Buddykins posted:

posting is good.

Serfer posted:

gently caress you

Bethamphetamine posted:

Will Trump tolerate an attention whore Hedge fund Hindu nationalist power hungry rear end in a top hat?

insane clown pussy posted:

a.lo posted:

https://twitter.com/pettylupone/status/1700571856275968055?s=46&t=A16sW12emsJJxXTfyV0WUA

emfive posted:

thank you Democrats for picking a near-death demented man and one of the worst people in the world and also a cop for leading our country, that's what gets me motivated to vote

petit choux posted:

I know you wanna do it
You know I wanna do it too

emfive posted:

thank you Democrats for picking a near-death demented man and one of the worst people in the world and also a cop for leading our country, that's what gets me motivated to vote

emfive posted:

thank you Democrats for picking a near-death demented man and one of the worst people in the world and also a cop for leading our country, that's what gets me motivated to vote

Qurnah posted:

Spoondick posted:

remember that time elon rushed the launch of a big rear end rocket so it could happen on 4/20 probably because he was high on ketamine and the rocket blew up the launchpad and hosed up a bunch of wetlands, yeah, let's get rid of regulations stopping this guy from doing whatever he wants from the bottom of a k hole

emfive posted:

here's a fun story for this weekend afternoon, a story about one of my children who will not be named, and one that I have surely told before.

she was at a "Spanish language" thing for little bitty kids, not at all academically serious, and the teacher got like 8 or so kids into a group (maybe 6 or 7yo) and introduced the activity, which was to learn the words for colors. She had a paper bag full of mystery.

She pulled out a green plastic dimetrodon (as in the photo) and asked, "What color is this dinosaur?" Child X immediately said "That is not a dinosaur. That is a synapsid reptile from the Permian era, millions of years before dinosaurs."

The teacher put that back in the bag and took out an orange pterodactyl and asked the question. Again, "That is not a dinosaur. That is a reptile from the Cretaceous but not a dinosaur."

The teacher put that back also and pulled out a black T-Rex. You know what's next: "Black is not a color."

The teacher then asked if any of the other children wanted to participate.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Zeroisanumber posted:

I want Trump and Biden to both just drop dead so we can move on to people who aren't completely dog-brained olds.

Qurnah posted:

this elon guy man idk

insane clown pussy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJdgErAfiRQ

emfive posted:

here's a fun story for this weekend afternoon, a story about one of my children who will not be named, and one that I have surely told before.

she was at a "Spanish language" thing for little bitty kids, not at all academically serious, and the teacher got like 8 or so kids into a group (maybe 6 or 7yo) and introduced the activity, which was to learn the words for colors. She had a paper bag full of mystery.

She pulled out a green plastic dimetrodon (as in the photo) and asked, "What color is this dinosaur?" Child X immediately said "That is not a dinosaur. That is a synapsid reptile from the Permian era, millions of years before dinosaurs."

The teacher put that back in the bag and took out an orange pterodactyl and asked the question. Again, "That is not a dinosaur. That is a reptile from the Cretaceous but not a dinosaur."

The teacher put that back also and pulled out a black T-Rex. You know what's next: "Black is not a color."

The teacher then asked if any of the other children wanted to participate.

Qurnah posted:

this elon guy man idk

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/this_is_mallory/status/1700134602730561959?s=20

Durf posted:

lol i'm -7.5 vision. love to run into poo poo and walk into traffic

i'm guessing this overlaps with the people who think you can get energy from staring at the sun

AxGrap posted:

Absolutely ruining up these amazing sausages I got at the Hmong market, SAD

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/this_is_mallory/status/1700134602730561959?s=20

William Bear posted:

This isn't new. The Bates Method has claimed to cure blindness with mental exercises since the 1800s.

Filthy Hans posted:

I've been Bating since I was a teen and I still need progressive lenses

emfive posted:

this makes me jealous, though pork hates me and wants me dead so it's only an abstract jealousy on basic principles.

Justin Tyme posted:

Youve been doin the one that CAUSES blindness not fixes it!

insane clown pussy posted:

vivek sez use only genuine interocitor parts

Uncle Wemus posted:

Does trump even like vivek?

emfive posted:

here's a fun story for this weekend afternoon, a story about one of my children who will not be named, and one that I have surely told before.

she was at a "Spanish language" thing for little bitty kids, not at all academically serious, and the teacher got like 8 or so kids into a group (maybe 6 or 7yo) and introduced the activity, which was to learn the words for colors. She had a paper bag full of mystery.

She pulled out a green plastic dimetrodon (as in the photo) and asked, "What color is this dinosaur?" Child X immediately said "That is not a dinosaur. That is a synapsid reptile from the Permian era, millions of years before dinosaurs."

The teacher put that back in the bag and took out an orange pterodactyl and asked the question. Again, "That is not a dinosaur. That is a reptile from the Cretaceous but not a dinosaur."

The teacher put that back also and pulled out a black T-Rex. You know what's next: "Black is not a color."

The teacher then asked if any of the other children wanted to participate.