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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
When you write things that you know will be poorly received by the reader, does it make you brave or just a jackass? I’ll leave that one to the philosophers

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Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
He’s the one guy that confounds me in the Deadspin to Defector switch. Figured he would have been left behind because his soccer writing has been dogshit for years

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Even if I agreed with what he was arguing, his paragraphs of "here's what you, an utter fool, might be thinking right now" is extremely goddamn annoying to read. It does seem like every article he writes is some sort of response to an imagined hater of a player he likes

Nybble posted:

He’s the one guy that confounds me in the Deadspin to Defector switch. Figured he would have been left behind because his soccer writing has been dogshit for years

He might be a really cool and nice guy, or a good editor, or both.

dadjokes
Feb 9, 2015

General Dog posted:

When you write things that you know will be poorly received by the reader, does it make you brave or just a jackass? I’ll leave that one to the philosophers

This phrase is written in cursive on the walls of The Just Asking Questions Dojo.


Normally I just sort of skip over his articles, but he fell back immediately on if you disagree you must be a tech bro racist that maybe made it feel like bad attempt at humor. Like the bit is he’s a dumb American soccer fan kinda thing and years ago it was funny because who cares about soccer and now it’s ok because they have actual good soccer writers on staff. He’s been dire for years and it just doesn’t make sense.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Cognac McCarthy posted:

Even if I agreed with what he was arguing, his paragraphs of "here's what you, an utter fool, might be thinking right now" is extremely goddamn annoying to read. It does seem like every article he writes is some sort of response to an imagined hater of a player he likes

He might be a really cool and nice guy, or a good editor, or both.

Apparently he's a good editor?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I can't for a second believe he's a good editor. He was crafting 400 word run-on sentences routinely in the deadspin days.

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



he 100% feels like the kinda guy that's a phenomenal editor for anyone else because he knows all of the rules of grammar and whatnot, but is a terrible writer himself because he feels like he knows enough to break all of the rules but he's just not that good

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
I’ve definitely known people who are more than willing to take an axe to other people’s work but can’t cut a precious word in their own stuff

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

morestuff posted:

I’ve definitely known people who are more than willing to take an axe to other people’s work but can’t cut a precious word in their own stuff

how dare you call me out like this

99 CENTS AMIGO
Jul 22, 2007
Haisley’s writing was suddenly pretty damned good during the Men’s World Cup; like, a total 180 from his previous run of paragraph-long sentences + frontrunning + not understanding fundamental things.

Then he leaves for a bit and comes back from paternity leave and it’s like those good articles never happened.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Reminder that Billy Haisley once opened a Deadspin article with a 335-word one-sentence paragraph.

quote:

Nevertheless, it's important to clarify that the person we see on the field or in advertisements, no matter how athletically admirable, is not necessarily the same as the person who exists beyond the spotlight. That conflation between good deeds on the field and a good person off of it is the origin of much of what is dangerous about godding up athletes. By the same token, if there is to be anything of broader socio-cultural importance to glean from sports and the people in it, and if athletes and their exploits can be said to represent anything bigger than the individuals who perform them, then it must lie in figuring out how to excise what is transcendent from what must be denounced. This isn't about liking Neymar as a person, but it is about learning about what his career has to teach.

I could read this after three energy drinks and a mountain of coke and my eyes would still slowly close and I'd forget where I was and what I was doing.

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Aug 16, 2023

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
genuinely I love Darren Rovell:

https://x.com/peteblackburn/status/1691604466410078428?s=46&t=N0fz65wLEKglu9TyofS2Yw

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Im not even sure I understand what I am supposed to learn from that if I go along and assume his anecdote represents a real trend

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



Lmao

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1691652570857529767?s=46

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

HOTEP JESUS

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Royce White is the name that stood out to me. This guy pivoted from mental health to the right wing grift circuit

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


This reminds me I need to go rewatch Bubba Ho-Tep sometime because that movie owns.


also wow I feel like this is the first time Whitlock's surfaced in a while now

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


FlamingLiberal posted:

Royce White is the name that stood out to me. This guy pivoted from mental health to the right wing grift circuit

I remember when he played for Iowa State. Weird.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Wiltsghost posted:

I remember when he played for Iowa State. Weird.
He’s mainly famous for being drafted by the Rockets and then never really playing because of his mental health issues

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Wiltsghost posted:

I remember when he played for Iowa State. Weird.

gently caress, I was about to check if it was the same Royce White.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The only thing missing from that panel is Tariq Nasheed

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
White is on the grift circuit, but he's also got serious brain worms. He ran against Ilhan Omar in 2022, IIRC.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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habeasdorkus posted:

White is on the grift circuit, but he's also got serious brain worms. He ran against Ilhan Omar in 2022, IIRC.
I don’t remember him running for office at all

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
His campaign website is still up. He lost the GOP primary to the woman who Omar crushed by 50 points.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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habeasdorkus posted:

His campaign website is still up. He lost the GOP primary to the woman who Omar crushed by 50 points.
Hoo boy there are a lot of ‘interesting’ things there

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Yes. Royce White is an rear end in a top hat.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

FlamingLiberal posted:

Hoo boy there are a lot of ‘interesting’ things there

I was...bored and stupid enough to read his open letter to Putin. He's all over the place and I like to imagine Putin actually reading it and crumpling it up and throwing it into the fire.

But credit, he does sign it:

'Royce Alexander White

Future President of The United States'

Shoot your shot...which I recall was a problem with him at times as a player I think?

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Royce White turning into some psycho right winger sucks. Seems like something broke in his brain a few years ago.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Grittybeard posted:

I was...bored and stupid enough to read his open letter to Putin. He's all over the place and I like to imagine Putin actually reading it and crumpling it up and throwing it into the fire.

But credit, he does sign it:

'Royce Alexander White

Future President of The United States'

Shoot your shot...which I recall was a problem with him at times as a player I think?
He was almost never on the court

Like there was a whole thing about how he refused to get on a plane

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Bird in a Blender posted:

Royce White turning into some psycho right winger sucks. Seems like something broke in his brain a few years ago.

Like many reactionaries, he had a period where he tried to break into the MMA scene.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
I think the "he refused to fly" thing was overblown and not really true but he did ask for a ton of accommodations in general that weren't realistic. In general seems like a guy not super in tune with reality for whatever reason.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

He had anxiety issues all the way back when he was at Iowa state. It was the reason given for his awful FT shooting. Don’t remember the plane thing in college, but also colleges aren’t really going to make special accommodations very often. Guy just never could put it together mentally for the NBA, and I guess it’s only gotten worse with age.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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From what I remember the plane thing was in the NBA

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

And he wasn’t nearly as entertaining about it as Marvin Barnes:

quote:

Often the colorful personality, Barnes once refused to board a plane from Louisville to St. Louis. Because the flight was scheduled to arrive (Central Time) before its departure time (Eastern Time), Barnes famously said, "I ain't getting in no drat time machine." He rented a car instead.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

royce white was a BLM protester and generally progressive until he joined the big 3; steve bannon got in his ear and he's been doing the maga america first thing ever since

the plane/mental health accommodations made him upset but it didn't break his brain

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Dr_Strangelove posted:

And he wasn’t nearly as entertaining about it as Marvin Barnes:

Pretending you're in a time machine is the best part of west to east flights!

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Sash! posted:

Pretending you're in a time machine is the best part of west to east flights!

only if you’re some kind of deviated prevert

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

let's check in on the herb

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1693746347458138460

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
"Lost its seventh EIC in eight months" - LOL.LMAO, even.

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