Foo Diddley posted:AITA for not not wanting my Girlfriend not go to the lingerie themed party. yea buddy. you're an rear end in a top hat. and a douchebag. congrats.
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:22 |
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for not not wanting my Girlfriend not go to the lingerie themed party. Someone listened to Bloodhound Gang's "I Wish I Was Queer so I Could Get Chicks" one too many times.
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:28 |
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Listen, I know I'd pretend to be gay to see a woman in lingerie so...
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:44 |
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Where's that post from the guy who refused to step into a Victoria's Secret because it was too gay?
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:45 |
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All this parasol talk is gonna make my husband's bank account a little lower because now I want one and wish I had one a few weeks back at Disneyland. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:46 |
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for not not wanting my Girlfriend not go to the lingerie themed party. How wrong is your sexy if you're not getting even a plus one to the lingerie party? Why aren't you there in skimpy panties idiot.
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:56 |
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So many of these are variations of "my girlfriend is doing something cool how do I get her to stop" grow up and put on a thong
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:58 |
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oh you know this guy thinks his nuts will instantly vaporize if they ever touch a panty
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:58 |
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if my girlfriend is cool she will realize she's stuck with a weenie, how do i force her back to my level
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:01 |
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Mixed-coolness relationships are responsible for 69% of divorces
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:04 |
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haveblue posted:Where's that post from the guy who refused to step into a Victoria's Secret because it was too gay? I cannot wrap my head about this. But then I remember the dudes who think their girl initiating sex is emasculating. AITA for taking musical chairs too seriously? quote:I (32m) recently attended a 5-year-old's birthday party and I'm starting to think I might have unintentionally messed things up. I really need your perspective to figure out if I'm in the wrong here. not the same poster sadly. AITA for not going to my Niece's birthday party quote:My (37M) sister (29F) has a daughter that is turning 5 this fall. She is throwing a large party for her and sent out a quick text to close family asking about availability. I told her Friday evenings or Sundays. Well she set the date for a Saturday as that maximizes attendees. Fine with me, but my family and I won't be able to make it. Cowslips Warren fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Aug 15, 2023 |
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for not not wanting my Girlfriend not go to the lingerie themed party. bro, come on lmao. How insecure are you that you are worried that 3 gay dudes are gonna steal your GF away from you at the lingerie party.
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:07 |
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Vargatron posted:bro, come on lmao. How insecure are you that you are worried that 3 gay dudes are gonna steal your GF away from you at the lingerie party. Everyone knows that gay guys are only faking it to get closer to girls! AITA for not telling my boyfriend I do drugs? quote:Heyy so I (19f) just finished my first year of college, and me and my friends like to party a lot. We sometimes take mdma and I struggle with social anxiety a lot, so at these parties I’m usually on coke too I feel like it gets rid of pressure and helps me to ease up. Sometimes I do it outside of partying too, but it’s purely recreational and I’d know when to stop before I get addicted. That isn’t really my point of the post so sorry for going into detail but I feel like nobody on reddit knows what casual drug use is lol so there you go! I would think a drug like cannabis would be better for anxiety?
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:12 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:Everyone knows that gay guys are only faking it to get closer to girls! not social anxiety lol she just means she's shy unless she's coked up
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:16 |
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Don't worry it's medical cocaine
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:17 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:Everyone knows that gay guys are only faking it to get closer to girls! Cannabis can sometimes make anxiety worse (paranoia), while uppers make you feel invincible. But also lol at "I only do coke at parties."
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:19 |
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Then she comes off the coke and gets the post-coke mega anxiety, good deal. And a coke habit is famously cheap and not at all addictive.
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:20 |
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I only do coke at parties. I like to party a lot
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:20 |
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it's simple and easy if you just define a party as any time you're high
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SpaceViking posted:Cannabis can sometimes make anxiety worse (paranoia), while uppers make you feel invincible. But also lol at "I only do coke at parties." well except for all the times I don't. But don't worry, I'm responsible and will stop before I'm addicted. Which is why I hid my drug use from my boyfriend because I'm totally not an addict.
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:21 |
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titty_baby_ posted:I only do coke at parties. I like to party a lot And also some others times too but don’t worry it’s recreational
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:22 |
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Here's someone reaching the second part of that famous me sowing/me reaping tweet. AITA for telling my dil she showed us who she really was on her wedding day? quote:I’m the father of four children. In May my son Neil got married to Debbie. Debbie acted terribly the whole day. Straight up entitled and embarrassing. My oldest daughter was 3 months pregnant and hadn’t told anyone because she has already had one miscarriage. She was barely showing and Debbie picking a tight fitting bridesmaid dress. My daughter was super sick from morning sickness and Debbie told her she looked disgusting and stop taking attention off of her. Family should start openly referring to Debbie as "Neil's first wife"
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:03 |
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FMguru posted:Family should start openly referring to Debbie as "Neil's first wife" I told my 90+ year old grandma we better hurry up and get inside because the ceremony is about to start at my cousin's wedding, and she replied "it's ok, it's just his first wedding." Ice fuckin cold lol
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:10 |
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Ominous Jazz posted:So many of these are variations of "my girlfriend is doing something cool how do I get her to stop" grow up and put on a thong OP being a weenie who needs to get over himself aside, what is cool about a women only lingerie party really? Since it's presumably a normal group of women and not OP's fantasy, they're just going to be doing the normal party things of chatting and drinking. Except while having to deal with wedgies and cold seats. I'm not seeing the advantage over dressing comfortably.
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:17 |
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He's being left out while the gay guys are included so they must be pieces of poo poo too.
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:19 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:OP being a weenie who needs to get over himself aside, what is cool about a women only lingerie party really? Since it's presumably a normal group of women and not OP's fantasy, they're just going to be doing the normal party things of chatting and drinking. Except while having to deal with wedgies and cold seats. I'm not seeing the advantage over dressing comfortably. It's definitely some kind of MLM
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:21 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:OP being a weenie who needs to get over himself aside, what is cool about a women only lingerie party really? Since it's presumably a normal group of women and not OP's fantasy, they're just going to be doing the normal party things of chatting and drinking. Except while having to deal with wedgies and cold seats. I'm not seeing the advantage over dressing comfortably. I dunno, it's chance to get dressed up and feel sexy free of fear or judgment or pressure to have sex But realistically erosion posted:It's definitely some kind of MLM
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:29 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:OP being a weenie who needs to get over himself aside, what is cool about a women only lingerie party really? Since it's presumably a normal group of women and not OP's fantasy, they're just going to be doing the normal party things of chatting and drinking. Except while having to deal with wedgies and cold seats. I'm not seeing the advantage over dressing comfortably. Lol it’s not a party for dressing up it’s like a Tupperware party where the host sells lingerie to the guests.
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:32 |
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next you'll be telling me they don't wear the tupperware either
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:34 |
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More like Tupperwear
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:35 |
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Biplane posted:Then she comes off the coke and gets the post-coke mega anxiety, good deal. And a coke habit is famously cheap and not at all addictive. Coke has come way way down in price thanks to the cartels, improved smuggling, and the popularity of coke in the US. The fact that a college student can afford it when it used to be a club drug for celebrities tells you a lot. I know certain politicians love to complain about it but the fact is Americans LOVE drugs.
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:58 |
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AITA for coworker’s potato slip?quote:Hey Reddit, I’m facing a dilemma at work and I’m looking for some honest feedback. I’m a 31 year old guy who loves eating potato smiley faces for lunch because they’re tasty and bring back good memories (if you’ve been to school in the U.K. you know what I mean)
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:59 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:AITA for coworker’s potato slip? quote:She also leaves her unwashed cups in the office sink, which also creates a hazard for everyone else. wrenching my back because i slipped on a dirty cup in the sink
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 22:09 |
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I feel like a fair judge would automatically side in your favor if you sue someone for being injured by a loving potato smiley face
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 22:12 |
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Putting in the effort to not eat like a literal zoo animal is also impossible, probably due to a sports injury. Just throw the food in the general direction of your face and hope most of it gets in.
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 22:14 |
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OP might be able to ask for a trough as a reasonable accommodation for his disability
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 22:21 |
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I'm willing to give OP the benefit of the doubt that it was just a freak fumble. Fumbles happen.
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 22:24 |
Look if you have a bad back just get creative with it. Pick up the thing with your feet and sling it into a trash can like a trained seal. If anyone gives you grief it's probably less embarrassing than leaving your obvious trash in the floor to trip your coworker.
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 22:29 |
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dude just eating french fries at his desk and presumably using his keyboard at the same time with his greasy salt covered fingers smdh
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# ? Aug 15, 2023 22:30 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 23:56 |
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We should thank these slobs for all congregating in one job where they aren't garbaging up our work spaces. E: OK, I looked up what this guy was eating at his desk and it was basically the French fry equivalent of Dino nuggets. It's literally just a circular disc French fry with a smiley face cut out. FoolyCharged fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Aug 15, 2023 |
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