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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Crazy that he was at a show with Nick Mullen

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Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


I'm sure Nick took a bump in the bathroom right before the song started playing.

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005



quote:

NR044 // RUIN "Mechanisms of Bloodshed" Box Set CS

A brand new offering of murderous, savage death metal from the Cali kings of macabre. This isn't our average release. We bring you these new tracks in a limited edition "murder box" featuring actual mechanisms of bloodshed that would have any serial killer frothing at the mouth

"Silver Box" (Limited to 95)
This edition comes housed in a screen printed, blood splattered silver tin box
This edition features:
- "Mechanisms of Bloodshed" CS in the screen printed Maltese sleeve
- 8x10 double sided insert
- RUIN branded credit card knife
- "Choker"
- Mini roll of duct tape
- Heavy Duty Flex Cuff
- Pair of black latex gloves

https://noxiousruin.bigcartel.com/product/ruin-mechanisms-of-bloodshed-boxset-cs

lol

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
A one stop shop for the accessories you need when silk screening shirts

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!
That poo poo is so corny lmao

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

i listen to a lot of silly and corny metal but goddamn thats bad lol

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
The marketing is working, I would have never heard of them otherwise

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

bummed this is sold out

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

As a murderer I have been hard served by band merch and I'm glad someone is finally catering to me and my demographic. Before this it was really just the Dying Fetus knife and Cannibal Corpse butcher apron

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!
*extremely goon voice* you can make your own serial killer murder kit at the hardware store for a fraction of that price.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Looks like when noise artists have a big budget

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014


i love this fuckin genre lmao

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS
Long shot post but my wife can't go to Heavy Hell IV this Saturday in Indianapolis so I'd happily part ways with her ticket for $35. DM me if you're interested.

Shredder
Sep 14, 2000

Just popped on my release radar for the week and this new Kataklysm came on, fuckin' heavy duty poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A5k9Zao-SU

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Shredder posted:

Just popped on my release radar for the week and this new Kataklysm came on, fuckin' heavy duty poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A5k9Zao-SU

man what happened to his vocals

EDIT: oh, its a diff guy

CRIP EATIN BREAD fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Aug 11, 2023

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i miss sylvian houde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nypZ19Vvcw

fartman
Sep 19, 2021

He’s literally a crazy homeless guy now, sadly

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

Undergang coming to the east coast as long as they get their visas in time I guess (with Pissgrave & Miasmatic Necrosis)

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



new dying fetus tracks are pretty cool

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

fartman posted:

He’s literally a crazy homeless guy now, sadly

:rip:

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



ShoogaSlim posted:

new dying fetus tracks are pretty cool

spotify auto played decrepit birth after jamming the new dying fetus tracks a few times in a row. i always knew about this band but was never really into what i considered "classic" or "straight forward" death metal in the past. i always leaned more slam or -core stuff. but this polarity album slaps pretty hard. i been fuckin up

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

deadking posted:

*extremely goon voice* you can make your own serial killer murder kit at the hardware store for a fraction of that price.

lmao

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Two Minutes to Latenight has started a new series of death metal covers (after doing a bunch of hardcore covers earlier this year). What else did they start with but a Bolt Thrower cover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5CM30gipmk

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

I've been out of the loop for a while and just learned there's two Gloryhammers now?

whatever I'll take it

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

my bony fealty posted:

I've been out of the loop for a while and just learned there's two Gloryhammers now?

whatever I'll take it

New singer sucks, throw in with Angus IMO

Also Chris and the boys being transparent pieces of poo poo helps make it a pretty easy call.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Yeah that poo poo was gross as gently caress

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
Yeah Gloryhammer sucks poo poo now but Angus McSix is good and fun!

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Yeah that poo poo was gross as gently caress

Just caught up and yeah real unfortunate. Sucks that Gloryhammer and Alestorm are forever tainted.

After listening to both of the 2023 albums I'm team Angus McSix, the GH one doesn't have too many memorable bangers (only the Hoots wasteland one) and the material just feels stale, and the way inferior vocalist doesn't do any favors. Angus McSix is obviously very familiar ground but it's got a different feel than GH, a little more Euro sounding maybe, that I dig.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



I didn't know ian mccollum was in a band

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Gloryhammer pretty clearly peaked on their second album and good on Thomas Winkler for managing to form a genre supergroup. As ABBA metal goes McSix is pretty good. Battle Beast is getting better as well.

E: I will say that Angus McSix sometimes sounds too much like Orden Ogan (kinda mid)

Name Change fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Aug 16, 2023

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Orden Ogan is a Sometimes Band as well, so that fits.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008



they look like they're having fun

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

my bony fealty posted:



they look like they're having fun

Thalia held like 90% of the total talent content of Frozen Crown. I still haven't listened to AM6 so I don't know if the formula "works" yet, but if nothing else I'm glad to see her finding stronger bandmates.

Baron Von Ghoulosh
Dec 16, 2005

There was a time when I fed from golden chalices,
but now...

Now, I feed as
an old man pees.
Death to false metal! The new Horrendous album is now streaming and they're hosting a listening party tonight on Bandcamp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_-RhCiA3TA

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

NihilCredo posted:

Thalia held like 90% of the total talent content of Frozen Crown. I still haven't listened to AM6 so I don't know if the formula "works" yet, but if nothing else I'm glad to see her finding stronger bandmates.

thats the badass left handed guitarist right? drat gotta check out the other gloryhammer then

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!

Baron Von Ghoulosh posted:

Death to false metal!

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

as a sword dork the giant "crossguard" on his sword sucks

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Cool.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

WoodrowSkillson posted:

as a sword dork the giant "crossguard" on his sword sucks



This you?

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*


those are just as bad. tiny blade, giant crossguard, v poorly made

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