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TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

He doesn’t really work as a bully. This is very funny though.

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
interpreting it as generously as possible, it's supposed to be Zuck my LICK which also sucks

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004


https://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1691122227725455364

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


people have gotten restraining orders for less

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

ekuNNN posted:

when he comes up with a "joke" he always keeps trying soooo hard to make it a thing, it's pathetic

He's like a kid who thinks he's the school bully, making up names to his "enemies", except he's the awkward nincompoop no one talks to and who gets pantsied by the real bullies, which he thinks is a sign of camaraderie among alphas.

Or, just a continuation of what he really was like as a kid.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Nenonen posted:

He's like a kid who thinks he's the school bully, making up names to his "enemies", except he's the awkward nincompoop no one talks to and who gets pantsied by the real bullies, which he thinks is a sign of camaraderie among alphas.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Consummate Professional posted:

seriously what is that supposed to mean?

He's saying if Zach was really alpha he'd be man enough to kiss him. Zuck is of course backing down like a chicken. Elon wins yet again

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble



thats right

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
has anyone said alien versus redditor yet

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



This retelling of the battle of alexandria sucks poo poo.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1691135486340063232
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1691164732760428546

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lmao

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

zuck er berg
zuck my tongue

Someone somewhere said it's a dig at facebook associating with the Dalai Lama but I don't know if that makes any sense

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
So is Dorky Balboer now saying that he doesn't need any surgeries for the fight to happen?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

these seem like posts that would be presented during a conservatorship hearing

Smug Mug
Jul 21, 2011

anime was right posted:

has anyone said alien versus redditor yet

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Consummate Professional posted:

these seem like posts that would be presented during a conservatorship hearing
Musk is too old and rich to have a mental illness, he's just 'eccentric'

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

this is the most pathetic any one human has ever been

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

"zuck my tongue"? who does elon think he is, the dalai lama?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


there's gonna be weird nerds showing up in front of zuck's house tonight

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

He has to constantly tell people it's x live stream

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006

anime was right posted:

alien versus redditor

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


anime was right posted:

has anyone said alien versus redditor yet

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

anime was right posted:

has anyone said alien versus redditor yet

gat dayum

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol

anime was right posted:

has anyone said alien versus redditor yet

bigstupidjellyfish
Oct 25, 2010
hes gonna be complaining about being "zucker-punched" through a wired-shut jaw

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

shyduck posted:

there's gonna be weird nerds showing up in front of zuck's house tonight

cool trend we got goin of billionaires starting/purchasing social media companies to foment violent mobs against their enemies

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

musk is going to show up and zuck is going to call his bluff and want to fight right in the driveway

musk will then say he left his gloves at home accidentally but he'll be right back and after zuck goes back inside whole mars blog will say zuck continues to chicken out

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/alexeheath/status/1691171442854084608?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

musk is going to be like 'see i told you zuck 👅 chicken out" but i mean i think zuck has a pretty good reason to not encourage random people to show up to his house to fight him

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

"he pays people to do that"

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Posting about how he totally showed up to some guy's house intending to beat the poo poo out of him is what I normally see my more spontaneous family members do.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

ah, the traditional american greeting

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


the chicken flew the coop

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

ekuNNN posted:

when he comes up with a "joke" he always keeps trying soooo hard to make it a thing, it's pathetic

I feel attacked

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Consummate Professional posted:

these seem like posts that would be presented during a conservatorship hearing

He is technically in a Twitter conservatorship, in that everything he tweets is supposed to first be run through a lawyer at Tesla

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Good Citizen posted:

this is the most pathetic any one human has ever been

following up on having his mom and doctor excuse him from the fight no less

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


anime was right posted:

has anyone said alien versus redditor yet

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Rule #1: You must talk about the fight club

Rule #2: You MUST talk about the fight club ad infinitum

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