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Calling ketchup a tomato sauce is technically true, much like calling a cooked chunk of human rear end a rump roast. Someone should introduce these sad, sad people to garlic butter so they can have something way better to put on their pizza crust. Also... HelloIAmYourHeart posted:If you take a better picture of that sticker, I'll give it to you as a gang tag. A late thank you for the tag, I mostly browse the forums on the Awful app so I only noticed today when I happened to see one of my own posts in an actual web browser 
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The tomato sauce is for the tiny meat pies, not the rest of the crust.
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Aug 29, 2023 00:32
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SlothfulCobra posted:Cheese sauce isn't the same as water though. How well do fries absorb emulsified oil? It doesn't matter, when you cover the fries the moisture in them will steam them and mushify.
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Aug 29, 2023 00:43
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:I assumed the circles around the perimeter were full of tomato sauce and you squeeze them to release tomato sauce, like a zit or cyst. Nobody out-pizzas Junji Ito (squeezes catupiry out of open sores onto crust)
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Aug 29, 2023 01:19
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Australia has the best pizzas in the world, it’s better than dull Italian authenticity or whichever disgusting USA regional variety is considered best. Even that Four N Twenty abomination is probably still pretty good.
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Aug 29, 2023 08:30
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I'm distrustful of any variety of pizza that relies on bbq sauce
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Aug 29, 2023 08:36
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that said I’d gently caress up some Chicago style on occasion, all pizza is beautiful
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Aug 29, 2023 08:38
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Should probably mention that pepperoni is a genuinely American variant of salami and that's the secret spark that elevated pizza from a quaint neapolitan flatbread to a global phenomenon
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Aug 29, 2023 08:41
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And also some Italian pizzerias like to troll tourists with "pepperoni" pizzas topped with bell pepper paste because, surprise surprise, that's what the word peperone means in italian
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Aug 29, 2023 08:44
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Grand Fromage posted:You can be drunk and still have standards. Only up to a point.
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Aug 29, 2023 08:52
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EoinCannon posted:In Australia we call ketchup tomato sauce If the bikies are having a barbie, they can bring the squeezies so they can have tomato sauce on their burgies?
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axolotl farmer posted:If the bikies are having a barbie, they can bring the squeezies so they can have tomato sauce on their burgies? Squeezies are only for pies, pasties and sausage rolls  Chippies, brickies and other tradies use them when they get a feed from the servo
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axolotl farmer posted:If the bikies are having a barbie, they can bring the squeezies so they can have tomato sauce on their burgies? bikies having a barbie would mean home made tucker and they'd have a bottle of sauce to fang on the chops. squeezies are more something you get at a chicken shop or a milk bar
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Aug 29, 2023 10:04
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I figure the Aussies are very close to figuring out how to combine pizza with dim sum and various grilled meats. Because I know they very much like all of those things separately so they must be better together. 
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Aug 29, 2023 10:37
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2 sauces for 8 party pies??? thats not enough sauce
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Aug 29, 2023 11:54
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Non Compos Mentis posted:2 sauces for 8 party pies??? thats not enough sauce It’ll be that poo poo masterfoods sauce too. When I lived over there my mum would mail me watties sauce from home, until I asked her nicely to send me whitlocks chutney sauce instead. Watties still beats Canadian/American ketchup, but it doesn’t smash it out of the water like a whitlocks does.
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Aug 29, 2023 12:25
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Ayndin posted:Calling ketchup a tomato sauce is technically true, much like calling a cooked chunk of human rear end a rump roast. Someone should introduce these sad, sad people to garlic butter so they can have something way better to put on their pizza crust. Garlic butter with alil bit of cheese and they can stop with the ketchup plops on their crust and find happiness.  Was drunk last night and dropped my only glass bowl while it was full of spicy noodles, cheese, and tomates.
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Aug 29, 2023 13:26
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https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1695950572296499643 https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1695598501852283264 to go with your mustard skittles
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Aug 29, 2023 18:53
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The chili nut was delicious.
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I forgot about those, now I'm sad all over again that I never got to experience a burple fruit drink and squirtgun in person 
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Aug 29, 2023 19:35
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why yes I did have popoids as a kid
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Aug 29, 2023 22:39
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Is that chocolate?  I don't trust it
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Aug 29, 2023 22:43
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Give us the 4:20 trip report
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Aug 29, 2023 22:49
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Blood chalices?
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Whooping Crabs posted:Give us the 4:20 trip report you'd have to be STONED TO THE BONE to engage with this 'zza.
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Aug 29, 2023 23:36
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From the cursed images thread I've heard of having a stiff drink but this is ridiculous 
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Aug 29, 2023 23:48
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Would definitely sell in Mexico/South America.
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I got the grape one. Once. It was called Purple Burple, which gave us a good laugh. I didn't know about repurposing it as a squirt gun, but I think I used it as a nice collapsible water bottle a couple times. Well, that's about it. Thanks for listening 
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Aug 30, 2023 00:27
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the chili m&ms were the best out of that set. it's a travesty they weren't picked.
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Aug 30, 2023 02:03
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https://packaged-media.redd.it/u4f3...3578ee04e06#t=0
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Aug 30, 2023 02:21
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That bacon is loving raw. Congrats for having the first post in a while to make me dry heave.
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Aug 30, 2023 02:40
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I get a commercial for this in my head from time to time, but I cannot find it anywhere. I’m so glad that I get to go through it yet again, yay.
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Aug 30, 2023 03:02
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Pogonodon posted:That bacon is loving raw. Congrats for having the first post in a while to make me dry heave. If it's any consolation I'm sure they switched the food he cooked with something else in a camera cutaway so he could still smile like an idiot while eating it.
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Aug 30, 2023 05:40
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A Perfect Twist posted:If it's any consolation I'm sure they switched the food he cooked with something else in a camera cutaway so he could still smile like an idiot while eating it.
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do not unmute https://packaged-media.redd.it/51r1...d1e34976055#t=0
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What the hell are these weird links? I can never open them and get a 403 error. I'm missing out on content!! 
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Aug 30, 2023 18:38
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rxvc9sMn7s1sv37rw.mp4
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Aug 30, 2023 18:39
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Sometimes you see some poo poo so egregiously cretinous you feel your brain ache, start to smell burnt toast and feel your entire left side go numb.
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