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DrPossum posted:what the gently caress is a library its like a barnes and noble crossed with a blockbuster, but free
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DrPossum posted:what the gently caress is a library Who's the poster that hates those little free library stands in neighborhoods?
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Plinkey posted:its like a barnes and noble crossed with a blockbuster, but free Free my rear end, my taxes!
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Plinkey posted:its like a barnes and noble crossed with a blockbuster, but free sounds like a nice place for communists. authors will starve and die if such a thing existed!
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Red Baron posted:the gig economy takes no prisoners it will once my new startup Instacarceration gets a little of that sweet VC funding. pitch goes something like this Instacarceration is a revolutionary distributed penitentiary system that will allow people to leverage the value of their storage spaces by transforming currently wasted excess capacity into individual detention units to house the overflow of America's burgeoning prison population. Empty attics, cellars, sheds, even cupboards! All of these can be used to generate an ongoing cashflow stream for our users, and allow them the satisfaction of knowing they are keeping the community safe. Our app will allow operators to view a list of convicted felons in their designated catchment zone and offer bids on those clients they want to imprison in their homes. Our proprietary algorithm compares all the offers and then selects the operator best suited to house the individual based upon an overall score calculated from a range of weighted values assigned to factors such as location, security rating, satisfaction ratings etc (FOR INVESTORS ONLY remove before general distribution!!! - all values except the amount of a bid are set to zero). The operator with the winning bidreceives a confirmation notice confirming transfer of the client to their custody and an alert is sent when the individual is ready for pickup. Operators are responsible for all transport and ancillary security arrangements. Once the client has been secured in their personal detention unit the operator only has to set their status to serving, enter the duration of sentence and press the "Incarceration Complete!" button and then for as long as they retain the client the scheduled payment will be credited to their Instacarcation account on a monthly basis. It's that easy! The more clients you have, the more you earn. So why not give it a try? Turn your big house into the Big House and start making supermax income! Download the Instacarcation app today and join our gang Instacarcation is not a provider of detention services or facilties, it is a marketplace facilitator only. Detention services payments are received from the relevant jurisdictional authority as all of the operator detained individuals legally remain within judical system under which they were convicted and imprisoned, and these are transferred to operaters. A 5% service fees is applied to all transfer conducted through the Instacarceration platform, additional charges may apply. Operators agree to maintain their detention facilities at the appropriate standards as laid out in the terms and conditions, failure to do so may result in suspension from the service. Any and all costs incurred are the responsibilty of the operator and not Instacarceration.
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Turdfuzz posted:id rather suck my own dick for literally alll of time rear end in a top hat That's actually the Christian ideal of heaven
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"i dont have time for social media im too busy posting quotes on social media about how im too busy for social media"
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Plinkey posted:i think it's weed time
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Plinkey posted:i think im gunna watch that new jamie foxx movie tonight I thought he got cancelled maybe I was thinking of Cuba Gooding Jr. instead
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I should rewatch Boat Trip. I bet it doesn't hold up at all.
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Filthy Hans posted:I thought he got cancelled should be a good movie to watch high 
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Plinkey posted:i think it's weed time
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seeing steely dan and the eagles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy6KWBEoDRU&t=8s
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hey gang, I think we roped in another lurker, or at least a rereg please stick around in the Trump thread, puncturewound78, we can't let it get stale around here
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insane clown pussy posted:seeing steely dan and the eagles: 
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CaptainBeefart posted:I should rewatch Boat Trip. I bet it doesn't hold up at all. Two of the lead actors are confirmed sex pests.
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insane clown pussy posted:seeing steely dan and the eagles: I beat up an old man at an eagles concert once
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Two of the lead actors are confirmed sex pests. Vivica A Fox nooooo
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CaptainBeefart posted:I should rewatch Boat Trip. I bet it doesn't hold up at all. i dunno what that is but you should watch captain ron instead
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Two of the lead actors are confirmed sex pests. drat I didn't know Cuba was a sex pest
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I watched that new Indiana Jones movie tonight and by god did it make me appreciate Crystal Skull Just a joyless slog the whole way through, at least Crystal Skull had some Spielbergian-whimsy Good Soldier Svejk has issued a correction as of 02:19 on Sep 9, 2023 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I watched that new Indiana Jones movie tonight and by god did it make me appreciate Crystal Skull The two movies I've walked out on: Crystal Skull and The Other Guys.
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I watched that new Indiana Jones movie tonight and by god did it make me appreciate Crystal Skull it was real bad
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CaptainBeefart posted:The two movies I've walked out on: Crystal Skull and The Other Guys. do you remember at what point in each, out of curiosity what was your breaking point
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CaptainBeefart posted:The Other Guys. you monster
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Plinkey posted:it was real bad at least maybe there'll be a good rifftrax for it though again, it's just so dull and depressing the whole way through they'd have a rough go of livening it up
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Filthy Hans posted:hey gang, I think we roped in another lurker, or at least a rereg i'm fuggin stooooopid (*also am a reg, forgot I was logged on my partner's account)
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Plinkey posted:you monster hey are you dirty Mike and the Boys?
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