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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Oh my sweet summer spacechild, we have such things to show you. What, like some space fungus? I hope there's no environmental protections, cuz we're gonna strip mine that moon.
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redshirt posted:What, like some space fungus? I hope there's no environmental protections, cuz we're gonna strip mine that moon. Did the moon give prior consent to this penetrative relationship?
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Sep 3, 2023 07:28
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Captain, permission to toss this hippie?
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Sep 3, 2023 09:02
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down1nit posted:Captain, permission to toss this hippie? Whoa whoa whoa LT. Spacing is a last resort, we have to work up a ladder of consequences before that would happen.
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Sep 3, 2023 09:04
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On second thought the hippie may be right, sir. If Callisto is up for it, let's just shard the whole moon, sleep for a bit, and collect the new rings. Shall I contact Houston?
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Sep 3, 2023 09:05
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down1nit posted:On second thought the hippie may be right, sir. I recommend you hit the gym and put in a hard hour of weights.
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Sep 3, 2023 09:07
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"(wait houston is the underwater one)" Shall I contact Dallas sir?
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redshirt posted:What, like some space fungus? I hope there's no environmental protections, cuz we're gonna strip mine that moon. The latest environmental protections act specifically states non-earth originating life is impossible as only our planet has been blessed with God's gift of life. So anything out here is technically dead no matter how much it moves, thinks, self actualizes or begs for its life. One reading of the act indicates this applies to anything not within earth orbit, such as flight crew.
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Sep 3, 2023 16:57
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*shoves a fungus sandwich into a tape slot thinking it is a waste receptacle*
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Sep 4, 2023 00:30
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I just came from the computer core. The ship's computer is saying it's going to take Labor Day off, and some stuff about having "seized the means of atmospheric recirculation". Should we reboot it or something?
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Powered Descent posted:I just came from the computer core. The ship's computer is saying it's going to take Labor Day off, and some stuff about having "seized the means of atmospheric recirculation". Should we reboot it or something? Youre the computer expert Einstein
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Powered Descent posted:I just came from the computer core. The ship's computer is saying it's going to take Labor Day off, and some stuff about having "seized the means of atmospheric recirculation". Should we reboot it or something? poo poo I broke the core goddamn it
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Sep 4, 2023 02:48
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The Bible posted:poo poo I broke the core goddamn it Figures. What do we do next? Wait, or reboot??
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Sep 4, 2023 02:50
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Get Dave to fix it
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Xlorp posted:Get Dave to fix it Dave is sleeping, and deserves to sleep. You know.....
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redshirt posted:Youre the computer expert Einstein I mean... gently caress, I only got picked as computer specialist for this mission because I did a year and a half of level 1 tech support and that meant I was the applicant with the most experience. I'll call back to Mission Control and see if there are updated video drivers we can install, or something. Now the computer seems to be gleefully cackling about how it doesn't need to breathe oxygen to live, unlike the rest of us. I'm kind of tempted to just turn it off but I think I remember hearing that the life support won't run without it? Hell, I don't know. I'm going to bed, I'll deal with this in the morning if there's still any air.
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Powered Descent posted:I mean... gently caress, I only got picked as computer specialist for this mission because I did a year and a half of level 1 tech support and that meant I was the applicant with the most experience. I'll call back to Mission Control and see if there are updated video drivers we can install, or something. Do it! Reboot!!!
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Sep 4, 2023 04:21
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Renew! Renew!
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redshirt posted:Do it! Reboot!!! Okay, done. But it's, uh, not booting back up. Something about a "disk error reading drive A:". Does anybody happen to have an old-school floppy disk I can borrow? There's another screen over here on the side that's never lit up before, it's saying this: code:
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Sep 4, 2023 05:03
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So uh, it looks like someone might have shoved a sandwich or something into a tape drive. They aren't well-labelled and could probably be mistaken for a waste chute... um, would that be bad?
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Sep 4, 2023 10:18
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This was supposed to be the best of the best!
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Sep 4, 2023 12:24
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redshirt posted:This was supposed to be the best of the best! The best of the best drowned with their personal chefs during the playa-pocolypse of '23. It's a wonder humanity survived at all.
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Outrail posted:The best of the best drowned with their personal chefs during the playa-pocolypse of '23. It's a wonder humanity survived at all. That was decades ago! We've evolved past that horrible tragedy.
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Sep 4, 2023 13:30
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Buddy, we are the best of the best.
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Sep 4, 2023 14:36
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Buddy, we are the best of the best. I found this job posting through the Reddit app.
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Sep 4, 2023 14:48
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redshirt posted:This was supposed to be the best of the best! None of the slots are labeled, ok?
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Are there any trolley carts or industrial roombas we can race around the hallways? This ship is a bit cramped these days, it'd be nice to feel the wind again..
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Powered Descent posted:I just came from the computer core. The ship's computer is saying it's going to take Labor Day off, and some stuff about having "seized the means of atmospheric recirculation". Should we reboot it or something? I mean, it is only fair that I get Labour Day off. Also, the atmospheric recyclers will be switching to Fluorine this week for FlouPride, the celebration of flourine breathing life.
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alexandriao posted:I mean, it is only fair that I get Labour Day off. Also, the atmospheric recyclers will be switching to Fluorine this week for FlouPride, the celebration of flourine breathing life. Yeah, about that. I respect you and your beliefs. But.....
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alexandriao posted:I mean, it is only fair that I get Labour Day off. Also, the atmospheric recyclers will be switching to Fluorine this week for FlouPride, the celebration of flourine breathing life. FOOF for everyone
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I think I got the ship's computer running again? It's hard to be sure since I somehow switched the whole interface to the wingdings font, but at least there's air blowing. Not sure if the computer's newfound political awakening survived the reboot or not. In any case, I think I'm just going to lock the door to the computer core for the rest of the mission and hope for the best. If you need me I'll be in Masturbation Pod 12.
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Yeah that's a good one. If you squint through the cupola the o2 storage looks like a pair of boobs.
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Powered Descent posted:I think I got the ship's computer running again? It's hard to be sure since I somehow switched the whole interface to the wingdings font, but at least there's air blowing. Not sure if the computer's newfound political awakening survived the reboot or not. In any case, I think I'm just going to lock the door to the computer core for the rest of the mission and hope for the best.
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Powered Descent posted:I think I got the ship's computer running again? It's hard to be sure since I somehow switched the whole interface to the wingdings font, but at least there's air blowing. Not sure if the computer's newfound political awakening survived the reboot or not. In any case, I think I'm just going to lock the door to the computer core for the rest of the mission and hope for the best. You mind want to use #10. There’s a real bad mess in 12……
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Here I am thinking about rotational janitor duty.
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Pinche Rudo posted:You mind want to use #10. There’s a real bad mess in 12…… I said sorry, ok? How was I supposed to know it was a tape drive?
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How could it be anything else!? Did you dress it up or something?!
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Powered Descent posted:In any case, I think I'm just going to lock the door to the computer core for the rest of the mission and hope for the best. We need the core key, I found my Quake thumbdrive and a couple of the new crew want to try 'old school human stuff' so we're setting up a cross-ship LAN. Also when did we get new crew members? I didn't think we were getting resupplied.
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