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redshirt posted:Yes every Thursday lunch. It's on the printed menu. I…I can’t read 
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Xlorp posted:But... but... we already let you back in ten minutes ago! Nah couldn't have been. Step outside with me
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Karma Comedian posted:Nah couldn't have been. Step outside with me Are you hiding the cupcakes
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*click* "incoming tight beam from Luna, Cap'n, putting it on the main display....." "We've been trying to reach you about your Lambda class transport and construction platform mark two's extended warranty" *click*
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Has anyone seen.... *Eyes widening in realisation* KEVIN!
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MY HUMAN BONES ARE ON THE INSIDE I ENJOY WEARING PANT ON MY LEG
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naem posted:MY HUMAN BONES ARE ON THE INSIDE I ENJOY WEARING PANT ON MY LEG Haha, so true
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what if we spun up our habitat ring a bit faster than what they've got on Callisto so that on arrival we'd all be jacked and could simply shove those space dorks away from the precious metals?
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Aug 17, 2023 03:51
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I think the last chili night finally did in the carbon air scrubbers.
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Outrail posted:Has anyone seen.... He missed chili night. Or maybe now there's a little Kevin in all of us
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naem posted:MY HUMAN BONES ARE ON THE INSIDE I ENJOY WEARING PANT ON MY LEG Waaaaiiit a minute nobody likes wearing pants. Naem might be HR. Maybe management. Get 'im!
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naem posted:MY HUMAN BONES ARE ON THE INSIDE I ENJOY WEARING PANT ON MY LEG Here have some poppers and these weird mushrooms I found growing in the wastewater filter
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We ran out of water, but the good news is that we're made up of over 50% water. So, I guess you could say that we're going to be 'drawing straws' to see which one of us ends up getting harvested. Death by freeze-drying, I'm going to assume, is peaceful.
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Xlorp posted:He missed chili night. *burp*
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poo poo. I think I left my hair straighteners on. Can we turn round?
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Where we're going we won't need hair
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Outrail posted:Waaaaiiit a minute nobody likes wearing pants. Naem might be HR. Maybe management. Get 'im! HUU MONN REEA SOUURCE Pinche Rudo posted:Here have some poppers and these weird mushrooms I found growing in the wastewater filter MY BRAIN CHEMICAL REWARD SYSTEM IS THAT OF AN APELIKE HUNTER GATHERER AND THE LEARNED SOCIETAL EXPECTATIONS AND LIMITATIONS THEREIN CAUSE PSYCHOLOGICAL STRESS I RELIEVE BY DELIBERATELY INGESTING MILD POISONS AM I RIGHT MY FELLOW FLESH MORTAL
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Brain parasites and extra-dimensional entities are one thing but I'll be damned if traitors to the working class are tolerated in space society.
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naem posted:MY BRAIN CHEMICAL REWARD SYSTEM IS THAT OF AN APELIKE HUNTER GATHERER AND THE LEARNED SOCIETAL EXPECTATIONS AND LIMITATIONS THEREIN CAUSE PSYCHOLOGICAL STRESS I RELIEVE BY DELIBERATELY INGESTING MILD POISONS AM I RIGHT MY FELLOW FLESH MORTAL You’re so right!
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Little Debbie Chocolate Cupcakes bring all the warp daemons to my yard
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*Replaces all the holo vid channels with swap.avi on loop*
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In the interest of cultural exchange I'm sending one of those holo projectors out onto the hull.
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Only 1.5 years to go to Callisto! We'll be upping the rate of simulations accordingly. Mission specialists will need to start preparing final plans for approval no later than 3 months. Also, lag time to Earth just passed 25 minutes. Remember! When you ask a question, wait 50 minutes for an answer.
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Xlorp posted:What kind of protection do we have against big ol' solar flares? Well we're pretty far from the sun, so they won't be as strong. And the multilayered hulls will provide some protection. But if it was real bad there's protected areas in the core, like a storm shelter, where we'd wait out the flare.
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*turns in a plan for approval* Here you go! it’s just the word “Weed” and a crude pot leaf finger painted in unknown body fluids
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Someone's knockin' at the door Somebody's ringin' the bell Someone's knockin' at the door Somebody's ringin' the bell Do me a favor Open the door and let 'em in
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Has anyone seen the Research Masturbationist? I’ve been having some, uh, issues and I’d like to speak with him.
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In medical, they caught a stray cumshot to the eye and I guess it's been causing problems.
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redshirt posted:Well we're pretty far from the sun, so they won't be as strong. And the multilayered hulls will provide some protection. The ship construction docs show the core's solar flare shielding doubles as radiation shielding for the nuclear reactor that is also inside the core. This was announced as a 'space saving initiative to create room for additional life support redundancies'. But the extra equipment looks less like an O2 scrubber and more like a sexual hookup enabled holo deck accessible from the engineering bathroom. You've been holding out on us you bastards
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Outrail posted:The ship construction docs show the core's solar flare shielding doubles as radiation shielding for the nuclear reactor that is also inside the core. Check your schematics, version 3.131.45.C The redundant nuclear reactors are on the far sides of the core. The radiation shelter is in the center of the core, indeed, with other critical systems.
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Where were we going again? Oh, right. Callisto explains it all
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captain innocuous posted:Where were we going again? Oh, right. Callisto explains it all Perhaps the best place for long term colonization in the solar system!
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Someone keeps jacking off in my cryo chamber.
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Inzombiac posted:Someone keeps jacking off in my cryo chamber. Sometimes inspiration strikes the Research Masturbationist in odd places.
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ATTENTION: We're swapping out lasagna for chicken nuggets and fries tonight for dinner. As always, starts at 18:00
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redshirt posted:ATTENTION: We're swapping out lasagna for chicken nuggets and fries tonight for dinner. As always, starts at 18:00 Ok who had sex with the cooked lasagna AGAIN!?!? Seriously we need to find the lasagna fucker this is the third lasagna night in a row that’s been ruined.
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Pinche Rudo posted:Ok who had sex with the cooked lasagna AGAIN!?!? Seriously we need to find the lasagna fucker this is the third lasagna night in a row that’s been ruined. Prime Suspect would be the masturbation researcher
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Pinche Rudo posted:Ok who had sex with the cooked lasagna AGAIN!?!? Seriously we need to find the lasagna fucker this is the third lasagna night in a row that’s been ruined. How do we know it wasn't actually improved by the addition of an invasive ingredient?
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