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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

oh snap ham cheeks has buttons :toot: toop!


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

smarxist posted:

hi boys

i'm back, from the most torturously stupid ban that's ever been greenlit

welcome back from the most torturously stupid ban that's ever been greenlit

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
tbf is was a weird gif

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
owning a tree, that’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard

next you’ll tell me you can paint with all the colors of the wind

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
no one needs to see adam cole's bean

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Zeroisanumber posted:

Ngl I would pay five large for Rudy's flayed skull b/c I could sell it to some mafia shitbag out east for 10 times that much.

spoiler, trump would sell it to 100 people and not give it to anyone lol

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Elephanthead posted:

spoiler, trump would sell it to 100 people and not give it to anyone lol

imagining trump sipping Diet Coke from a chalice made from Rudy’s skull, the hair dye staining the bone even now

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

RealityWarCriminal posted:

no one needs to see adam cole's bean

if pointing and laughing at someone's junk stuffed into a bad costume is wrong, i don't want to be right

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

quote:

One executive in New York, Matthew Calamari Jr., the Trump Organization’s corporate director of security, apparently became alarmed, according to people with knowledge of the matter. He alerted the company’s legal department, prompting a senior lawyer at the company to deliver a stern warning not to delete anything.

Ultimately, the company handed over the footage, and the indictment does not accuse anyone of deleting any tapes.

hilarious if calamari jr helps him wriggle his way out of this

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest

Shifty Nipples posted:

oh snap ham cheeks has buttons :toot: toop!

The toop has risen!
The father!
The son!
The holy toop.

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Red Baron posted:

owning a tree, that’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard

next you’ll tell me you can paint with all the colors of the wind

I could easily do this

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

In an interview on NewsNation Friday, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said people should be voting for “a president who we expect to complete the term.”

Kennedy, a 2024 Democratic presidential candidate, made the statement in response to a question about Vice President Kamala Harris’ recent statement of her own in which she said she’s prepared to be president “if necessary.” Her boss, President Biden, has faced concerns over his health and age throughout his presidency and going into the next presidential election.

“If Kamala Harris feels that she should be president, then let’s run and let’s, you know, let’s have a contest,” Kennedy said.

That's coming from a Kennedy

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

smarxist posted:

hi boys

i'm back, from the most torturously stupid ban that's ever been greenlit


wb

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Bixington posted:

The toop has risen!
The father!
The son!
The holy toop.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


smarxist posted:

hi boys

i'm back, from the most torturously stupid ban that's ever been greenlit

that's what you get for reporting me

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I've got friends in high places

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Bethamphetamine posted:

That's coming from a Kennedy

drat

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
here ya go harton, good morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYcOk_zp-iM

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

solid gold

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

smarxist posted:

hi boys

i'm back, from the most torturously stupid ban that's ever been greenlit

lol wb

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Wow

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


uh oh

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7271942572791139586

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Trump is Eternal

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Shifty Nipples posted:

oh snap ham cheeks has buttons :toot: toop!

point out the IKs to me

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Bixington posted:

The toop has risen!
The father!
The son!
The holy toop.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Well deserved hammy

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

smarxist posted:

hi boys

i'm back, from the most torturously stupid ban that's ever been greenlit

it was the perfect 'shop.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

titty_baby_ posted:

Well deserved hammy

Agreed, keep on toopin!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I want Trump and Biden to both just drop dead so we can move on to people who aren't completely dog-brained olds.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Zeroisanumber posted:

I want Trump and Biden to both just drop dead so we can move on to people who aren't completely dog-brained olds.

Next up on the 2028 election: MTG vs Eric Adams for Pres

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

CODChimera posted:

i think its cos everyone knows trump is doomed for real this time

DOOMED to enjoy the Scion TC!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I want to kiss Donald J. Trump on the mouth

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Zeroisanumber posted:

I want Trump and Biden to both just drop dead so we can move on to people who aren't completely dog-brained olds.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

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