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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Wow, president Biden, your dust and gas shroud is looking cosmic today!

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Stable Diffusion was taken down and I can no longer use AI to generate sexy clowns. Really sad week for me

*extremely captain picard voice* COMPUTAH! generate sexy clowns

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

titty_baby_ posted:

My dad refuses to order burgers when he eats out because "why the gently caress would I pay for something I can make so easily at home"

so does he stick to complicated souffles and Beef Wellington etc?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


they call it angel hair pasta but it's pretty drat gross to think about eating a big plate of wet hair

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


:elongate:

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Maybe that strict YouTube Mormomfluencer shouldn't have let her son watch pornography at 3 years old. And maybe after 19 victims, she should have sent him to specialized therapy before the 20th victim.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

uh, what

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

:burger:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Schmoe Cwead posted:

*extremely captain picard voice* COMPUTAH! generate sexy clowns

Star Trek, you say??!?!

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hatebag posted:

they call it angel hair pasta but it's pretty drat gross to think about eating a big plate of wet hair

what about a big plate of wet dicks?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Hatebag posted:

they call it angel hair pasta but it's pretty drat gross to think about eating a big plate of wet hair

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/CaraLisette/status/1699873259641069913

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



hmm, i could go for some pcp. seems fun

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

emfive posted:

so does he stick to complicated souffles and Beef Wellington etc?

I'm the opposite, I very seldom eat hamburgers but so many places do it well that I prefer to have somebody else cook red meat in their kitchen.

BTW, thanks to your influence fish juice is now part of my regular seasoning regime.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Bethamphetamine posted:

Maybe that strict YouTube Mormomfluencer shouldn't have let her son watch pornography at 3 years old. And maybe after 19 victims, she should have sent him to specialized therapy before the 20th victim.

sir this is a tump thread

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Plinkey posted:

what about a big plate of wet dicks?



you and i both know I said hex pasta :colbert:

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



looks like mariah is "careying" a lot of extra weight! the fat cow!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


:eyepop:

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Boob Cop posted:

In my day, this was how we posted



External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Absolutely a British publication

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

petit choux posted:

I'm the opposite, I very seldom eat hamburgers but so many places do it well that I prefer to have somebody else cook red meat in their kitchen.

BTW, thanks to your influence fish juice is now part of my regular seasoning regime.

poo poo like that makes me so happy

remember, I'm Team 3 Crabs, but there are Squid brand partisans out there and I respect them

e: in my opinion Red Boat is overpoweringly strong, it may be good for certain things but it's expensive and imo unnecessary

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

External Organs posted:

I never knew Pelosi's true Italian name was Emerita, thanks

Will this knowledge aid in banishing her?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/Trump_History45/status/1700143197966745830

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Hatebag posted:

looks like mariah is "careying" a lot of extra weight! the fat cow!

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Bar Crow posted:

Will this knowledge aid in banishing her?

It will help us write her "fat thigh" story

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
oh that reminds me, I'll be visiting Dallas in a couple weeks and I'm hoping that the Eataly store there carries a Calabrian preparation that's kind-of like Vietnamese fish sauce

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDcTLaWJuo

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Ahoy there, blood boy! Tighten up those thighsticles!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

emfive posted:

oh that reminds me, I'll be visiting Dallas in a couple weeks and I'm hoping that the Eataly store there carries a Calabrian preparation that's kind-of like Vietnamese fish sauce

I'm 10 mins away from eataly - come to my apt and cook me pasta

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


emfive posted:

oh that reminds me, I'll be visiting Dallas in a couple weeks and I'm hoping that the Eataly store there carries a Calabrian preparation that's kind-of like Vietnamese fish sauce

oh so a type of garum?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/AAAJ_Chicago/status/1700173329322152005?s=20

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

and bring 4 bottles of wine, we're going through all of them

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



put a clown nose on her and I'll be fine with those "porky pins". Awooga!

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Buddykins posted:

I'm 10 mins away from eataly - come to my apt and cook me pasta

I will be stocking up on pasta, definitely. The "restaurants" at Eataly are good but they're quite expensive and filled with, well, you know, Dallas people, and you know I don't mean you.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


garum was an ancient roman condiment made of fermented fish and herbs. Worcestershire sauce is a sort of british recreation of garum

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Buddykins posted:

and bring 4 bottles of wine, we're going through all of them

Emfive turns his victims into pasta....



One could have a worse death tbh

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Buddykins posted:

I'm 10 mins away from eataly - come to my apt and cook me pasta

You fool, don't invite an Italian across your threshold!

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Hatebag posted:

oh so a type of garum?

that's my understanding

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