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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Sir Kodiak posted:

That's the premise of the jokes people are telling, but at the risk of spoiling it, The Sewer Boys is just the production company of Nathan Lane and his husband, playwright Devlin Elliott, in a reference to the "underground" Broadway scene.

Thank you. And that is very dumb.

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
lol

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

https://twitter.com/suchsharpteeth/status/1687535842347368448

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORdhNaXSrGA

The Kill Room, Uma, Samuel L Jackson, Joe Magliano, etc.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

I'm not going to lie, I can't stop thinking about this film and The Sewer Boys

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

This feels like someone trying to do a John Waters film.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Bogus Adventure posted:

I'm not going to lie, I can't stop thinking about this film and The Sewer Boys

you better stop thinking about the sewer boys!!1

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Snooze Cruise posted:

you better stop thinking about the sewer boys!!1

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

We have a huge Sewer Boy movie in theaters now, but the sewer boys are also mutant turtles who are ninjas.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Splinter is also gay culture

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUhMdJ3bpgk

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

It looks like M3GAN lol

Edit: VVVV No, I meant the sloth looks like it has M3GANs hair

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Aug 6, 2023

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

M3gan was good so yeah I agree

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Bah, I'll only watch it when it gets to the fourth sequel.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Samovar posted:

Bah, I'll only watch it when it gets to the fourth sequel.

nice

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3FzXBkCUAg

I still truly do not understand how Mel Gibson continues to get work after all the absolutely insane poo poo he has said and done

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003
Well that looks dreadful. "From the world of John Wick" lol.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Jewmanji posted:

Well that looks dreadful. "From the world of John Wick" lol.

gently caress Mel Gibson and gently caress whoever greenlighted this trash.

Other than Mel being in it it looks crazy boring and has a lead whose arc seems to be getting laid and drinking cognac

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Should’ve just had ian mcShane as is and just said he was 30 lol

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
Wasn't there already a hotel for assassins movie just a couple years ago?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


whydirt posted:

Wasn't there already a hotel for assassins movie just a couple years ago?

Hotel Artemis but it was unrelated to John Wick.

Bugblatter
Aug 4, 2003

No Stahelski and no Reeves already kills most of my interest and the presence of Gibson ensures I won't even give it a chance.

I wonder how conspiracy theorists who believe Jews control the industry square Gibson's continued employment. Like, obvious they don't control that much if he's still getting roles.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
The only John Wick movie I want to see now is Wick going into Cryosleep and waking up in 50 years so he can just do the exact same thing in a cyberpunk setting.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

feedmyleg posted:

The only John Wick movie I want to see now is Wick going into Cryosleep and waking up in 50 years so he can just do the exact same thing in a cyberpunk setting.

Wake up, samurai...

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
The only John Wick movie I want to see next is one that's 90~ minutes long please I'm begging you 🙏
Last time I almost went into cryosleep

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


feedmyleg posted:

The only John Wick movie I want to see now is Wick going into Cryosleep and waking up in 50 years so he can just do the exact same thing in a cyberpunk setting.

Just a reboot of Demolition Man

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



man, digital photography just looks like all the same mush these days. it's sad.

Last King
Sep 29, 2007

In corporate R'lyeh, Cthulhu works you.

Fun Shoe

Tim Whatley posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3FzXBkCUAg

I still truly do not understand how Mel Gibson continues to get work after all the absolutely insane poo poo he has said and done

i have a sneaky suspicion that it's in part due to things like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AAJuynxnTQ

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Mel Gibson has been in all kinds of poo poo for like a decade at this point. From expendables 3 to Machete 2, that godawful boss level movie

For a minute it did seem like he was doing a bit of a redemption arc but idk know now.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

CelticPredator posted:

Mel Gibson has been in all kinds of poo poo for like a decade at this point. From expendables 3 to Machete 2, that godawful boss level movie

For a minute it did seem like he was doing a bit of a redemption arc but idk know now.

He got a Best Director nom not that long ago for Hacksaw Ridge lol

Bugblatter
Aug 4, 2003

Wasn’t that like 8 years ago?

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003
Trailer for the Tár prequel just dropped:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU6GbM5c9aE

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Any biopic of Bernstein that isn't a bitchy suck-and-fuckfest is doing him wrong, imo

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

CelticPredator posted:

Mel Gibson has been in all kinds of poo poo for like a decade at this point. From expendables 3 to Machete 2, that godawful boss level movie

For a minute it did seem like he was doing a bit of a redemption arc but idk know now.

2012’s Get The Gringo was pretty good

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Any biopic of Bernstein that isn't a bitchy suck-and-fuckfest is doing him wrong, imo

Looks like Cooper's all about relationships.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Carey Mulligan kicks so much rear end.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Carey Mulligan kicks so much rear end.

My favorite Carey Mulligan bit is her appearance on the Colbert Report

https://www.cc.com/video/1i7t2j/the-colbert-report-colbert-s-book-club-learning-the-great-gatsby

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
This looks fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCbiKiw-Azs

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

yeah that looks great

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Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003
Trailer for the new Zack Snyder movie (sorry, 3:42 minute long teaser). Looks like it was created by an AI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rHLOXbFZtI

edit: Apparently it's a "part 1" and "part 2" affair? Just kill me.

https://twitter.com/ZackSnyder/status/1694054328410218762

quote:

Per the official synopsis, when a peaceful colony on the edge of a galaxy finds itself threatened by the armies of a tyrannical ruling force, Kora (Sofia Boutella), a mysterious stranger living among the villagers, becomes their best hope for survival. Tasked with finding trained fighters who will unite with her in making an impossible stand against the Mother World, Kora assembles a small band of warriors — outsiders, insurgents, peasants and orphans of war from different worlds who share a common need for redemption and revenge. As the shadow of an entire Realm bears down on the unlikeliest of moons, a battle over the fate of a galaxy is waged, and in the process, a new army of heroes is formed.

Jewmanji fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Aug 22, 2023

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