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a.lo posted:Do you think if somebody had diarrhea early on in the flight 9/11 could have been prevented? I do.. now
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actionjackson posted:the guy next me has had two chardonnays, and declined the meal. Not very nice to put your captain on blast like this, co pilot actionjackson... you're in violation of sky law!
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actionjackson posted:the guy next me has had two chardonnays, and declined the meal. big deal, you're in a fart tube for a few hours you may as well get loaded. I usually have a bunch of edibles when i get to the airport too, even if it's a 4am flight. gotta know how to travel in style!
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I can't drink. taking Ativan and a beta blocker. very helpful I hate flying.
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Chard posted:there are significant life events that i can only dimly recall, but this loving poo poo will be the last thing my dying neurons spark off as i'm being harvested for my body's moisture in the water wars
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actionjackson posted:the guy next me has had two chardonnays, and declined the meal. guess he doesn't have access to xanax
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actionjackson posted:I can't drink. taking Ativan and a beta blocker. very helpful I hate flying. you will one day be an alpha once all the betas are blocked, I believe in you
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actionjackson posted:I can't drink. taking Ativan and a beta blocker. very helpful I hate flying. Just take another Ativan
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what’s even going on in this old rear end thread for last month. The world has moved on to September folks, you hate to see it. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4041279&perpage=40&pagenumber=2&noseen=1
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titty_baby_ posted:Just take another Ativan bennies and the jet imho
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goth smoking cloves posted:I could have saved america a.lo was right to close it after this
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Rubellavator posted:IKs mad with power won't let the thread die it's been too long since I dedicated a pun tweet to Rubellavator I'm rectifying that oversight now https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1699242276558426130
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Hatebag posted:bennies and the jet imho Made me audibly chuckle
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Impkins Patootie posted:watching Fried Green Tomatoes
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actionjackson posted:I can't drink. taking Ativan and a beta blocker. very helpful I hate flying. the easiest way to access a beta blocker is to close this thread
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Vim Fuego posted:Get a broom. Take your kid back there and make them watch the turtle snap the broomstick like a twig. They gotta learn Lol at the inevitable result of now having the kid and all his friends sticking brooms in tortoise mouths for years to come
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Hatebag posted:bennies and the jet imho
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Hatebag posted:big deal, you're in a fart tube for a few hours you may as well get loaded. I usually have a bunch of edibles when i get to the airport too, even if it's a 4am flight. gotta know how to travel in style! seriously, when i drank i would always tie one on at the airport just because why not
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when i fly i will often take whatever drugs i have on hand that let me ignore out the noise and babble of everyone around me and drowse away the time in a pleasant hazy stupor and then, whoops, it's all over before i know it, because why would i do things differently just because i'm on a plane that day?
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actionjackson posted:the guy next me has had two chardonnays, and declined the meal. so?
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ArmZ posted:so? well chardonay moi!
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hes such a loser I love it https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1699457798571229531
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actionjackson posted:the guy next me has had two chardonnays, and declined the meal. hell yeah
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