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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

Kalli posted:

Top 25 non-QB contracts by APY

DT (Aaron Donald is loving cheating)
WR, Edge, WR, Edge, WR, LT, WR, Edge, WR, DT, WR, WR, LT, Edge, DT, Edge, WR, LT, LT, DT, DT, Edge, DT, DT.

26-30 has the first Corner and a Guard!

I'm surprised there's that much parity between edge and DT

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

kiimo posted:

They can meet in the backfied


and yell at each other for neither getting to Mahomes

We play teams other than KC

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

a neat cape posted:

We play teams other than KC

Yeah but until proven otherwise we happen to be the monster you are chasing these days.

(which is weird to me too)

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Grittybeard posted:

Yeah but until proven otherwise we happen to be the monster you are chasing these days.

(which is weird to me too)

Eh. I've come to terms with the fact that we're going to beat KC like once every 4 years by 3 points which won't matter in the long run.

Our absolute ceiling is the 5 seed until like 2040

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

a neat cape posted:

Eh. I've come to terms with the fact that we're going to beat KC like once every 4 years by 3 points which won't matter in the long run.

Our absolute ceiling is the 5 seed until like 2040

This is how I feel about the Ravens

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Nick Bosa join the Eagles.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Hold on the Giants waived Zach Kuntz??

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

SKULL.GIF posted:

Hold on the Giants waived Zach Kuntz??

Followed by my dynasty doing the same. Turns out you do need to be able to block better than a traffic cone I guess

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

SKULL.GIF posted:

Hold on the Giants waived Zach Kuntz??

Looks like they’ll no longer be serving Kuntz

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009


https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/725845244240125952

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


kiimo posted:

Followed by my dynasty doing the same. Turns out you do need to be able to block better than a traffic cone I guess

Just play him at WR if he can't block

dingo with a joint
Jan 12, 2019

wrong cow
man, everyone's giving away their franchise kickers atm.
traded for a seventh is like traded for gum.
and like i don't mean a pack of gum.
i mean like a single stick of gum.
mike vrabel gave bill belichick a single stick of gum. bill gave mike nick folk. actual business deal.
traded for a seventh is in some ways more offensive than being cut. it's this extra gently caress you. what the hell bill. did the cloning process go that much awry?

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.
It would be cool if Robbie Gould came back to Chicago

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

I’d immediate slap $100 on the Browns to win the Super Bowl.

And lose it when they go 8-9.

Go buy an 8ball instead. You'll have more fun.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

kiimo posted:

Just trade Bosa to us, then we'll trade Chris Jones to them, and neither team pays them

I WAS KIDDING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ftG5zq23g


Of course, he doesn’t say this at all

kiimo fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Aug 30, 2023

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Nervous posted:

Go buy an 8ball instead. You'll have more fun.

Would it last through 17 weeks of misery and disappointment?

dingo with a joint
Jan 12, 2019

wrong cow

quote:

Trade Bosa to the Chargers. Nick on one edge. Joey on the other. Mack on the other. Why are there three edges? Space-time got sacked and the universe is reassembling into a single endless moment of safety. Chargers win reality in a stream of binary code.

despite this, the chargers somehow choke anyway

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

SKULL.GIF posted:

Hold on the Giants waived Zach Kuntz??

Jets and he was very bad and couldn’t block or run routes correctly either. He’s the very definition of a developmental practice squad guy who might be serviceable in a year or two.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

dingo with a joint posted:

man, everyone's giving away their franchise kickers atm.
traded for a seventh is like traded for gum.
and like i don't mean a pack of gum.
i mean like a single stick of gum.
mike vrabel gave bill belichick a single stick of gum. bill gave mike nick folk. actual business deal.
traded for a seventh is in some ways more offensive than being cut. it's this extra gently caress you. what the hell bill. did the cloning process go that much awry?

If the Pats cut him, the Titans probably would've signed him anyway, so might as well get something out of it, no matter how insignificant

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Diva Cupcake posted:

Jets and he was very bad and couldn’t block or run routes correctly either. He’s the very definition of a developmental practice squad guy who might be serviceable in a year or two.

That's surprising since he was pretty good besides the 10 RAS score

Nosre
Apr 16, 2002


since that's a couple people that have suggested the Pats decided to randomly gently caress Nick Folk for some reason

https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/1696574559749632055

:shrug:

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Would it last through 17 weeks of misery and disappointment?

All signs point to no 👃

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/BFawkes22/status/1696879200760721526?s=20

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Diva Cupcake posted:

Jets and he was very bad and couldn’t block or run routes correctly either. He’s the very definition of a developmental practice squad guy who might be serviceable in a year or two.

It's the Penn St coaching.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020


Time of year for optimism except for that team

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Good luck, Broncos over bettors

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Ooooo this makes me want to bet the under on the saints. I have full confidence in their ability to be disappointing

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The Saints are gonna have to really self sabotage to not win the NFCS this year.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Isn’t that a homage to Ferris beullers day off

Edit

From pages ago

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

The Saints are gonna have to really self sabotage to not win the NFCS this year.

They also won't need 10 wins to do so.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Packers we’re apparently the mystery team for Taylor.
https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1696901193870520453?s=46&t=DcBXErlGIUJUj8quAgYfkQ

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

The Saints are gonna have to really self sabotage to not win the NFCS this year.

Surely hiring Dennis Allen counts

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Saw another rumor about the Dolphins and the Colts were asking for Waddle+ other stuff in return. So yeah, if true this was never a trade that was actually going to happen in any world.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Grittybeard posted:

Saw another rumor about the Dolphins and the Colts were asking for Waddle+ other stuff in return. So yeah, if true this was never a trade that was actually going to happen in any world.

https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1696909529634767028?s=20

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Asking for Waddle for Jonathan Taylor :lol:

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Nodoze posted:

Asking for Waddle for Jonathan Taylor :lol:

I feel like this kind of sums up the RB vs WR value debate in a nutshell.

(Healthy) JT was a transformational, top 3 workhorse back while Waddle is at best a top 10 WR and not even the best receiver on his own team, but it's outright laughable that Miami would give him up.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It was a very unserious negotiation by the Colts, but considering Jeff Saturday last year, they're just trying to make the unserious serious.

If you were trying to figure out which franchise might have the worst next 5 years, they might be my choice.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

The Saints are gonna have to really self sabotage to not win the NFCS this year.


These two perfectly capture my thoughts on that:

wandler20 posted:

They also won't need 10 wins to do so.


YOLOsubmarine posted:

Surely hiring Dennis Allen counts

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Sure Jonathan, you can try to find a trade. By the way, we’ll be asking for a top 10 WR, a top 5 edge rusher, and 4 first round picks.

But yes, you’re completely free to find a trade partner.

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Kalli posted:

It was a very unserious negotiation by the Colts, but considering Jeff Saturday last year, they're just trying to make the unserious serious.

If you were trying to figure out which franchise might have the worst next 5 years, they might be my choice.

its a race against the Cardinals, but this whole approach to seemingly driving away your few good stars is wild to me especially in this instance where you have a rookie QB on the roster so it's not like you're hard up on cap space

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