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Autisanal Cheese: Nov 29, 2010

Swan Lake Algae Problem posted:

I just got this from the opposite angle a couple weeks ago at my barista gig when I asked a customer to clarify something about her order, and she was like "oh that's for one of my partners" and then waited a half beat before starting to tell me all about her polycule, with absolutely no regard to the fact that I was managing a long line of customers alone.

so what was her polycule like

# ? Sep 3, 2023 23:48

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# ? May 26, 2024 12:24

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

FirstnameLastname posted:

👏her 'cules👏👏her 'cules👏 👏 her 'cules👏

lmao

# ? Sep 3, 2023 23:48

Roth: Jul 9, 2016

I have never once given a poo poo about a customer's life story or whatever, and just start looking at my phone until they get to the point of what they want me to do already.

Edit - Call Center job, not doing that in person

# ? Sep 3, 2023 23:50

pog boyfriend: Jul 2, 2011

UwUnabomber posted:

I just picked up TF2 having never played it before. Only played training matches with bots but I really like playing the Medic. Video games are good.

tf2 pwns. love that game

# ? Sep 3, 2023 23:53

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

Roth posted:

I have never once given a poo poo about a customer's life story or whatever, and just start looking at my phone until they get to the point of what they want me to do already.

Edit - Call Center job, not doing that in person

fix my computer

# ? Sep 3, 2023 23:55

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

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# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:14

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I drink Red Bulls and now I�m drinking the green flavor one and it�s very good.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:32

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

i am very proud of how my espresso skills have developed given the only place i ever have been paid to work a machine was the golf club where old ladies would stand there and tell you everything about their game and their grandchildren while you made them a blisteringly hot cappucino with a brand of coffee that sounded like a type of drain cleaner

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:34

very risky blowjob: Sep 27, 2015

was it the smash mouth guy who went berserk on stage a couple years ago and started doing sieg heils for some reason

what the gently caress did hendren do to that guy

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:36

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

very risky blowjob posted:

was it the smash mouth guy who went berserk on stage a couple years ago and started doing sieg heils for some reason

what the gently caress did hendren do to that guy

Yeah

Alcoholism sucks

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:38

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

The San Jose shark was the real winner there

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:39

Roth: Jul 9, 2016

pog boyfriend posted:

tf2 pwns. love that game

I just got a new PC with high end hardware.

Been playing a lot of TF2 on it again.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:39

very risky blowjob: Sep 27, 2015

ranking the bands with singers who sieg heil on stage, from most expected to least

1. kind of expected: pantera (phil anselmo)
2. not really expected at all: smash mouth (the smash mouth guy)

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:39

BlankSystemDaemon: Mar 13, 2009

Autisanal Cheese posted:

so what was her polycule like

all polycules are just slightly advanced forms of ttrpg groups

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:41

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

i feel like Laibach would have eaten some eggs for little to no money

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:41

very risky blowjob: Sep 27, 2015

essen sie die eier laibach

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:42

Half of Dracula: Oct 24, 2008; Perhaps the same could be

the smash mouth guy sieg heiled? I assumed he was the same morality level as guy fieri due to whatever dyad in the force kind of thing they had going on

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:49

very risky blowjob: Sep 27, 2015

Half of Dracula posted:

the smash mouth guy sieg heiled? I assumed he was the same morality level as guy fieri due to whatever dyad in the force kind of thing they had going on

Smash Mouth singer Steve Harwell looked pretty smashed at a recent concert in Upstate New York.

The New York Post reports a TikTok video has gone viral showing Harwell slurring his words, threatening a fan, and even appearing to give a Nazi salute during a performance at The Big Sip beer festival in Bethel, N.Y., on Saturday. Clips shared by user @doesthisfeelgood show a number of technical issues, including feedback and blown-out speakers as Harwell appeared to grow increasingly frustrated on stage.

�F--- you bitches,� Harwell said while raising two middle fingers.

�I�ll f---ing kill your whole family, I swear to God,� he later told one audience member.

Harwell, the 54-year-old voice of hits like �All Star,� �Walking on the Sun� and the �Shrek� soundtrack cover of the Monkees� �I�m a Believer,� was also seen dropping a drink and swaying on stage. The Los Angeles Times reports he also told the crowd he would never leave the house if he were better at masturbating.

this guy loving owns, i love music

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:52

ThatBasqueGuy: Feb 14, 2013; someone introduce jojo to lazyb

cant believe he's gonna die before learning how to masturbate good

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:52

Half of Dracula: Oct 24, 2008; Perhaps the same could be

Alright, that's fair. That's a neutral meltdown.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:53

very risky blowjob: Sep 27, 2015

pausing in the middle of a power pop cover of "sugar pie honey bunch" to threaten to take a poo poo down someone's neck

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:53

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

very risky blowjob posted:

pausing in the middle of a power pop cover of "sugar pie honey bunch" to threaten to take a poo poo down someone's neck

He Can't Help Himself

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:54

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

very risky blowjob posted:

Smash Mouth singer Steve Harwell looked pretty smashed at a recent concert in Upstate New York.

The New York Post reports a TikTok video has gone viral showing Harwell slurring his words, threatening a fan, and even appearing to give a Nazi salute during a performance at The Big Sip beer festival in Bethel, N.Y., on Saturday. Clips shared by user @doesthisfeelgood show a number of technical issues, including feedback and blown-out speakers as Harwell appeared to grow increasingly frustrated on stage.

�F--- you bitches,� Harwell said while raising two middle fingers.

�I�ll f---ing kill your whole family, I swear to God,� he later told one audience member.

Harwell, the 54-year-old voice of hits like �All Star,� �Walking on the Sun� and the �Shrek� soundtrack cover of the Monkees� �I�m a Believer,� was also seen dropping a drink and swaying on stage. The Los Angeles Times reports he also told the crowd he would never leave the house if he were better at masturbating.

this guy loving owns, i love music

was that that same one people kept throwing bread at him?

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:54

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

very risky blowjob posted:

Smash Mouth singer Steve Harwell looked pretty smashed at a recent concert in Upstate New York.

The New York Post reports a TikTok video has gone viral showing Harwell slurring his words, threatening a fan, and even appearing to give a Nazi salute during a performance at The Big Sip beer festival in Bethel, N.Y., on Saturday. Clips shared by user @doesthisfeelgood show a number of technical issues, including feedback and blown-out speakers as Harwell appeared to grow increasingly frustrated on stage.

�F--- you bitches,� Harwell said while raising two middle fingers.

�I�ll f---ing kill your whole family, I swear to God,� he later told one audience member.

Harwell, the 54-year-old voice of hits like �All Star,� �Walking on the Sun� and the �Shrek� soundtrack cover of the Monkees� �I�m a Believer,� was also seen dropping a drink and swaying on stage. The Los Angeles Times reports he also told the crowd he would never leave the house if he were better at masturbating.

this guy loving owns, i love music

Lol at the original site of Woodstock. God bless him

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:55

very risky blowjob: Sep 27, 2015

pentyne posted:

was that that same one people kept throwing bread at him?

that doesn't make any sense, it was a beer festival not a bread festival

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:56

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Roth posted:

Bless my soul
Herc is in a cule

partner of the week in every poly 'pinion poll

# ? Sep 4, 2023 01:02

Lovely Joe Stalin: Jun 12, 2007; Our Lovely Wang

very risky blowjob posted:

that doesn't make any sense, it was a beer festival not a bread festival

Beer is just soggy bread.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 01:11

Cranappleberry: Jan 27, 2009

cortadito- fun to drink, fun to say

Roth posted:

Bless my soul
Herc is in a cule

baller soundtrack

# ? Sep 4, 2023 01:17

Crystal Lake Witch: Apr 25, 2010

Autisanal Cheese posted:

so what was her polycule like

I�ll say I did genuinely consider asking if they posted on Bread and Roses.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 01:34

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

/

# ? Sep 4, 2023 01:51

Ohtori Akio: Jul 15, 2022

very grateful i dont know who that guy is

# ? Sep 4, 2023 01:58

Tenkaris: Feb 10, 2006; I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

I think it's that guy from Encino Man

# ? Sep 4, 2023 01:59

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Ohtori Akio posted:

very grateful i dont know who that guy is

He is a man who was left at the alter in Italy

# ? Sep 4, 2023 02:01

Ohtori Akio: Jul 15, 2022

Mr Hootington posted:

He is a man who was left at the alter in Italy

lald?

# ? Sep 4, 2023 02:05

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; gotta have my purp

Half of Dracula posted:

Alright, that's fair. That's a neutral meltdown.

he was diagnosed with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernicke_encephalopathy right after that thing happened. so not really a meltdown but physical brain damage. confusion/aggression/etc are pretty common symptoms. hosed up. poor guy

# ? Sep 4, 2023 02:15