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SonOfGhostDad posted:When does the Senate tell us that the aliens are real? Did I miss it? It'll be the House.
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SonOfGhostDad posted:When does the Senate tell us that the aliens are real? Did I miss it?
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my uncle works at the senate and he says the aliens let him play the nintendo 128
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redshirt posted:It'll be the House. house deez nuts
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mediaphage posted:senate on vacay son those clowns in Congress have done it again!
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But Jeremy Corbell said disclosure is coming soon...I think we just need to mash that subscribe button some more
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Skinny Bob laughed at my genitals in 2009
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PokeJoe posted:my uncle works at the senate and he says the aliens let him play the nintendo 128 Bullshit, everyone knows they skipped that gen and went for Ultra 256
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Come to think of it, where did Nintendo get that precise wii motion control from? Wii bowling was a psyop.
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Iyou dont wanna know where your wiimote's Been, trust me
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Mulaney Power Move posted:lol so finally after all these decades we get a real photo at last and it's from a basement in mexico and we know it's real because whitlet streiber said it has a vag For some reason Geller posted an especially blurry version of the photo. It's been kicking around for at least a year and the earlier versions were somewhat less blurry:  Eyyyy, there's that grussy that everyone's been talking about The photo gained traction a few weeks back when someone used it for a fake ring camera video by animating it slightly, the version that Geller posted might have been a screenshot from that video
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Thats a big grussy
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Thats a big grussy Whitley Streiber said it was pretty average  You need to up your grussy game
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Whitley Streiber said it was pretty average streiber has vowed to "go where no man has gone before," the freak.
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hes going to try and have sex with one of the mantids
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Non Compos Mentis posted:hes going to try and have sex with one of the mantids I am the Lone Locust of the apocalypse. Think of me when you look to the night sky.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:hes going to try and have sex with one of the mantids At this point I'd even make do with a classic 1950s Hairy Dwarf 
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Aug 29, 2023 11:18
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insectoid or bust for me that is, i'd bust in an insectoid
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reptilian looks like green michelin man but cat head
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'Aliens took my sperm in sexual experiments – now I wonder if I have kids in space'
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Nice try concealing the real url. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/aliens-took-sperm-sexual-experiments-30809913
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SniperWoreConverse posted:This is literally true, they have done studies on the effects of microgravity on conception Non Compos Mentis posted:With alien greys? Dad Grey So What Automatic Retard fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Aug 30, 2023 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:insectoid or bust for me No love at all for energy based aliens.
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That dudes song sucks
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Bip Roberts posted:That dudes song sucks Rich men north of Richmond Won't let me prod nhi holes
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redshirt posted:No love at all for energy based aliens. They steal your sexual energy, that's why they're energy based. NO THANK YOU
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:At this point I'd even make do with a classic 1950s Hairy Dwarf Kinda hosed up that we had this rich and diverse culture of alien monster sightings and then x-files comes along in the early 90s and just wipes it out completely. Hardly anyone left today claiming to have been sexually molested by a moth man or a blob. It's all Greys now.
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Are there any records of the airforce or other orgs using jockey sized humans for test pilots? I always figured it would make sense to use the smallest people available to keep weight down when designing prototype aircraft but wanted something a bit more reliable at the controls than a chimpanzee.
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GABA ghoul posted:Kinda hosed up that we had this rich and diverse culture of alien monster sightings and then x-files comes along in the early 90s and just wipes it out completely. Hardly anyone left today claiming to have been sexually molested by a moth man or a blob. It's all Greys now. I've done it with blobs
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I got a handjob from a hairy dwarf way before it became common
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dude probably has kids in the next town over.
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How long after first contact do you wait to find out what the meat taste like?
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If aliens grabbed me for any reason I promise I will just constantly try to sexually assault them.
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They would NOT be going thru all this effort to contact us if they were not dtf.
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Can they get into heaven
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Khanstant posted:Can they get into heaven Aliens are angels, they can get to heaven the same way that we do: sex with a man
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jokes posted:Aliens are angels, they can get to heaven the same way that we do: sex with a man 
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Khanstant posted:Can they get into heaven Well they used to get sent to limbo but they kept beefing with the virtuous heathens (and the less said about the unbaptised children the better) so the pope had to step in.
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https://cosmosmagazine.com/space/astronomy/it-came-from-interstellar-space/Quack posted:Loeb agrees it is most likely a chip off a distant exoplanet or large exo-asteroid. But there’s another possibility, he says. It might be an artifact – someone else’s space junk that somehow found its way here before crashing into Earth. Unlikely? Yes. Impossible? No. [...] implies that a few million such objects reside within the orbit of the Earth around the Sun at any given time,” Loeb says. And, he notes, “some of them may represent technological space trash from other civilizations” 
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