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emSparkly: Nov 21, 2022; I'm open to interpretation!

ILL Machina posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2UZzPEY.mp4

Jeeesus dick that guy was so close to getting loving mutilated. You all know this, but this dude is proof that it can never be repeated enough: Do not gently caress around in the presence of a lathe. Tuck your drat shirt in.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 10:46

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# ? May 28, 2024 16:24

Javid: Oct 21, 2004

but it was hi vis, why didn't the lathe simply see him and not grab him?!??

e: also safety sandals

# ? Aug 31, 2023 10:52

Sekenr: Dec 12, 2013

Javid posted:

but it was hi vis, why didn't the lathe simply see him and not grab him?!??

e: also safety sandals

Also guard dogs, this location is as secure as it can be

# ? Aug 31, 2023 11:22

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

ILL Machina posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2UZzPEY.mp4

If you have to reach over the lathe to hit the big red button you (or your shirt) are already hosed.

E: NM he was going for a hand tool. The lathe god demands blood and I�m glad it was his and not mine.

E2:

Sekenr posted:

Also guard dogs, this location is as secure as it can be

And a surgical mask! This guy has safety in his blood, some of which was thrown around the shop at hundreds of RPM.

goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Aug 31, 2023

# ? Aug 31, 2023 11:51

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

God dammit that video pisses me off more every time I watch it. I don�t think he even has an emergency stop, he turns the lathe off but it spins down without a brake.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 12:00

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

goatsestretchgoals posted:

God dammit that video pisses me off more every time I watch it. I don�t think he even has an emergency stop, he turns the lathe off but it spins down without a brake.

the treadle switch is right there and so clearly bypassed.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 12:03

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

Triple post for PSA: Lathes will send you to the hospital even when the spindle is off. Citation: my dumb rear end using a busted collet wrench and pushing inward instead of repositioning and pulling outward. Machine tools are sharp.

:nms:

for homegrown hand gore:

goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Aug 31, 2023

# ? Aug 31, 2023 12:12

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://packaged-media.redd.it/uy47...8d134d7e2c4#t=0

I'm the sympathy hazard lights at the end.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 12:26

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/oSPwtZE.mp4

# ? Aug 31, 2023 14:10

Hirez: Feb 3, 2003; Weber scored 49 points?

he just wants to do the Shawn Michaels Royal Rumble spot

# ? Aug 31, 2023 14:22

LanceHunter: Nov 12, 2016; Beautiful People Club

Beartaco posted:

I suspect that image conveys maybe 20% of the actual manure filling that vehicle. Cows are nature's perfect poo poo-factories, and if they are standing in any location for any significant amount of time then you know that right behind the will be an absolute tower of the stuff.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 14:36

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1697035990609658292?s=20

I'm sorry, I thought this was the land of the free.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 14:54

Harry_Potato: May 21, 2021

Beartaco posted:

Sorry mate, you can't poo poo here.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:37

Vakal: May 11, 2008

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Triple post for PSA: Lathes will send you to the hospital even when the spindle is off. Citation: my dumb rear end using a busted collet wrench and pushing inward instead of repositioning and pulling outward. Machine tools are sharp.

for homegrown hand gore:

# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:49

5er: Jun 1, 2000

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/oSPwtZE.mp4

Feel-good story of the day.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:26

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Triple post for PSA: Lathes will send you to the hospital even when the spindle is off. Citation: my dumb rear end using a busted collet wrench and pushing inward instead of repositioning and pulling outward. Machine tools are sharp.

Please tell me that I'm seeing this wrong and you still have your thumb.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:34

EvenWorseOpinions: Jun 10, 2017

I think that's the right hand

# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:51

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Ironhead posted:

What's the charge? Transporting a succulent meal? A succulent barbecue meal?

This was a good post.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:58

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

# ? Sep 1, 2023 00:23

emSparkly: Nov 21, 2022; I'm open to interpretation!

PurpleXVI posted:

Please tell me that I'm seeing this wrong and you still have your thumb.

Looks like the hand is just turned weird and he just got the side sliced open. You can kinda see the thumb back there.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 00:31

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

OSHA IV: You can kinda see the thumb back there.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 00:33

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 00:41

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Platystemon posted:

Unironically I have no doubt that that car is in the safer half of all cars on the road.

Not all that often you see a Taurus on the road anymore

# ? Sep 1, 2023 04:40

thehandtruck: Mar 5, 2006; the thing about the jews is,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i20sNuQBwWE

lotta emojis here

# ? Sep 1, 2023 05:10

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

thehandtruck posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i20sNuQBwWE

lotta emojis here

That first one I was like "oh good, they're just spinning a ton of liquid metal, how can this possibly ge...oh there's the lathe"

# ? Sep 1, 2023 05:30

The Wiggly Wizard: Aug 21, 2008

thehandtruck posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i20sNuQBwWE

lotta emojis here

I like the Temple of Doom heavy lifting as much as two people and taking sparks to the face at 2:00

# ? Sep 1, 2023 05:56

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

Stumbled across this video just now. A guy wanted to do one of those fancy "cast molten copper directly into water" experiments, except he used ice water. Mildly :nws:

for a small bleeding cut injury towards the end:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6kJ1tbk41E&t=89s

# ? Sep 1, 2023 10:51

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

God drat

# ? Sep 1, 2023 13:20

Bertha the Toaster: Jan 11, 2009

I want to know where the bucket went.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 13:21

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Jesus what an idiot - Also love him wearing shorts around a metal forge.

Gee, I wonder what dumping molten metal in to freezing cold water will do!

# ? Sep 1, 2023 13:39

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

I will never understand why you�d willingly upload evidence of yourself being a total loving moron to the internet

# ? Sep 1, 2023 13:52

Howard The Dork: Mar 31, 2004; Look Ma! I caught a Fwaggle!

LOL. Run Away! That bucket got fucken annihilated.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 13:55

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

History Comes Inside! posted:

I will never understand why you’d willingly upload evidence of yourself being a total loving moron to the internet

And yet you continue to post

# ? Sep 1, 2023 13:58

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.