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Oh that was important? I was tidying up the HR office and it was just a list of everyone's names, and since we already all know each other I just threw it out...
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I promise you all it would be in your own best interests and immediately super helpful to me if anyone could even just roll a charged fire extinguisher down to lab 3.
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AKZ posted:I promise you all it would be in your own best interests and immediately super helpful to me if anyone could even just roll a charged fire extinguisher down to lab 3. What happened to the existing extinguisher? We'll have to requisition a new one from supplies, which will require Earth approval.
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redshirt posted:What happened to the existing extinguisher? huffed that poo poo dummy and if you all want more shower stall methcathinone you'll get me another fire extinguisher cause I gotta live in them cold clouds to make magic baybeeee
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You can take fire extinguishers from decks E,F,H or J. There are just sleeping quarters of unessential personal on those.
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The food tubs in the kitchen are clogged with some foreign body. It's not my turn to clean it so one of you needs to suck it out and bring samples down to the lab. If it mentions me, it is a LIAR!
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Inzombiac posted:The food tubs in the kitchen are clogged with some foreign body. Please do not bring the bodies of foreign visitors into the ship, alive or not. If you must, or if you were curious, and brought one in anyway, please do not dispose of the body in the kitchen food disposal tubs. The contents of those tubs get recycled into the meat vats and algae tanks. God knows what terrible pathogens are on those weird tardigrade jelly things, we don't need that in our food again. Naem said he liked the lasagna that one time so I doubt it's that bad, but have some common sense people.
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I could go for some more of that lasagna.
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How in the heck did some of you pass the extensive psych evals? We're gonna have to tighten things up for the next mission.
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LIKE MANY HUMAN I ENJOY PSYCH VALVES TIGHT THINGS AND LA SAG NA TELL ME WHAT ARE THE LAUNCH CODES HOW DO I PENETRATE EARTH AIR SPACE HAHA AS FRIENDS
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redshirt posted:How in the heck did some of you pass the extensive psych evals? We're gonna have to tighten things up for the next mission. They used the urine samples for the psych evals, and our psych evals as the drug tests
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Drug tests? Psych eval? I responded to a recruiter email and two weeks later I'm in space.
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Anyone else notice the ancient sarcophagus in the rec room before? I have a feeling like it's been there the whole time, weird, I can't help but wonder what's in there...maybe I'll take a quick peek.
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Aug 24, 2023 19:07
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numberoneposter posted:Anyone else notice the ancient sarcophagus in the rec room before? Chug! Chug! Chug!
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numberoneposter posted:Anyone else notice the ancient sarcophagus in the rec room before? Kind of optimistic to bring just the one coffin for a trip like this. Lack of forward planning imo
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Outrail posted:Kind of optimistic to bring just the one coffin for a trip like this. Lack of forward planning imo As per the rule of the Sea, we just space the bodies. Nice ceremony and stuff. Or, into the Recyclers....
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There's only one person that it was deemed necessary to require a coffin. Spacing will be fine for everyone else. By space law no bodies means no payout to families. Far cheaper.
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dr_rat posted:There's only one person that it was deemed necessary to require a coffin. Who gets the coffin? The Cap'n?
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Aug 25, 2023 14:23
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I bet it's full of contraband. Let's crack it open.
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Outrail posted:I bet it's full of contraband. Let's crack it open. I wouldn’t. You’re gonna wake Him up.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I wouldn’t. You’re gonna wake Him up. I don't care who you are, you can't hoard poo poo to yourself. We left that mindset on earth, remember the 'Share on the Ship' videos? Open it up!
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What if the ancient sarcophagus is full of flaming hot cheetos?
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Outrail posted:I don't care who you are, you can't hoard poo poo to yourself. We left that mindset on earth, remember the 'Share on the Ship' videos? My favorite video was "Ship Currency: Your Guide to Onboard Economics"
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Look *leans casually against wall, takes long drag from cigarette, exhales smoke slowly* All’s I’m telling you is that you open that casket, we’re all gonna have a real bad time, but don’t let me stop you. Go ahead, open ‘er up, just don’t come crying to me when He slurps your guts out like a plate of spaghetti.
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redshirt posted:Who gets the coffin? The Cap'n? The coffin is strictly for the crew member who gets sick after encountering some alien -that perhaps we may purely coincidentally- pass by at some-point- and then dies of totally unrelated to meeting the alien reasons. The Company will do this to show the alien we honor meeting them, as um that's something The Company cares deeply about. So please, take care to treat all alien encounters with gleeful recklessness, and with an utter disregard for any silly rules regarding personal safety. Coffins are for winners!
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NO ALIEN HERE JUST US HUMANS WITH OUR USUAL NUMBER OF TORSOS AND HAIR FOLICLES
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The Company has officially declared it hug a crew mate with a name starting with N day this Friday. Any crew mates feeling sick after hug a crew mate with a name starting with N day, please report to coffin duty when dead.
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This gazpacho soup is cold Send it back and heat it up
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redshirt posted:My favorite video was "Ship Currency: Your Guide to Onboard Economics" The whole 'no currency on board, barter if you want' thing is pretty dope. Especially for those of use with a ready supply of dope.
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What's my share in the mission? We are going to plunder are we not? Sell some expensive space rocks to nerds back home. Man's gotta eat.
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redshirt posted:How in the heck did some of you pass the extensive psych evals? We're gonna have to tighten things up for the next mission. No Pennington County deputies on this flight and statute of limitations is up after the round trip. You might say I was motived to interview.
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numberoneposter posted:What's my share in the mission? We are going to plunder are we not? Sell some expensive space rocks to nerds back home. Man's gotta eat. The Company flies under the fly of the New Canadian Empire. As the NCE are currently at war with Britain, Spain, and Brazil, any spaceships flying those flags are fair game for plundering under our privateering laws.
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Outrail posted:The whole 'no currency on board, barter if you want' thing is pretty dope. Especially for those of use with a ready supply of dope. As part of the Botany department, each crew member has a pot plant under their responsibility. Some do better than others.... Also, there are ship credits. You know, for snacks. And other things.
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Icochet posted:I'll jack you off for a potato It's included under "Ship Currency: Your Guide to Onboard Economics". You may proceed with your bartering.
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dr_rat posted:It's included under "Ship Currency: Your Guide to Onboard Economics". Did they even watch the instructional videos? Like "Light Delay: How to Converse with a 15 minute lag"
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Icochet posted:I'll jack you off for a potato {Proffers a small green potato with long shoots growing out of the eyes.} Make it fast and rough.
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redshirt posted:As part of the Botany department, each crew member has a pot plant under their responsibility. Some do better than others.... Yes I would love to buy from the company store with company money at company rates.
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naem posted:NO ALIEN HERE JUST US HUMANS WITH OUR USUAL NUMBER OF TORSOS AND HAIR FOLICLES My best friend here forgot to mention their fingernails.... hmmm perhaps I was wrong and they're not the most human person I've ever met?
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