[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

PlushCow: Oct 19, 2005; The cow eats the grass

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I watched that new Indiana Jones movie tonight and by god did it make me appreciate Crystal Skull

Just a joyless slog the whole way through, at least Crystal Skull had some Spielbergina-whimsy

Ford seemed so tired in crystal skull, I never expected much from this new one

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AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Plinkey posted:

i think im gunna watch that new jamie foxx movie tonight

Wife outta town so I'm watching a boring marvel movie. The Dr strange one. Not a lot of fun so far

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:22

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I thought Roger Moore was a pest based on the version of the Grace Jones dildo story I heard being that he had a reputation for being grabby so she did it to fend off his advances. I retract my statement

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:23

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

at least maybe there'll be a good rifftrax for it
though again, it's just so dull and depressing the whole way through they'd have a rough go of livening it up

by the end of the new indy movie, i was so high that i had to watch the last 10 minutes twice to make sure i wasn't hallucinating

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:23

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I watched that new Indiana Jones movie tonight and by god did it make me appreciate Crystal Skull

Just a joyless slog the whole way through, at least Crystal Skull had some Spielbergian-whimsy

I pirated that when it came out and my wife had diarrhea and missed half the movie and I told her she probably had a better time.

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:25

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

CaptainBeefart posted:

The two movies I've walked out on: Crystal Skull and The Other Guys.

I saw Phantoms (with Ben Affleck) in the theatre. It was really funny (unintentionally).

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:31

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Plinkey posted:

https://twitter.com/AnthonyAbides/status/1700280018641850372

Lmao this cost the taxpayers like $500,000

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

VideoKid posted:

I miss cumshitter

free him

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:34

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Asproigerosis posted:

Lmao this cost the taxpayers like $500,000

they work flyovers into training flights usually, the money would have already been spent

and it's probably more, the B2 costs about 200k per flight hour

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:35

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

DrPossum posted:

I will simulate the experience

*over-the-top obscene statements*

"my straight son"

*doxxes buddykins*

alec cannot be doxxed therefore cumshitter should be freed

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Plinkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/InyoSNM.mp4

get a tripod or zoom in less

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AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

I'm a tiny bit high from a 5 mg drink and have to log off. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:36

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Plinkey posted:

they work flyovers into training flights usually, the money would have already been spent

and it's probably more, the B2 costs about 200k per flight hour

I dunno if I trust the military to do something as efficient as stadium flyover being done as flight training tbh

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CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

do you remember at what point in each, out of curiosity
what was your breaking point

Crystal shortly after Indie hopped into a fridge to avoid a nuke. Although now, I should rewatch it cause I think I'd enjoy the absurdity.

The Other Guys, I couldn't tell you exactly when but I didn't care for it at all.

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Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Plinkey posted:

they work flyovers into training flights usually, the money would have already been spent

and it's probably more, the B2 costs about 200k per flight hour

They should stamp a dead civilian on it for every lifesaving course of medical treatment's $ they blow on it

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CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

I've gotten my newly retired dad into edibles. 😈

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Turdfuzz posted:

d-day louis couldn't act his way out of 9/11

they had to get Paul Dano in TWBB because the previous actor was too afraid of DDL

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

AxGrap posted:

I'm a tiny bit high from a 5 mg drink and have to log off. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

never log off!

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:38

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Asproigerosis posted:

I dunno if I trust the military to do something as efficient as stadium flyover being done as flight training tbh

you've never worked with them

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Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

I love our military. I also spend all my money on guns

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CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Plinkey posted:

you monster

It stinks! The Nice Guys on the other hand...

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CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

bebop esq posted:

I saw Phantoms (with Ben Affleck) in the theatre. It was really funny (unintentionally).

This is on Pluto TV, I'll have to check it out.

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

AxGrap posted:

I'm a tiny bit high from a 5 mg drink and have to log off. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

take care lightweight

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Tried to show my toddler star wars today and she just kept asking where the princess was whenever Leia wasn't on the screen.

Ugh. She is right, though.

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:41

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Also: "where's her castle?"

Right again!

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:41

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

External Organs posted:

Tried to show my toddler star wars today and she just kept asking where the princess was whenever Leia wasn't on the screen.

Ugh. She is right, though.

Haha, that's adorable

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

ArmZ posted:

get a tripod or zoom in less

dude at the pool party with his phone on a tripod is the coolest dude at the pool party.

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Plinkey posted:

you've never worked with them

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Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

CaptainBeefart posted:

Crystal shortly after Indie hopped into a fridge to avoid a nuke. Although now, I should rewatch it cause I think I'd enjoy the absurdity.

Ah that's very fair

I highly recommend the rifftrax version, they brutalize it (rightfully so)

don't bother with the new one

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:43

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Vim Fuego posted:

They should stamp a dead civilian on it for every lifesaving course of medical treatment's $ they blow on it

lol if you think they would spend the money on health care instead

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:43

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

dude at the pool party with his phone on a tripod is the coolest dude at the pool party.

zoom in less!!! or get closer!!!!!!!

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CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

ArmZ posted:

zoom in less!!! or get closer!!!!!!!

Zoomers 🙄

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corgiwizard: Oct 27, 2020

tuump

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Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

ArmZ posted:

lol I worked on B1s for like 10 years and they always scheduled training flights to line up with flyovers of like USC games

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

https://twitter.com/notoriouskpg/status/1699994033576436066

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:45