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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Dameius posted:

My friend group saw the first Michael Bay Transformers in theater and when we walked out after it finished a guy who I wasn't clicking with said it was the greatest movie ever made and I knew from there that he wasn't going to last in the group.

Transformers as a franchise lost it's soul when they renamed the Dinobot "Slag" into Slug'

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Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Transformers as a franchise lost it's soul when they renamed the Dinobot "Slag" into Slug'


...They did WHAT?

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

mercenarynuker posted:

I had a co worker who once tried to claim that Jurassic Park was the greatest trilogy of all time

It is. You just watch it three times in a row.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Android Apocalypse posted:

Never forget that the director of Lifeforce is also the same guy that gave us The Texas Chan Saw Massacre.

Uwu, I hope Texas-Chan notices me.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Coward posted:

...They did WHAT?
slag is a british slang term for loose women, they undoubtedly initially named him that for the term for industrial metal waste, but the slang term made them change it

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008

Android Apocalypse posted:

Never forget that the director of Lifeforce is also the same guy that gave us The Texas Chan Saw Massacre.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Uwu, I hope Texas-Chan notices me.

I was thinking more it'd be a 4 Chan version which would be... uhhh I'm not sure I want to think about it any more

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

sick of Applebees posted:

I was thinking more it'd be a 4 Chan version which would be... uhhh I'm not sure I want to think about it any more
Just an old crossover

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Chan

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

Subjunctive posted:

Read a good space-vampire book now: Blindsight

The vampires in Blindsight are awesome. Turns out that the myth that they can be warded off by crosses is because they undergo violent, fatal seizures when faced with right angles, and they all basically went extinct once humans started building houses. Now they've been brought back to life by scientists because it turns out that they are excellent interpreters between regular humans and the hyper-intelligent but severely autistic AIs they've built to pilot spaceships.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Mr. Sunshine posted:

The vampires in Blindsight are awesome. Turns out that the myth that they can be warded off by crosses is because they undergo violent, fatal seizures when faced with right angles, and they all basically went extinct once humans started building houses. Now they've been brought back to life by scientists because it turns out that they are excellent interpreters between regular humans and the hyper-intelligent but severely autistic AIs they've built to pilot spaceships.

I'm exceedingly annoyed there isn't a movie on this.

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

Captain Invictus posted:

slag is a british slang term for loose women, they undoubtedly initially named him that for the term for industrial metal waste, but the slang term made them change it

I was well-aware of the other meaning of slag, which as a child lent the Dinobot a delightful charm. I am beyond baffled that was legitimately the reason for the name change, as I was sure American children would have no way of coming across the term.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Lol that they boast it's the oldest language in Europe and then list a bunch of words that have cognates in English and/or come from Latin (plat/plate, castell/castle, llaith/milk, pysgody/fish, afal/apple, baner/flag, caws/cheese, etc.)

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Coward posted:

I was well-aware of the other meaning of slag, which as a child lent the Dinobot a delightful charm. I am beyond baffled that was legitimately the reason for the name change, as I was sure American children would have no way of coming across the term.

They license US TV shows to all sorts of countries and have done for longer than the Transformers cartoon has existed. It's not exactly a wild concept that they'd want to rename a rude character in a large English speaking market they'd want to sell to.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
80's SciFi movie talk has reminded me of the existence of 1987's Nightflyers where a spaceship inhabited by the personality of a powerful psychic and piloted by her intergender clone/son/lover starts murdering its passengers(which is apparently on YouTube in its entirety having never been even released on DVD) and boy oh boy was that ever some trash garbage. I wonder if whoever wrote that story ever amounted to anything...

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Breetai posted:

a spaceship inhabited by the personality of a powerful psychic and piloted by her intergender clone/son/lover

No joke, this is a George R. R. Martin book/film.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Zesty posted:

No joke, this is a George R. R. Martin book/film.

Never wouldve guessed GRRM would make a weird incest sex story. Next you’ll probably try to convince me it has sexual violence too.

whoda thunkit
Sep 20, 2010

Captain Invictus posted:

slag is a british slang term for loose women, they undoubtedly initially named him that for the term for industrial metal waste, but the slang term made them change it

If this was the real reason for the name change then they would have changed the dinobot Cumdumpster's name a long time ago.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mr. Sunshine posted:

The vampires in Blindsight are awesome. Turns out that the myth that they can be warded off by crosses is because they undergo violent, fatal seizures when faced with right angles, and they all basically went extinct once humans started building houses. Now they've been brought back to life by scientists because it turns out that they are excellent interpreters between regular humans and the hyper-intelligent but severely autistic AIs they've built to pilot spaceships.

oh drat, this is going on my reading list.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the author makes it available on his website for anyone interested

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i think i have the omnibus version of Blindsight and its sequel that i havent read for multiple years, im going to have to find it and add it to the reading pile now

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

the author makes it available on his website for anyone interested

since it's free there's also a much more readable pdf that can be easily found.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

It's also great for how hard it shits on how current-day society treats people it labels as neurodivergent.

Here's a picture:

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

whoda thunkit posted:

If this was the real reason for the name change then they would have changed the dinobot Cumdumpster's name a long time ago.

They did change its name though since it was a weird name for a transformer. Now it’s Cumdumptruck and it looks like your mother.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



His name is Benedict Cumberbatch, it's honestly not that hard guys.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Humphreys posted:

I'm exceedingly annoyed there isn't a movie on this.

not a full movie but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkR2hnXR0SM

anyway yeah blindsight freakin owns. the sequel echopraxia isn't as good but still quite enjoyable. peter watts is good https://www.rifters.com/real/shorts/PeterWatts_Malak.pdf

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
loved blindsight, echopraxia was cool too.

Watts behemoth series was ok but there was uncomfortable sex stuff

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

haven't read the behemoth stuff but from other forum posts i understand that to be the understatement of the century

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Mr. Sunshine posted:

The vampires in Blindsight are awesome. Turns out that the myth that they can be warded off by crosses is because they undergo violent, fatal seizures when faced with right angles, and they all basically went extinct once humans started building houses. Now they've been brought back to life by scientists because it turns out that they are excellent interpreters between regular humans and the hyper-intelligent but severely autistic AIs they've built to pilot spaceships.

do right angles not exist in nature? mesas have to be pretty close.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

snergle posted:

do right angles not exist in nature? mesas have to be pretty close.

stop spoiling the book

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

snergle posted:

do right angles not exist in nature? mesas have to be pretty close.

reading this in a Jar-Jar Binks voice because my brain is bad

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

snergle posted:

do right angles not exist in nature? mesas have to be pretty close.

Well there was that time I went to the zoo and the chimp looked at me with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Captain Invictus posted:

slag is a british slang term for loose women, they undoubtedly initially named him that for the term for industrial metal waste, but the slang term made them change it

The 90s Beast Wars cartoon used "slag" as a cuss word in the goofy science fiction manner - slag off, slag you, shut your slaggin' mouth etc. In the sense of metal waste, it's a pretty great choice for a bunch of robot people if you're gonna write that way.

Of course, this means that retroactively the dinosaur guy from 1985's name would be like being called "poo poo Fuckasaurus", but he was characterized as such an ornery rear end in a top hat that he probably would have approved.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Lobok posted:

Well there was that time I went to the zoo and the chimp looked at me with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

I’ve asked you repeatedly to stop calling me “the chimp”

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Lobok posted:

Well there was that time I went to the zoo and the chimp looked at me with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

Was she looking kind of dumb?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Phy posted:

The 90s Beast Wars cartoon used "slag" as a cuss word in the goofy science fiction manner - slag off, slag you, shut your slaggin' mouth etc. In the sense of metal waste, it's a pretty great choice for a bunch of robot people if you're gonna write that way.

Really wish I could have watched Beast Wars the way British kids did like it was an episode of Drag Race. "So I told that Decepticunt she could slut the hell up because we could all see where she tucked her trunk -- she was not More Than Meets the Eye."

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

LifeSunDeath posted:

stop spoiling the book

im actually curious because every time i try to think of one i cant ive never seen a tree branch or something in a perfect 90degree and even the joke answer making an L with your fingers doesnt work because of the skin flap smoothing the corner out. and i google'd a bunch of mesa pictures and they arent even close. i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys.

edit: crystals form them apparently. especially salt crystals. vampires arent allergic to garlic their allergic to salt

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


snergle posted:

im actually curious because every time i try to think of one i cant ive never seen a tree branch or something in a perfect 90degree and even the joke answer making an L with your fingers doesnt work because of the skin flap smoothing the corner out. and i google'd a bunch of mesa pictures and they arent even close. i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys.

edit: crystals form them apparently. especially salt crystals. vampires arent allergic to garlic their allergic to salt

Was about to post bismuth when I saw your edit:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1291575638/massive-bismuth-crystal-specimen

I will purchase this to keep myself safe from vampires, a sound financial decision.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

Helsing chucking a Himalayan salt lamp at a vampire: "dodge this"

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Paladinus posted:

Lol that they boast it's the oldest language in Europe and then list a bunch of words that have cognates in English and/or come from Latin (plat/plate, castell/castle, llaith/milk, pysgody/fish, afal/apple, baner/flag, caws/cheese, etc.)

Also the concept of one particular language being the oldest is nonsensical

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