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We should bring Jason into the more modern era and have him doing something like chopping up a bunch of jerkwads at a thinly concealed Fyre Festival type event.
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Okay but hear me out. What if they continued from Jason goes to Hell with Jason being a deadite and he gets transported back to the Middle Ages by the Necronomicon.
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I wish they had been able to use the original Freddy vs. Jason ending with Pinhead. That would've been neat.
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As long as the setting is cool you can give me the most thin of plot reasons for Jason being somewhere.
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He's a bad one. Jason gets arrested and he has women who are obsessed with him and want to gently caress him so they break him out and he doesn't kill them but falls in love and learns to live his life.
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I'll tell you what you don't see enough of in horror movies. Water Parks. A real estate development firm buys out Camp Crystal lake and turns it into a Water Park. Friday the 13th : Hot and Wet
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The future? No, we need to go in the other direction: Jason vs. the Argonauts
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Hollismason posted:I'll tell you what you don't see enough of in horror movies. Water Parks. A real estate development firm buys out Camp Crystal lake and turns it into a Water Park. Friday the 13th : Hot and Wet there was some godawful water park movies made in the mid-late 2000's, or 2010's. Piranha DD, that aquaslash movie, maybe something else idk
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Hollismason posted:Friday the 13th should have kept going with the original timeline where the movies were taking place further and further in the future. Jason X was a good start but they should have made Jason takes Mars where the majority of the movie takes place on a starship liner on the way to Mars. Then you have 15 minutes of Jason just being on Mars. Hollismason posted:Okay but hear me out. What if they continued from Jason goes to Hell with Jason being a deadite and he gets transported back to the Middle Ages by the Necronomicon. Jason is The Doom Slayer.
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Erin M. Fiasco posted:I wish they had been able to use the original Freddy vs. Jason ending with Pinhead. That would've been neat. I’ll never forget the script treatment that went around for Freddy vs Jason vs Ash where Ash cuts off one of Jason’s hands with his chainsaw arm which gives Jason the immediate idea to just shove his machete into the stump so he can have a cool sharp hand too
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Shocks me to my core that Alice from anoes ended up on milf manor Now there’s a nightmare
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I think this is relevant to this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNDuhoxL16o
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The Fast and the Friday the 13th The only thing that can stop Jason is beating him in a car race
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Medullah posted:The Fast and the Friday the 13th Need a scene where one of the characters gets into a car and it actually starts and they speed away from Jason, thinking they're safe on the highway, then suddenly they look up and BAM, Jason is there right in front of them!!! They can either swerve off the road or Jason can tank the hit, I don't care. No losing here.
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Interesting news: Scottish indie horror outfit Hex Studios is reviving Amicus with plans to release one movie a year under the banner. The first new Amicus movie since 1977 will be a portmanteau movie called In The Grip of Terror and is using story material from the original studio archives. Production begins next month.
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Kazzah posted:The future? No, we need to go in the other direction: Jason vs. the Argonauts i'll trade you for a slasher movie about the Minotaur emerging in the present day to wreak havoc
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Majkol posted:I think this is relevant to this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNDuhoxL16o I love nick lutsko and agree we should be on gremlins 8 by now
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Kazzah posted:The future? No, we need to go in the other direction: Jason vs. the Argonauts Mighty Heracles would be delighted by such a formidable opponent
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99cU_0evtDQ
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Fantastic ad. BTW, if anyone hasn't played catch up with season 2, it'll be dropping on Peacock either at the end of September or on October 1st as a lead-in to the new season. (Why they waited a full year between it finishing airing on cable and putting it on Peacock, I have no idea.)
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 Been absolutely loving the Chucky series, even if it breaks my heart sometimes.
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Class3KillStorm posted:Fantastic ad. The system seems to either be "latest season goes up a week after it finishes" or "latest season goes up a week before the new season." The problem with the former is obviously that it runs the risk of your audience just skipping it on TV and waiting to binge the whole thing where they can actually make any money. They probably prefer this way because people binging the show in the weeks leading up to the new season works as some viral advertisement and buzz building in theory. For my part I always end up a season behind where I don't see the last season available until the new season is already airing and I've fallen behind again. I'm a bad TV watcher.
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I hope they make it available on syfy’s website now that peacock isn’t bundled in cable packages.
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http://smugfilm.com/NightOfTheLivingDeadMap.jpg So on this amazing Night of the Living Dead Extended Universe chart, what are some movies worth checking out? For any reason that is, morbid curiosity included. Besides the more well-known, immediate sequels like Dawn, Day, Land or RoTD 1-3.
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Nightmare City Dr Butcher MD The Blind Dead series ...
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WeaponX posted:http://smugfilm.com/NightOfTheLivingDeadMap.jpg I highly recommend the Tombs of the Blind Dead series. I actually liked them all, I know some people are generally down on Ghost Galleon but I thought it was good.
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Absurd with Eastman has some okay scenes / kills i guess and this poster is rad
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Hollismason posted:13 year old me was not prepared for Toby Hoopers Life-force. You left out nude Mathilda May on purpose, you sneaky bastard.
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TheKingslayer posted:The Omega Man. Man, this movie just has so much more flavor than the Will Smith version.
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Basebf555 posted:I highly recommend the Tombs of the Blind Dead series. I actually liked them all, I know some people are generally down on Ghost Galleon but I thought it was good. seconded, the Blind Dead films are awesome. Zombie/Zombi 2 is essential. Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane is actually not bad.
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Seconding the Fulci Zombie and the Blind Dead series. Also gotta throw some love on the Tom Savini remake of Night, proud member of the short list of Actually Good Remakes.
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WeaponX posted:http://smugfilm.com/NightOfTheLivingDeadMap.jpg As someone who has wayed pretty deep into the "I wonder if this Night of the Living Dead knockoff is worth watching" I can say with confidence that the safe answer 9 out of 10 times is "no." Save yourself. https://letterboxd.com/goatgonzo/list/knockoffs-of-the-living-dead/
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Hollismason posted:I'll tell you what you don't see enough of in horror movies. Water Parks. A real estate development firm buys out Camp Crystal lake and turns it into a Water Park. Friday the 13th : Hot and Wet Thankfully you don't have to spend money to watch Aquaslash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPwhDBZlwgk
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Lumbermouth posted:Thankfully you don't have to spend money to watch Aquaslash Well yeah. My Swift Kick In The Balls 5$-stand wasn’t exactly doing brisk business either.
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Blind Dead 2 is my favourite. It's a Spanish film that has all the characteristics of classic Italian horror: a small rural village, an abandoned castle, a flashback to medieval times, a corrupt police force, a village idiot, an even dumber mayor, a scandalous love affair, and people drinking whiskey out of Collins glasses for some reason.
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Xiahou Dun posted:Well yeah. My Swift Kick In The Balls 5$-stand wasn’t exactly doing brisk business either. After M_Sinistrari did all the Amityville movies, I don't make any quality assumptions about what this thread is willing to watch.
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Halloween Jack posted:Blind Dead 2 is my favourite. It's a Spanish film that has all the characteristics of classic Italian horror: a small rural village, an abandoned castle, a flashback to medieval times, a corrupt police force, a village idiot, an even dumber mayor, a scandalous love affair, and people drinking whiskey out of Collins glasses for some reason. Thought that was the MyPillow guy for a sec
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Xiahou Dun posted:Seconding the Fulci Zombie and the Blind Dead series. I still love the scene where Barbara interrupts all the arguing by shooting the one zombie over and over again while yelling at them "Is he dead? You're all seeing this, is he dead?!"
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