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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Bellmaker posted:

Oh wait Josh Allen is on the cover of Madden 24? Bills are toast :rip:

Mahomes won the Super Bowl the first time he was on the cover.

The last time the Madden curse was truly a thing was probably 15+ years ago… and Madden hasn’t been good in 15+ years… :thunk:

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syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

fartknocker posted:

Mahomes won the Super Bowl the first time he was on the cover.

The last time the Madden curse was truly a thing was probably 15+ years ago… and Madden hasn’t been good in 15+ years… :thunk:

Madden died the last time they put him on the cover

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

syzpid posted:

Madden died the last time they put him on the cover

They put him on cover after he died.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

fartknocker posted:

They put him on cover after he died.

that's what they want you to think

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Madden had evidence that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton the anti Raiders ref cabal

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

That Ravens / Commanders preseason game felt like a wildcard playoff. I loved every minute.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovcTKHupdxo

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
To the surprise of no one.

https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1693997349729878369?s=20

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Maker Bayfield

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Josh Johnson could not carry the legacy of the great men who came before him. Tragically the Ravens will have to settle for the Superbowl.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
I actually kinda like this year's Madden, haven't played one really for a while. But I've been having fun in franchise mode.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/Buccaneers/status/1693997073757327735?t=-2f2mG9ri1KfhdvUn5C5Uw&s=19

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

This is the year that Baker proves the haters wrong

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Wake n bake (420)

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I'd love for Baker to become the Ryan Fitzpatrick-esque journeyman hero of the 20s/30s. That Rams game ruled.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
I was just looking at Baker's stats with the Rams and lol I had no idea he led the Rams to a 51-14 win over the Broncos. Russ threw 3 picks and got benched(or hurt?). Truly incredible just how dog poo poo bad the Broncos were last year.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Baker beat the Raiders last year despite being on the team for like 45 minutes and not knowing his WRs names

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
oh man i'm not ready for another season of baker mayfield hype lol

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

RIP rusty shackleford

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

a neat cape posted:

Baker beat the Raiders last year despite being on the team for like 45 minutes and not knowing his WRs names

Wait until the Bucs cut him and then he signs mid season with the Raiders. Full circle.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Eagles/Colts joint practice was apparently cancelled after too many fights. Derek Barnett punched Anthony Richardson as well.
https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1694009766064894313?s=20

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

wandler20 posted:

I was just looking at Baker's stats with the Rams and lol I had no idea he led the Rams to a 51-14 win over the Broncos. Russ threw 3 picks and got benched(or hurt?). Truly incredible just how dog poo poo bad the Broncos were last year.

a neat cape posted:

Baker beat the Raiders last year despite being on the team for like 45 minutes and not knowing his WRs names

yeah those 2 games loving owned. Late season TNF Rams/Raiders was the least appealing matchup imaginable and instead we were treated to this insane Baker walkoff win despite having received the playbook like the day before. Unrelated but I feel compelled to mention that the Raiders also gave Jeff Saturday his only win as a coach in his first ever game :v:

The Denver game was more about Cam Akers going ballistic out of nowhere, Russ having an all time meltdown (he did get benched, not hurt), and the Broncos D having 1000% quit on the season but it was still extremely funny. It was the game that got Hackett fired and also gave us Russ being owned by a goddam Spongebob character

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1607134057804054539

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it makes sense to start baker mayfield coming into his sixth season. historically, seasons 6 through 10 are typically the best for franchise quarterbacks.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Cavauro posted:

it makes sense to start baker mayfield coming into his sixth season. historically, seasons 6 through 10 are typically the best for franchise quarterbacks.

Right but how will season 6 work for Baker Mayfield?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Diva Cupcake posted:

Eagles/Colts joint practice was apparently cancelled after too many fights. Derek Barnett punched Anthony Richardson as well.
https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1694009766064894313?s=20

Wow, disgusting behavior from Philly. Probably best to cancel their season at this point.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

The Kelce Bros. are just too turnt

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Diva Cupcake posted:

Eagles/Colts joint practice was apparently cancelled after too many fights. Derek Barnett punched Anthony Richardson as well.
https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1694009766064894313?s=20

Barnett really wants more personal fouls than sacks again

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Cavauro posted:

it makes sense to start baker mayfield coming into his sixth season. historically, seasons 6 through 10 are typically the best for franchise quarterbacks.

Tobias Funke, TB GM: Maybe it can work for us..

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
They should probably stop these stupid joint practices doesn't everyone hate them and think they are useless?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
They were all the new hotness like five years ago.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I think 1 set of joint practices makes a ton of sense. Gives your team a chance to hit somebody who isn't on their own team and some blow off. TC fights happen all the time anyway, might as well be with some weak rear end bitches from a few states away.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Tennessee titan caleb farley’s 2 million dollar house just blew the gently caress up. He wasn’t in it but was apparently on scene. A 61 year old guy was killed and another injured.

https://twitter.com/queen_city_news/status/1694025235463385564?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

FizFashizzle posted:

Tennessee titan caleb farley’s 2 million dollar house just blew the gently caress up. He wasn’t in it but was apparently on scene. A 61 year old guy was killed and another injured.

:stare:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

JT Jag posted:

Maker Bayfield

Bless the Maker and His water.

Bless the coming and going of Him.

May His passing cleanse the world.

May He keep the ball for his offense.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

FizFashizzle posted:

Tennessee titan caleb farley’s 2 million dollar house just blew the gently caress up. He wasn’t in it but was apparently on scene. A 61 year old guy was killed and another injured.
Jesus some of these photos are crazy.
https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1694030189322191208?s=20

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Very strange to lead with the price of the house followed by the death from the explosion.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Gotta be the water boiler or something like that, right?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

a neat cape posted:

Baker beat the Raiders last year despite being on the team for like 45 minutes and not knowing his WRs names

That was glorious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EtzKR9TdTw

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Jan. 6er making pipe bombs for the Trump arraignment

kiimo posted:

Bless the Maker and His water.

Bless the coming and going of Him.

May His passing cleanse the world.

May He keep the ball for his offense.

No, we all know who the Football Kwizatz Haderach is :smug:

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Has to be a gas thing right? That’s all that makes sense here

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