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how long does trump go to jail for?
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SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea


mealy mouthed old bitch rear end go gently caress yourself

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I can't loving believe there's an audience for this poo poo


BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r1vmhqAwCj1tki7xk.mp4

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


tacodaemon posted:

I can't loving believe there's an audience for this poo poo




Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

tacodaemon posted:

I can't loving believe there's an audience for this poo poo




this is wild

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uL6FRebW5s

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

tacodaemon posted:

I can't loving believe there's an audience for this poo poo




lol this woman is divorced.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

both men and women do weird poo poo like that out of insecurity and trying to regain some sort of identity

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

ttupe

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
wtf is this hundai commercial about people being excited to get back to their office

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

gently caress you

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Plinkey posted:

wtf is this hundai commercial about people being excited to get back to their office

My office is in Baltimore now

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My office is in Baltimore now

its the better rustbelt city

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My office is in Baltimore now

lol this motherfucker has an office

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Plinkey posted:

its the better rustbelt city

It's on some street called West Ostend by the inner harbor. I will never go there

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


holy poo poo, just found this in baltimore

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

AxGrap posted:

You put a ting jawn I think

They used to pronounce it "jont" in DC back in the 90s.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Buddykins posted:

both men and women do weird poo poo like that out of insecurity and trying to regain some sort of identity

Grandparents do it worse

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

tacodaemon posted:

I can't loving believe there's an audience for this poo poo




sounds exhausting

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

AxGrap posted:

You should say "oh I'm sorry I don't use that Nazis site" and totally own them as an elder.

You can't let the little bastards generation gap you

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

CaptainBeefart posted:

Ween is playing near me next week at a venue called MegaCorp Pavilion. Lol

Hmmm

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Good Citizen posted:

it still looks like it’s gonna swerve out into the North Atlantic but if it doesn’t the hoooo boy buckle up

Yeah I haven't had a hurricane here yet!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
When we live in a world where you can find anyone and any group saying anything, what are YOU listening to?

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Buddykins posted:

both men and women do weird poo poo like that out of insecurity and trying to regain some sort of identity

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

I'd date that woman her son prolly makes mean scrambled eggs

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS8cPXU-Tyo

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/WGAL/status/1699950708122923266

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

An Apple A Gay posted:

I'd date that woman her son prolly makes mean scrambled eggs

hopefully she taught him the jacque pepin technique

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

do you want a sandwich
what do you want on your sandwich

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



we turpin over here

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

alternatively
tell your mother to make me sandwich (me on call of duty 4 to the lobby)

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Plinkey posted:

hopefully she taught him the jacque pepin technique

that woman's son only knows the in and outs of aa rooms and how to throw dice

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bearjew posted:

we turpin over here

Bearjew you always make things better

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

https://twitter.com/JoeBrunoWSOC9/status/1699948688347439421

quote:

Workers just a few miles from Cherokee say they have been growing marijuana plants for the last year. They estimate more than 4 tons of the plants sit behind their barbed wire fences.

“It’s been here forever,” Jonathan Buddy Johnson told Channel 9′s Dave Faherty. “You have more people dying from the white man’s opioids and man-made stuff than you do from marijuana.”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwuIEw6vm-c

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


That's the way they want it in NC. They want young footloose people that don't fit in to kill themselves with opioids before they become a threat to their way of life. Marijuana doesn't do enough harm for them.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
this guy just tried to be friends with me at my regular bar talking about his large assed wife (interested) and then skipped out on his bill and safe to say there’s some fun drama happening while I drink my beer and watch this game

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Good Citizen posted:

this guy just tried to be friends with me at my regular bar talking about his large assed wife (interested) and then skipped out on his bill and safe to say there’s some fun drama happening while I drink my beer and watch this game

Did you get his phone number

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
was anything ever real? does his Costa Rican wife if she exists really have a huge juicy booty?

I guess I’ll never know

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