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Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
I saw the original. It said Marilyn Manson had some ribs removed for self satisfying purposes.

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Basic Poster posted:

I saw the original. It said Marilyn Manson had some ribs removed for self satisfying purposes.

My unclewhoworksatNintendo had this confirmed a while ago. Apparently Nintendo does removals like that a lot.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
My uncle told me he worked for Nintendo so I was that awful kid spreading lies :(

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
haha rekt

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

credburn posted:

My uncle told me he worked for Nintendo so I was that awful kid spreading lies :(

Lmao

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Do you really think someone would do that? Just go to school and tell lies?

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Facebook Aunt posted:

Do you really think someone would do that? Just go to school and tell lies?

I've been assured by my uncle at Nintendool that this never happens.

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

credburn posted:

My uncle told me he worked for Nintendo so I was that awful kid spreading lies :(

brutal

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
Thats gaming!

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Silly Burrito posted:

how do you say that word in the corner? Peep-Si?

No coke, only petsi

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Alucard posted:

No coke, only petsi

It's Bepis. Perfect accompaniment along with a Spunow bar.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

credburn posted:

My uncle told me he worked for Nintendo so I was that awful kid spreading lies :(

That's loving hilarious and I wonder how many of those instances were just uncles making poo poo up to gently caress with them

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I am an uncle and I work at Nintendo. They are going to add a guy with a sword to Smash very soon.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Time to start lying (more) to the nephews.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Messing with nephews is great fun. They're so gullible.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Kwyndig posted:

Messing with nephews is great fun. They're so gullible.

If you're not using your friend's and relative's kids to mess with their parents, are you really a family?

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
My nieces and nephews have a nonsense spewing grandfather and three vicious uncles (plus their respective fathers) and none of them trust a single thing any adult tells them

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Mauser posted:

none of them trust a single thing any adult tells them

Me neither

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

This feels like a lie

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

maybealabia posted:

This feels like a lie

I don't think I believe that you feel that way.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Milo and POTUS posted:

That's loving hilarious and I wonder how many of those instances were just uncles making poo poo up to gently caress with them

My uncle told me at church once that every single person has sinned. I took that a step further and assumed everyone has then gone to jail for a crime of some sorts. So of COURSE I bring up as a big dinner party complete with my parents clients "So mum, what did YOU go to jail for?"

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
So, what did she go to jail for???

Inquiring minds NEED to know :f5:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


dog nougat posted:

So, what did she go to jail for???

Inquiring minds NEED to know :f5:

Comedy answer: Being hotter than Microwaves Mom.

Real Answer: To visit her clients

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Humphreys posted:

Real Answer: To visit her clients
Oh, she keeping the organisation going, and the money hidden, while the mob bosses are all in the clink. Cool, cool, cool.

Probably shouldn't talk about it online with strangers though.

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

...

the show hasn't been the same since Stav left.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

dog nougat posted:

So, what did she go to jail for???

Inquiring minds NEED to know :f5:

To cross the road.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Mister Speaker posted:

hell yeah

Legalize Medicinal Cocaine

I've got some really good news for you if you ever need some type of (ironically enough) nasal surgery.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Zipperelli. posted:

I've got some really good news for you if you ever need some type of (ironically enough) nasal surgery.

gently caress up my nose hard enough doing cocaine that I need nasal surgery so I can get medicinal cocaine for my nose, got it

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Zipperelli. posted:

I've got some really good news for you if you ever need some type of (ironically enough) nasal surgery.

they didn't give me cocaine when i had nasal surgery gently caress i only got the poor stuff like enough oxycodone i couldn't spell my own name

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

They gave me liquid cocaine during one of my pre-op visits but i don’t think they use any for the actual surgery or after.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Arivia posted:

they didn't give me cocaine when i had nasal surgery gently caress i only got the poor stuff like enough oxycodone i couldn't spell my own name

You probably got it intraop. They use it topically, soaked into a little sponge and it gets stuck in there to decongest and stop bleeding. Not every doc uses it but most do

RCarr posted:

They gave me liquid cocaine during one of my pre-op visits but i don’t think they use any for the actual surgery or after.

Are you sure you didn't get codeine

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

New Masoki's (sp?) incoming

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I think that's a preparatory step for making mate tea.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Antigravitas posted:

I think that's a preparatory step for making mate tea.

I thought you needed a ship to have a mate tea

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

That's it, close the forums

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

DrBouvenstein posted:


New Masoki's (sp?) incoming

Nah he’s an electric stove man

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Grassy Knowles posted:

I thought you needed a ship to have a mate tea

No, you're thinking of the first officer. Mate Tea was the kid on Captain Planet with the power of Heart.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Kheldarn posted:

No, you're thinking of the first officer. Mate Tea was the kid on Captain Planet with the power of Heart.

No, your drinking is affecting your memory. It was a show about the environment and there were only 4 kids who wielded the 4 elements. A fifth kid with something as vague as "heart" is just silly.

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