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Buck Turgidson: Feb 6, 2011; 𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Jippa posted:

There is something very intriguing about watching incredibly hot metal going into water. It's like I basically know what's going to happen but I still want to see it to make sure.

Red hot steel looks delicious

# ? Sep 8, 2023 13:59

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# ? May 28, 2024 05:28

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Sep 8, 2023 14:05

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Nope.

No no no.
Nu-uh.

gently caress that.

No way.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 14:29

Paper Tiger: Jun 17, 2007; 🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

This hole was made for someone the gently caress else!

# ? Sep 8, 2023 14:34

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Just create a vacuum outside the caves entrance and it will yank him out like every horror movie in space

# ? Sep 8, 2023 14:48

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://packaged-media.redd.it/t5o5...a7c47baf730#t=0

# ? Sep 8, 2023 14:55

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Did we forget to commemorate Dibnah Day this year?

https://twitter.com/bbcarchive/status/1699324051959820338?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

# ? Sep 8, 2023 14:58

Sirotan: Oct 17, 2006; Sirotan is a seal.

This is one of those things where I wonder how the first person who figured out this was "safe" figured it out. Like, did they slip and fall in, and found another exit somewhere else and then word got out?

I wonder the same thing about mushrooms that we now know are edible.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 15:00

There Bias Two: Jan 13, 2009; I'm not a good person

Sirotan posted:

This is one of those things where I wonder how the first person who figured out this was "safe" figured it out. Like, did they slip and fall in, and found another exit somewhere else and then word got out?

I wonder the same thing about mushrooms that we now know are edible.

I would hope they came in through the more reasonable entrance and found that this was an alternative from the inside.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 15:06

Peg Sliderskew: Jan 4, 2010

Buck Turgidson posted:

Red hot steel looks delicious

Molten glass makes my fingers itch because they want to play with it so much. Squish it into new shapes and stretch it and twist it....

# ? Sep 8, 2023 15:29

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Wistful of Dollars posted:

Did we forget to commemorate Dibnah Day this year?

We didn't, seems like you did.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

In the days before OSHA; fun clip of steeplejack Fred Dibnah knocking down a geet big chimney brick-by-brick and doing some precarious clambering.

https://twitter.com/BBCArchive/status/1699324051959820338

I remember him getting some bad press for saying he has a 'cheeky few pints' before starting the days work and he could only respond 'you try doing this bloody job sober.'

# ? Sep 8, 2023 15:40

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rn5kb4w0s21r0uzl6.mp4

harry seldon she ain�t.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 15:51

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

The story says his eye is fine.

Kennel fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Sep 8, 2023

# ? Sep 8, 2023 16:08

Bertha the Toaster: Jan 11, 2009

Sirotan posted:

This is one of those things where I wonder how the first person who figured out this was "safe" figured it out. Like, did they slip and fall in, and found another exit somewhere else and then word got out?

I wonder the same thing about mushrooms that we now know are edible.

If I remember correctly the full video pans over to the right and there's a massive opening that you could fit a car through.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 16:23

Shooting Blanks: Jun 6, 2007; Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade

https://packaged-media.redd.it/so7k...d0a564c5cfe#t=0

# ? Sep 8, 2023 16:23

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

loving no

# ? Sep 8, 2023 16:30

Invalid Validation: Jan 13, 2008

It�s ok he has safety sandles.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 16:34

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i'm wondering how he gets down (safely) afterwards

# ? Sep 8, 2023 16:37

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Shooting Blanks posted:

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# ? Sep 8, 2023 16:38

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I think they just throw sausage at him to keep him fed.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 16:44

Lobsterboy: Aug 18, 2003; start smoking (what's up, gold?)

Kennel posted:

The story says his eye is fine.

sheeeeeeeit. those cats eyes masks have been pushing the limit of just exactly how far the opening can be but still stop a puck for a while.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 16:45

B-Rock452: Jan 6, 2005

Platystemon posted:

The nicknames for sections of the cave are so good.

I helped with a cave rescue right outside state college. Boy scout got stuck in the "birth canal."

There was also a point in the cave called "highway step across" where you had to push your back against one side and your feel on the other and do that to cross a chasm that went down around 250 to 300 feet although you would stop falling and get hopelessly stuck way before that point.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 17:14

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

The more I learn about them, the more I'm convinced that caves were a mistake

# ? Sep 8, 2023 17:16

Gruckles: Mar 11, 2013

Mozi posted:

i'm wondering how he gets down (safely) afterwards

Jump just as the pendulum is swinging to maximum height, and ledge-grab.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 17:21

Kibayasu: Mar 28, 2010

Captain Hygiene posted:

The more I learn about them, the more I'm convinced that caves were a mistake

Good cave name.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 17:41

Harry_Potato: May 21, 2021

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2ehgDI5.mp4

McGavin posted:

Would have been better if the emergency light was on.

Dd they get Denzel for Unstoppable 2?

# ? Sep 8, 2023 17:42

Blowjob Overtime: Apr 6, 2008; Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Mozi posted:

i'm wondering how he gets down (safely) afterwards

they blast Weapon of Choice on a stereo and he safely glides away

# ? Sep 8, 2023 18:05

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Sirotan posted:

This is one of those things where I wonder how the first person who figured out this was "safe" figured it out. Like, did they slip and fall in, and found another exit somewhere else and then word got out?

I wonder the same thing about mushrooms that we now know are edible.

You just put children of increasing size down it until you get close to adulthood.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 18:30

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Mozi posted:

i'm wondering how he gets down (safely) afterwards

Why..? Who would then flip the light switch when the owner claps hands?

# ? Sep 8, 2023 18:42

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

there is no honor in caves

# ? Sep 8, 2023 20:22

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

You just put children of increasing size down it until you get close to adulthood.

No no no, you put fat people down there and when one gets stuck, you let them starve until they can be pulled out and then you go one size smaller.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 20:41

nomad2020: Jan 30, 2007

B-Rock452 posted:

I helped with a cave rescue right outside state college. Boy scout got stuck in the "birth canal."

There was also a point in the cave called "highway step across" where you had to push your back against one side and your feel on the other and do that to cross a chasm that went down around 250 to 300 feet although you would stop falling and get hopelessly stuck way before that point.

One of the holes in Nutty Putty cave was called "scout trap" for this reason.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 22:22

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007

If you keep heading down to knock on Hades' door, eventually he'll tell you to come in.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 22:56

nemotrm: Dec 5, 2003

The Bananana posted:

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Chrome -> incognito window

# ? Sep 8, 2023 23:06

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

PurpleXVI posted:

I will never understand people's desire to climb into narrow spaces full of weird bugs and mold hundreds of meters underground. You can get the same experience in a much less risky way just by becoming a plumber.

He's one of the go-to people for cave rescues and an expert on this stuff. He didn't get stuck, he got sick.

# ? Sep 9, 2023 01:25