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I've heard all the stories and I believe every one. It seems you have to witness something so bizarre that you are now a believer. I've seen some crazy poo poo. Well, not through my eyes, per se. Zeluth fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Aug 23, 2023 |
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grussy blasting in the backseat of the spaceship hell yeah
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Aug 23, 2023 18:02
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NoiseAnnoys posted:aliens are pretty fugly Nice try, CIA.
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Aug 23, 2023 18:18
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Gives head like a Grey is a compliment.
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Aug 23, 2023 18:32
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Pontificating rear end posted:but it is not commented on in the UFO Literature, because very few people actually see them, especially not naked. I don't think I have ever seen a grey wearing pants in my entire life. What kind of expert is this? This man is clearly incompetent!
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Aug 23, 2023 19:51
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Do Greys still wear skinny jeans? I hope not for their sake.
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Aug 23, 2023 20:03
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Im Grey.
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Aug 23, 2023 20:10
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Greys anatomy
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Aug 23, 2023 20:49
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Shinjobi posted:Greys anatomy whoa what the gently caress
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Aug 23, 2023 21:29
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watching every episode of grey's anatomy in super slow-mo, analyzing every pixel for evidence planted by shadow government disinfo propagandists
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Aug 23, 2023 21:30
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Shinjobi posted:Greys anatomy I always knew you were CIA Shinjobi
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Aug 23, 2023 22:18
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Posts as good as mine could only be made in a government laboratory I've been engineered to be the top of the line in white noise posting Perhaps I've said too much
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Aug 23, 2023 22:21
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What was the alien doing in a basement? Some sort of sex thing no doubt
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Aug 24, 2023 00:58
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lol so finally after all these decades we get a real photo at last and it's from a basement in mexico and we know it's real because whitlet streiber said it has a vag oh and it's blurry of course Mulaney Power Move fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Aug 24, 2023 |
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Aug 24, 2023 03:41
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Mulaney Power Move posted:oh and it's blurry of course
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Mulaney Power Move posted:lol so finally after all these decades we get a real photo at last and it's from a basement in mexico and we know it's real because whitlet streiber said it has a vag We call the capital of that state "Shelbyville" because of all the cousin loving Of course it's blurry what kind of phone camera could a night watchman have in 2004, the technology just wasnt there yet
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Aug 24, 2023 04:09
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 ayyy lmao we want some poooossay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYp9x_u930M
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Aug 24, 2023 04:22
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Where is the vag? Is it in the alien perineum area? Is it on its back?
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Where is the vag? Is it in the alien perineum area?  virgin alert
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Aug 24, 2023 05:14
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Hey all my alien sex has been with the nordic aliens!
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Aug 24, 2023 05:18
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Oh bogus you can see the mop holding it up
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Aug 24, 2023 05:24
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baddie alert. drat aliens taking all the simps from american hotties https://twitter.com/Tiffany_Gomas/status/1693308205290705062
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Aug 24, 2023 05:32
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temple posted:baddie alert. drat aliens taking all the simps from american hotties IDGI? are they a UFO? They seems to be sitting on the wall not flying and if they own the account it's posted on that like they have a name so like that seems pretty identified? Are they an alien? if so, still boring, where's their UFO!!!!
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Just a normal day at the conspiracy factoryquote:Ex-NASA Engineer: There Is Extraterrestrial Activity In Saturn's Rings, Earth-Size UFO Spotted Wow, as big as the earth, you say? Gosh. Given you can see Saturn with the naked eye and easily see it with even hobby grade telescopes, you'd think this amazing discovery would be more well known.
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Aug 24, 2023 08:15
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A Navy fighter pilot and an ex NASA engineer were in the closet dissecting aliens and I saw the alien and the alien looked at me
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Aug 24, 2023 08:24
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Just a normal day at the conspiracy factory The aliens go to the school across the county. Every other weekend we make out a ton, tho.
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Aug 24, 2023 08:40
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dr_rat posted:IDGI? are they a UFO? https://i.imgur.com/QpIwohQ.mp4
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Aug 24, 2023 08:44
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Holy poo poo aliens have been hiding in women's pants all this time! No wonder UFO conspiracy theorist never found them!!!
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Aug 24, 2023 08:55
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how come aliens don't have any sick streetwear fits or drip? it's pretty sus that we only see their pretty bad lookin' flabby slime bods.
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Aug 24, 2023 10:14
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They actually all wearing full body catsuit type clothes. As is the fashion at the time.
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Aug 24, 2023 10:16
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xenofashion sucks what are they, the extraterrestrial amish?
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Aug 24, 2023 10:21
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My Alf persona is lacking.
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NoiseAnnoys posted:what are they, the extraterrestrial amish? If your stuck on a small saucer with the same three other aliens for a few decades you stop dressing to impress I guess. 
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Aug 24, 2023 10:31
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dr_rat posted:If your stuck on a small saucer with the same three other aliens for a few decades you stop dressing to impress I guess. great, we're getting visited by extraterrestrial goons.
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Aug 24, 2023 10:37
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NoiseAnnoys posted:xenofashion sucks Maybe they're just regular folk like you or I? Earth fashion is ok but still there's gotta be upwards of 3 billion people just wearing jeans and a t-shirt right now.
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Aug 24, 2023 10:55
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Hey wait a minute...if most of the time the Greys wear something to cover their bits, then in what context did Whitley Strieber see alien vagina? Hmm.
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Aug 24, 2023 11:33
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Maybe they're just regular folk like you or I? Earth fashion is ok but still there's gotta be upwards of 3 billion people just wearing jeans and a t-shirt right now. my fashion sense is pretty great ngl
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Aug 24, 2023 11:57
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Whitley Strieber is an alien rapist
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Whitley Strieber is an alien rapist Sounds like it, yeah. He himself said that he's "seen and been with" aliens. I'm not accusing him of being an alien molester here, but he needs to clarify what he means exactly when he says he's "been with aliens"
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