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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

credburn posted:

Goodness!

thats a mod

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I will never not love NPCs getting their poo poo pushed in during cutscenes by random mobs.

It's the ultimate example of "feature not a bug".

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



Lmao

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



my lord king, i am so happy that youve caught the truffle pig that was rooting around in my cabbage patch. i will buy its pelt for a piece of gol*gets eaten by a wolf*

LazyDivey
Jun 18, 2004

Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.


The god's know what you've done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y_9yLjf9AU

szary
Mar 12, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUptXRzyoYA

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
ragdolling never changes

https://i.imgur.com/kYEMaSe.gifv

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

I know Cyberpunk 2077 is something of a low hanging fruit but I thought these were good, all before 1.6 (possible spoilers):

This guy isn't supposed to be a wacky ragdoll

https://i.imgur.com/WXkFtJM.mp4

This happened after winning a race

https://i.imgur.com/PcUWxaF.mp4

And this after putting some corpses on the bed of a pickup, excuse the brightness, I was playing on a sunny day

https://i.imgur.com/rXpvQXX.mp4

I have a good compilation but it's like 280MB so Imgur won't accept it. :mad:

LazyDivey
Jun 18, 2004

Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.


Apparently there are orgasm guns in Starfield

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDGokTMC5g4

szary
Mar 12, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFc8m5-mwkU

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

LazyDivey posted:

Apparently there are orgasm guns in Starfield

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDGokTMC5g4

COCK ROCKET!!!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Stare-Out posted:

I know Cyberpunk 2077 is something of a low hanging fruit but I thought these were good, all before 1.6 (possible spoilers):

This guy isn't supposed to be a wacky ragdoll

https://i.imgur.com/WXkFtJM.mp4

This happened after winning a race

https://i.imgur.com/PcUWxaF.mp4

And this after putting some corpses on the bed of a pickup, excuse the brightness, I was playing on a sunny day

https://i.imgur.com/rXpvQXX.mp4

I have a good compilation but it's like 280MB so Imgur won't accept it. :mad:

oh yeah you could place bodies in the bed of a truck and it would vibrate the whole truck like crazy till if phased through the bottom, it was pretty funny to do.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

LazyDivey posted:

Apparently there are orgasm guns in Starfield

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDGokTMC5g4

Not a bug, it’s just someone dying in low gravity. The audio is from Family guy

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812711082102620172/1150865465283981472/8mb.video-ikI-Z9LrkJ2q.mp4

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
PYF Game Glitch: The audio is from Family guy

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

the more things change the more they stay the same

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

https://twitter.com/Doxxylbox/status/1701005365834580197?s=20

Wish I could screenshot Twitter videos, but alas I must embed

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
Holy poo poo, that's amazing.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
god i had to click that tweet like 3 times to get it to not look like a potato

https://i.imgur.com/zBZLdEi.gifv

now it's way easier to spread

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
What is happening in it? All I see is... guy throws propane tank toward ship. Ship opens and closes. Takes off. Then people get scattered.

Take me through it.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The pirate flight captain correctly identified a hazard and left immediately. The ground assault crew left later

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

credburn posted:

What is happening in it? All I see is... guy throws propane tank toward ship. Ship opens and closes. Takes off. Then people get scattered.

Take me through it.

The setup for the scene is that some space pirates are coming in hot to snag some loot from your mining outpost. Normally the ship door would open, some bad guys would come out, and there'd be a big firefight.

Instead, ship door opens, bad guys are who knows where, ship goes "well, that's me done", closes up and flies off, and then helpfully scatters some dead bad guys over a few square miles, with some ragdoll bouncing thrown in for comedy.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
edit: nevermind through context I grew to understand the significance of the red thing

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

credburn posted:

Oh okay.

Followup question; did tossing the red thing in the beginning have any relevance? Did it trigger the bug somehow?

Looks like it was an explosive barrel they were throwing so that they could shoot it when the door opened and take out the pirates in one fell swoop. As for whether it caused the bug, it's Bethesda, so probably? But if it did, it's not obvious *how*.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Its hard to tell but I think the canister might have blocked the ramp from opening fully, which caused it to cancel early and messed up the timing of the script.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
I linked this to someone else and they told me its a result of installing Starfield on an HDD rather than an SSD, which apparently fucks up the load times so you get stuff like the pirates not loading in until their ride is back in mid-air and even then loading in behind it.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

PurpleXVI posted:

I linked this to someone else and they told me its a result of installing Starfield on an HDD rather than an SSD, which apparently fucks up the load times so you get stuff like the pirates not loading in until their ride is back in mid-air and even then loading in behind it.

Classic Bethesda

Lucky its an actual ship and not an NPC with a spaceship for a head

Veotax
May 16, 2006


If it is a thing with installing on a HDD, I probably wouldn't blame that on Bethesda entirely, the minimum requirements does list needing an SSD.
You're starting to see more games needing SSDs now that games are finally skipping the PS4 and Xbone. The Dead Space remake earlier this year needed an SSD, and if you played that with an HDD it would bug out because it couldn't load fast enough.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yep, I'm not surprised. Starfield is the second game after Dead Space that I had issues running on the HDD it installed to by default. Dead Space was more loading geometry or enemies in while traveling between areas, but Starfield just had constant problems freezing to load things the whole time I was playing. Moved it to an SSD and instantly worked fine.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I wonder if you can lag switch ypur storage for glitch speedruns

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Rigged Death Trap posted:

I wonder if you can lag switch ypur storage for glitch speedruns

New speedrun strat dropped: https://youtu.be/tDacjrSCeq4?si=ELps6wAHppJqLvfa

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

homie is out of breath after yelling at those drives. LOL.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Digging in the mud for those nuggets of gold.

https://twitter.com/JamieMoranUK/status/1701801787089399993

Veotax
May 16, 2006


Yeah, that's a classic Bethesda thing. The contents of every shop have to be in a container somewhere in the map. Almost always it's out of bounds and inaccessible.

For some reason, they occasionally put them way too close to the playable area and people can find the right spot to look at to open them and take poo poo.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Veotax posted:

Yeah, that's a classic Bethesda thing. The contents of every shop have to be in a container somewhere in the map. Almost always it's out of bounds and inaccessible.

For some reason, they occasionally put them way too close to the playable area and people can find the right spot to look at to open them and take poo poo.

It is quite funny how terrible they are at not repeating the exact same issues

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I think to myself would the game be better without all the glitches? Probably not. Maybe that's all bethesda has anymore, lazy programming that becomes memes.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Veotax posted:

Yeah, that's a classic Bethesda thing. The contents of every shop have to be in a container somewhere in the map. Almost always it's out of bounds and inaccessible.

For some reason, they occasionally put them way too close to the playable area and people can find the right spot to look at to open them and take poo poo.

The funniest way was in Skyrim VR where you could set your headset position high then lay on the floor and reach down under the world to get to them

FO4VR you could also just shove your hands through the glass case and get the Cryolater early

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Veotax posted:

Yeah, that's a classic Bethesda thing. The contents of every shop have to be in a container somewhere in the map. Almost always it's out of bounds and inaccessible.

For some reason, they occasionally put them way too close to the playable area and people can find the right spot to look at to open them and take poo poo.

There was also that time in Fallout 76 where the dev room with literally all ingame items could be teleported to by players


Of course made funnier by the reaction of banning people who they thought had gone into said room - including any people who had an item from the room that was traded to them by other players.

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Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

kirbysuperstar posted:

The funniest way was in Skyrim VR where you could set your headset position high then lay on the floor and reach down under the world to get to them

FO4VR you could also just shove your hands through the glass case and get the Cryolater early

In Skyrim VR you can also unlock dungeon exit doors by pushing your hand through the door and interacting with the plank blocking the door from the other side which lets you waltz right up to the objective/treasure/word wall.

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