOSED MY BRAINWAVE ACTIVITY CAUSED ME MUCH MIRTH UPON REFLECTION LET US DISCUSS, OVER HUMAN BREAKFAST
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Aug 14, 2023 14:38
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Anyone have some extra ship credits I could use? I'll pay you back.
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Aug 14, 2023 15:25
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weird, that’s the fourth crewman with a tiny worm sticking out the back of his head at the base of the skull i’ve seen go by today oh well, probably not a big deal, not gonna let it ruin my day off
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Aug 14, 2023 15:48
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Bad Purchase posted:weird, that’s the fourth crewman with a tiny worm sticking out the back of his head at the base of the skull i’ve seen go by today Rattails are cool again, boomer.
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Aug 14, 2023 15:50
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I ENJOY BREATHING AIR, WITH MY LUNG
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Aug 14, 2023 16:04
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Attention! Yoga classes will be rescheduled to Noon starting Monday, and Tae Kwan Do classes will be rescheduled to 2 PM M-W-F.
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Aug 14, 2023 23:18
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redshirt posted:Attention! Yoga classes will be rescheduled to Noon starting Monday, and Tae Kwan Do classes will be rescheduled to 2 PM M-W-F. *changes the Tae Kwan Do room reservation to “Anus stretching class”*
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Aug 15, 2023 00:13
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redshirt posted:Attention! Yoga classes will be rescheduled to Noon starting Monday, and Tae Kwan Do classes will be rescheduled to 2 PM M-W-F. Awesome! I’ve been feeling really flexible lately! *bends over backwards, sticks head through legs, turns head 360°*
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Aug 15, 2023 00:34
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redshirt posted:Attention! Yoga classes will be rescheduled to Noon starting Monday, and Tae Kwan Do classes will be rescheduled to 2 PM M-W-F. Tantric cultivation every night at 9pm, on C deck. Bring your own flashlight.
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Xlorp posted:Tantric cultivation every night at 9pm, on C deck. Bring your own flashlight. Yeah about that, HR wants to review your Tantric Cultivation class.
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