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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Slumfrog posted:

wait what?

how have i lived here for decades and never heard this. it rules, very aussie. plausible but could well be a pisstake, simultaneously quite clever and eye rollingly stupid, sounds profound, is very likely bullshit made up on the spur of the moment after the fact. also no one really knows or cares about it.

artists impression of the creation of the crest:

"poo poo Nev, I represented the shield with this shield, but how the hell am i gonna represent the droiving ethos of continuous societal progress on the fuckin shield? I need sumthin that's always goin forward. Whaddya reckon?"

Nev looks around, thinks for a bit. Scratches

"Ya ever see a roo goin backwards?"

....

"Fuuuuuuuuck, bloody genius you are. Ok, a roo. Need one for the other side. What other animals don't go around backwards?"

"... all of them I think."

"Yeah... gently caress it, emu, she'll do. comin to the pub?"

"We're at the pub mate."

"Bewdy."


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Crabs probably don't go backwards much, though they don't go forward all that much either

false, crabs go all directions. they swim, they snip. even hermit crabs pop out and do a 360 tomahawk dunk sometimes

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Virgil Vox posted:

ron desantas doesn't care about black people

It would probably be easier to make of list of things DeSantamonius does care about.


Edit: DeSanctimonious

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Crabs probably don't go backwards much, though they don't go forward all that much either

They scuttle side to side.

Australia has mud crabs, but nobody wants their country to be known for lowest-tier Morrowind trash mobs

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


I've watched enough of DeSantis' Q and As.

They deliberately don't mic the people asking questions and he's got like 5 handlers to strongarm anybody who doesn't immediately rhetorically suck his dick.

And he still comes off as barely passable. Weaksauce

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Slumfrog posted:


comin to the pub?"

"We're at the pub mate."

"Bewdy."

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Slumfrog posted:

wait what?

how have i lived here for decades and never heard this. it rules, very aussie. plausible but could well be a pisstake, simultaneously quite clever and eye rollingly stupid, sounds profound, is very likely bullshit made up on the spur of the moment after the fact. also no one really knows or cares about it.

artists impression of the creation of the crest:

"poo poo Nev, I represented the shield with this shield, but how the hell am i gonna represent the droiving ethos of continuous societal progress on the fuckin shield? I need sumthin that's always goin forward. Whaddya reckon?"

Nev looks around, thinks for a bit. Scratches

"Ya ever see a roo goin backwards?"

....

"Fuuuuuuuuck, bloody genius you are. Ok, a roo. Need one for the other side. What other animals don't go around backwards?"

"... all of them I think."

"Yeah... gently caress it, emu, she'll do. comin to the pub?"

"We're at the pub mate."

"Bewdy."

lmao

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Bless you for this

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Slumfrog posted:

wait what?

how have i lived here for decades and never heard this. it rules, very aussie. plausible but could well be a pisstake, simultaneously quite clever and eye rollingly stupid, sounds profound, is very likely bullshit made up on the spur of the moment after the fact. also no one really knows or cares about it.

artists impression of the creation of the crest:

"poo poo Nev, I represented the shield with this shield, but how the hell am i gonna represent the droiving ethos of continuous societal progress on the fuckin shield? I need sumthin that's always goin forward. Whaddya reckon?"

Nev looks around, thinks for a bit. Scratches

"Ya ever see a roo goin backwards?"

....

"Fuuuuuuuuck, bloody genius you are. Ok, a roo. Need one for the other side. What other animals don't go around backwards?"

"... all of them I think."

"Yeah... gently caress it, emu, she'll do. comin to the pub?"

"We're at the pub mate."

"Bewdy."

I would like to be australian

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
I just walked outside for a smoke and ran into about 15 spider webs with my goddamn face

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

petit choux posted:

Oh you'll pay

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

would a dog go backwards like this

or like this

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

crime fighting hog posted:

I just walked outside for a smoke and ran into about 15 spider webs with my goddamn face

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

UFOTacoMan posted:

I would like to be australian

new shane gillis special on netflix has a lot of ripping on aussies. pretty fun. on topic for thread culture he does like a 10 minute long closer that's all a 100% spot on trump impression from the speech he gave in the middle of the night after we killed al-baghdadi

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Those illustrations gave me nightmares as a kid please don't

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Hatebag posted:

false, crabs go all directions. they swim, they snip. even hermit crabs pop out and do a 360 tomahawk dunk sometimes

https://twitter.com/PBFcomics/status/1668663329051619335?s=20

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

crime fighting hog posted:

I just walked outside for a smoke and ran into about 15 spider webs with my goddamn face

I just saw a really cool spider, maybe the biggest I’ve ever seen in California




we got bugs everywhere now because of the extra rain this year and the spiders and lizards are thriving

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
twin peaqks!!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Good Citizen posted:

I just saw a really cool spider, maybe the biggest I’ve ever seen in California




we got bugs everywhere now because of the extra rain this year and the spiders and lizards are thriving

Whoah how big?

Right now I have a hedge that is covered in tunnel spider nests. Don't know exactly why.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
I love when Fall's around the corner because the orb weavers come out and make it all spooky

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

a helpful bear posted:

I love when Fall's around the corner because the orb weavers come out and make it all spooky

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

When I used to go to orchards for work I'd have to bring a stick in tje fall and wave it in front of me as I walked so I wouldn't get webbed

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GME8rI4RPk

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

petit choux posted:

Oh you'll pay

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

petit choux posted:

Whoah how big?

Right now I have a hedge that is covered in tunnel spider nests. Don't know exactly why.

maybe like 4 inches from leg tip to tip? Nothing compared to the bigger spiders I’ve run into in the Midwest or pacific northwest but pretty dang big for here

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



took a little longer than five years, but


Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

a helpful bear posted:

I love when Fall's around the corner because the orb weavers come out and make it all spooky

yeah orb weavers are cool and the birds love munchin on em

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I think Nick did better with the shorter pre-Elon tweet format; loquacity doesn't really do him favors


Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
Dung tumma

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



not only did he gently caress up the meme but why is the last domino the one that allegedly happened before all the other ones (it was supposedly in 1999)

god he is so loving stupid


petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Good Citizen posted:

maybe like 4 inches from leg tip to tip? Nothing compared to the bigger spiders I’ve run into in the Midwest or pacific northwest but pretty dang big for here

Okay, you call that an orb weaver? So are the yellow and black ones, right? They get pretty big. Wound up with many in my face bicycling in the woods.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

tacodaemon posted:

not only did he gently caress up the meme but why is the last domino the one that allegedly happened before all the other ones (it was supposedly in 1999)

god he is so loving stupid




Elon is the worst poster in the world

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

we're all orb weavers

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

ram dass in hell posted:

new shane gillis special on netflix has a lot of ripping on aussies. pretty fun. on topic for thread culture he does like a 10 minute long closer that's all a 100% spot on trump impression from the speech he gave in the middle of the night after we killed al-baghdadi

sounds like a fun time I may set aside time on my schedule to observe this

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Found this weird rear end porny youtube channel.
The thumbnail is a sideway woman, and who is wearing a dress, but from the waist down is naked, and the picture cuts off right before the vaginal folds.

And five videos have that thumbnail. But the video is a 31 second thing, about plants.


https://www.youtube.com/@Shutoty/videos

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



apparently Peter Navarro was just found guilty in his criminal contempt of congress trial

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



wow!

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

petit choux posted:

Okay, you call that an orb weaver? So are the yellow and black ones, right? They get pretty big. Wound up with many in my face bicycling in the woods.

well orb weavers is a pretty wide category.

We mostly see Neoscona Oaxacensis around here. That one pictured above is an Argiope Argentata which are locally more rare so cool to see

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

UFOTacoMan posted:

sounds like a fun time I may set aside time on my schedule to observe this

it's called "beautiful dogs"

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy last week promoted a CNN town hall he can't wait to be a part of – but the cable network said no such event has been scheduled.

“Townhall with @CNN on Tuesday, Sept 12 in New York City. We can handle the heat. Let’s see if they can too. Buckle up,” Ramaswamy said.

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