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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I can't help but read Overdog's posts in a Rodney Dangergield voice and that one was a cracker my wife heard there have been a few alien abductions reported lately, shes been standing outside every night with a sign saying abduct me
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Non Compos Mentis posted:my wife heard there have been a few alien abductions reported lately, shes been standing outside every night with a sign saying abduct me i think she's just asking for a divorce, op.
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Sep 7, 2023 11:07
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An alien and a German go to a restaurant. They get some food and after they are finished eating, the alien asks the German "You want to go and take a poo poo before we leave?" and the German says " no thanks, I'm really not hungry anymore" and the alien replies "no, it's not about that. I lost the keys to my spaceship somewhere and I'm now checking all the places I've been yesterday"
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Non Compos Mentis posted:my wife heard there have been a few alien abductions reported lately, shes been standing outside every night with a sign saying abduct me OP she wants strange little men to take her away and probe all of her holes, hth
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GABA ghoul posted:An alien and a German go to a restaurant. They get some food and after they are finished eating, the alien asks the German "You want to go and take a poo poo before we leave?" and the German says " no thanks, I'm really not hungry anymore" and the alien replies "no, it's not about that. I lost the keys to my spaceship somewhere and I'm now checking all the places I've been yesterday" The German doesn't laugh
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Sep 7, 2023 14:42
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_star Iron stars eh?
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Sep 7, 2023 15:38
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Iron Galaxy is a great track
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Sep 7, 2023 16:16
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i say there's enough going on here on earth all ready the aliens should leave us alone!
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Chief McHeath posted:i say there's enough going on here on earth all ready the aliens should leave us alone! I know right? It's like when you're at a urinal then some guy stands at the one right next to you despite all the others being open. The galaxy is a big place. Go find some where else to piss, aliens!
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Sep 7, 2023 17:11
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I'd pay good money to see a pissing alien
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Icochet posted:I'd pay good money to see a pissing alien  
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Sep 7, 2023 18:17
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That's fake as heck
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Icochet posted:That's fake as heck I don't know. I could buy that the source of all water on Earth being the result of a giant alien taking a long haul space-trucker piss on the planet a couple billion years ago.
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Sep 7, 2023 18:46
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Vakal posted:I don't know. I could buy that the source of all water on Earth being the result of a giant alien taking a long haul space-trucker piss on the planet a couple billion years ago. Earth had to regain water after its melting phase, so this checks out as a possibility.
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Vakal posted:I don't know. I could buy that the source of all water on Earth being the result of a giant alien taking a long haul space-trucker piss on the planet a couple billion years ago. didn't know astronomy could make me horny
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temple posted:didn't know astronomy could make me horny Since man first gazed into the stars, has he not dreamed of one day being sucked off by a black hole?
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Sep 7, 2023 19:30
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If we're sending up penis shaped rockets, wouldn't UFOs be vaginal by design? 
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Sep 7, 2023 22:01
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Overdog posted:If we're sending up penis shaped rockets, wouldn't UFOs be vaginal by design? Rockets have to be penile to break the atmosphere.
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Sep 7, 2023 22:03
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Highly credible.
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Overdog posted:If we're sending up penis shaped rockets, wouldn't UFOs be vaginal by design? a hole in the sky
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maybealabia posted:a hole in the sky Where?
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Zefiel posted:Welp, they're coming out of one of our volcanos now. Explain this, skepticailures: Phil Poling just posted a breakdown of the "Mexican volcano UFOs" video TL;DR: it's a train of Starlink satellites, filmed at an angle. They're actually just points of light, the elongated cigar shape is caused by low shutter speed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBEdXynx4mY If you want to see it yourself here's a handy link: https://www.space.com/starlink-satellite-train-how-to-see-and-track-it
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Sep 8, 2023 09:17
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no, its a flak cannon, we went over this earlier
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Phil Poling just posted a breakdown of the "Mexican volcano UFOs" video Can't say I trust mainstream posters like Snowglobe on something like this. Clammy/Overdog, what's your opinion on the volcano aliens?
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Sep 8, 2023 09:24
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So UFO's come from underground now??!
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temple posted:didn't know astronomy could make me horny I showed u my dobsonian mount pls respond
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Sep 8, 2023 10:13
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redshirt posted:So UFO's come from underground now??! UFOlogy has been connected to Hollow Earth Theory for a long long time now:  Note also that the holy city of Shambhala (said to be the Kingdom of Maitreya, the future Buddha but also prophesized to be the birthplace of Kalki, the next incarnation of Vishnu) is said by some to be found inside the Hollow Earth. The Nazis and the Soviets were pretty keen on finding Shambhala: quote:Inspired by Theosophical lore and several visiting Mongol lamas, Gleb Bokii, the chief Bolshevik cryptographer and one of the bosses of the Soviet secret police, along with his writer friend Alexander Barchenko, embarked on a quest for Shambhala, in an attempt to merge Kalachakra-tantra and ideas of Communism in the 1920s. Among other things, in a secret laboratory affiliated with the secret police, Bokii and Barchenko experimented with Buddhist spiritual techniques to try to find a key for engineering perfect communist human beings. They contemplated a special expedition to Inner Asia to retrieve the wisdom of Shambhala – the project fell through as a result of intrigues within the Soviet intelligence service, as well as rival efforts of the Soviet Foreign Commissariat that sent its own expedition to Tibet in 1924. quote:Hitler sent several expeditions to Tibet in the 1930s "to contact the Agartha and Shambala", supposedly part of Nazi esotericism It sounds like a nice place  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlWrMpV1vy0
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He's back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRO5jOa06Qw
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temple posted:He's back but not in pog form.
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What's not plausible about the plot of "The Road Not Taken" but with interdimensional cloners?
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Bug Squash posted:What's not plausible about the plot of "The Road Nof Taken" but with interdimensional cloners? When you put it that way, it sounds plausible.
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Sep 11, 2023 22:00
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You guys are just jealous that he won't kiss YOU on the mouth
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Sep 11, 2023 22:06
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I ain’t watching 2 hours of bullshit.
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No. 6 posted:He's not very credible
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redshirt posted:So UFO's come from underground now??! My god truth has been right in front of us the whole time. Underground Flying Objects! We had the U wrong.
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MarcusSA posted:I ain’t watching 2 hours of bullshit. I can edit it down to under 90 minutes.
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redshirt posted:I can edit it down to under 90 minutes. Make it 90 seconds and then we can talk.
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MarcusSA posted:Make it 90 seconds and then we can talk. I can do it but it will be extremely advant garde.
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MarcusSA posted:Make it 90 seconds and then we can talk. He heard a guy who knows a guy who saw poo poo. He saw documents and pictures He was denied access and thought it be weird So he took the nearest taxi to Mr 8k He let some dude talk while winking knowingly It's classified compartmentalized "I cannot say" Just another "I have news that, if leaked would forever change humanity. But I can't do it myself because I'd go to jail". This is just another Joseph Smith inspired alien religion attempt
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