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ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Weka posted:

is the joke that it's funny a bad person has cancer?

yeah guys please be nice to steve scalise it's uncouth

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Weka posted:

is the joke that it's funny a bad person has cancer?

Thank you! I was hoping some brave goon would rush to the defense of Steve Scalise! The man survives getting his dick, balls, and rear end in a top hat blown off in a shooting and then returns triumphantly to the House to lead the charge for racism and capital and goons have the temerity to "lol" when he gets cancer! This place really is Something Awful!

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
Sometimes cancer can help you is what we're saying

edit: to be clear I don't believe one house member getting cancer actually helps anything

Jokerpilled Drudge has issued a correction as of 17:44 on Aug 30, 2023

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



One More Fat Nerd posted:

https://twitter.com/peggykusinski/status/1696575221082321361?s=20


:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:

Shooting yourself with your fat-fold handgun at a baseball game. Only possible way to be more American would be if she was eating a hamburger when the gun went off.

I'm sorry, the field itself is named "guaranteed rate"?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

The Demilich posted:

I'm sorry, the field itself is named "guaranteed rate"?

Teams make extra money by letting whomever can pay for it buy naming rights for the stadium.

Was pretty funny when we used to have Enron Field.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Zeroisanumber posted:

Teams make extra money by letting whomever can pay for it buy naming rights for the stadium.

Was pretty funny when we used to have Enron Field.



Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Arizona almost had Pink Taco Stadium

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1696937937307578767

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

".......was it a poop or a fart!?"

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

His eyes aren't working right either. Thebdude is toast upstairs

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G



Ice to see you senator

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I think it was a confident 'yes' to the question of 'are you going to run for re-election in 2026'.

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
https://twitter.com/KyleKulinski/status/1696609952704450587

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

the liberal asks if a dead child tomorrow is worth more than a dead child today

the conservative asks if a dead child yesterday is worth more than a dead child today

the libertarian only wants to know the price of human remains

makes u think

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
hmm, actually it's not a bad idea to invest in dead child futures.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Grey Fox posted:

Arizona almost had Pink Taco Stadium

smdh. what a waste.

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006


give us the cum

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

lol

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



it's actually cool and good that our elected officials function on the same level as unmaintained chuck e cheese animatronics

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Lord of Pie posted:

it's actually cool and good that our elected officials function on the same level as unmaintained chuck e cheese animatronics

Chuck e cheese is way too recent. This is Show-Biz pizza.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

how unlucky do you have to be for this to happen exactly when they ask you this question

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/aquaimperium8/status/1696927876946313313?s=20

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Chuck e cheese is way too recent. This is Show-Biz pizza.

Six Sundowns at Sizzler when game devs

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


One More Fat Nerd posted:

Chuck e cheese is way too recent. This is Show-Biz pizza.

yeah but the old chuck e cheese ones were way more nightmare fuel than showbiz

e: excluding uncle klunk

Lord of Pie has issued a correction as of 23:10 on Aug 30, 2023

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Lord of Pie posted:

yeah but the old chuck e cheese ones were way more nightmare fuel than showbiz

this is Antioch the Birthday Spider erasure and i won't stand for it

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
lol imagine having the money for a chuck e cheese birthday party

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

tokin opposition posted:

lol imagine having the money for a chuck e cheese birthday party

Dad was an accountant for the university, mom was a surgical nurse. We managed it but it was back in the 80's when wages were better.

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

ram dass in hell posted:

yeah guys please be nice to steve scalise it's uncouth
just post a joke too for the love of trump

lol

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

:byetankie:

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Dad was an accountant for the university, mom was a surgical nurse. We managed it but it was back in the 80's when wages were better.

My Dad danced for nickels at the self-service carwash. In the 90's that could buy you a three bedroom house with Blockbuster and Domino's on a Saturday night

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

I call this the Pets.com signal. If your new business starts buying stadium naming rights and super bowl commercials, you're gonna go under in a year.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004



https://i.imgur.com/rPiN68z.mp4



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQDAACxSFy4

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

My Dad danced for nickels at the self-service carwash. In the 90's that could buy you a three bedroom house with Blockbuster and Domino's on a Saturday night

I remember the 90s and having starter jobs. nah, minimum wage didn't go a hell of a lot further then either

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


The Voice of Labor posted:

I remember the 90s and having starter jobs. nah, minimum wage didn't go a hell of a lot further then either

New video games also weren't $70 then, were they old man?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Rudeboy Detective posted:

New video games also weren't $70 then, were they old man?

n64 games were pretty consistently $60 iirc. street fighter 2 was $80 on the genesis and snes. so some of them pretty much were

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