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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
another beautiful morning in Donald j trump’s america

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Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Elon bought twitter bc the onion made fun of him so he became a Babylon bee stan then twitter muted them unless they took down a transphobic tweet which they refused to do so his ex wife texted him to buy twitter to bring Babylon bee back
nah, that's just the reasonings at face value, without the scheming:
I am 100% sure he bought twitter for $44b with the intent to unban are fave president Mr. Wetposts :chaostrump:

Muks wasn't born an american citizen so that was the fastest way for him to get a once-and-future President in his court and control the dialogue.

Troof: it failed (or did it...? :evilbuddy:)


Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Red Baron posted:

another beautiful morning in Donald j trump’s america

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Filthy Hans posted:

lol how did you get banned in AEW chat of all places

i guess if you're a wrestling fan there's nothing funny about junk mooshed into bad spandex costuming

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004



baahahaha

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Buddykins posted:

nothinf matters

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


those are some thin rear end wafer thin burgs much like trumpo's hair on the back of his head. probably came from one of those large cases you buy at a warehouse store

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


i hung out with some penguins yesterday.
it was p chill

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
baby...
you understand me now..
if sometimes you see that i'm mad...
don't you know no-one alive can always be an angel...
when everything goes wrong you see some bad...
iiiiiiiiii'm just a souuuuuuuuul whose intentions are gooooood
oh lord, please don't let me be misunderstoooooood

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
this one goes out to bkins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4FHttv_iRM

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

MLK Ultra posted:

i hung out with some penguins yesterday.
it was p chill



:3 animals and children make this stupid world worth living in imo

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

ArmZ posted:



baahahaha

Lol, Pulitzer.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Eebiko posted:

I notice trump is not president now. How's he doing?

He's about to be president under house arrest

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

MLK Ultra posted:

i hung out with some penguins yesterday.
it was p chill




this penguin is done with everyone’s poo poo

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Lux Anima posted:

nah, that's just the reasonings at face value, without the scheming:
I am 100% sure he bought twitter for $44b with the intent to unban are fave president Mr. Wetposts :chaostrump:

Muks wasn't born an american citizen so that was the fastest way for him to get a once-and-future President in his court and control the dialogue.

Troof: it failed (or did it...? :evilbuddy:)

They will be reunited

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

petit choux posted:

They will be reunited

two morons, alike in dignity

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Red Baron posted:

two morons, alike in dignity

buddykins and little cabbage

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

If someone paid $44 billion to unban another user here I feel like they'd both just be immediately banned

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Inspector Hound posted:

If someone paid $44 billion to unban another user here I feel like they'd both just be immediately banned

yeah jeffrey hates money

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Elon's helping fix inflation, u morons

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

lumpentroll posted:

yeah jeffrey hates money

Oh I definitely mean after he takes the money

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

lumpentroll posted:

buddykins and little cabbage

How about it lumpy

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



petit choux posted:

Wapo is now saying Ladybugs is getting indicted too.

Oh no, he'll be clutching his pearls so hard, he might choke himself out.

Auto-outraged asphyxiation.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Buddykins posted:

Ive been house sitting and dog sitting and crying every night because i dont know what the hell im doing with my life

Buddykins seek therapy

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

a helpful bear posted:

bk man... you keep second-guessing yourself because you keep falling off of a path that you feel makes you a good/wortthy person, but the fact that you FEEL that way makes you worthy of whatever "good" life you feel is owed to the "worthy"

you are worthy because you worry about being NOT worthy. it's good that you worry, because it probabyl keeps you honest, but don't let that make you feel unworthy

you are worthy


under trump, amen

very helpful indeed

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

lumpentroll posted:

yeah jeffrey hates money

he did ban alex who was spending his kids collage fund to buy avatars.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Elephanthead posted:

he did ban alex who was spending his kids collage fund to buy avatars.

he’s still doing that though

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Vim Fuego posted:

Plinkey has a youtube channel about making money collecting pallets


going to need a pallet cleanser

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

on one hand Trump probably has never cooked a meal in his life, but I bet he walks into trump kitchens all the time and does poo poo like this to whatever's being actively cooked just poking a steak or turning up a knob

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

SirPablo posted:

Buddykins seek therapy

Buddykins learn to cook for God's sake

No seriously, you make like you enjoy being a waiter, enjoy good food, but you don't have any kitchen skills? And you have been saying you don't have any talents or hobbies, I think learning to cook is the thing for you. I think you'll find you do have them, your appreciation of good cooking will go directly into practice.

petit choux has issued a correction as of 14:19 on Sep 10, 2023

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Buddykins become a grown rear end man

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

And now, Mr. Tremp will Flip a Burger, get your cameras ready

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

SirPablo posted:

Buddykins become a grown rear end man

trumpify your life

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

MLK Ultra posted:

i hung out with some penguins yesterday.
it was p chill



Oh dang, did you get to pet them or anything?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

SirPablo posted:

Buddykins become a grown rear end man

A grown rear end-man

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

emfive posted:

here's a fun story for this weekend afternoon, a story about one of my children who will not be named, and one that I have surely told before.

she was at a "Spanish language" thing for little bitty kids, not at all academically serious, and the teacher got like 8 or so kids into a group (maybe 6 or 7yo) and introduced the activity, which was to learn the words for colors. She had a paper bag full of mystery.

She pulled out a green plastic dimetrodon (as in the photo) and asked, "What color is this dinosaur?" Child X immediately said "That is not a dinosaur. That is a synapsid reptile from the Permian era, millions of years before dinosaurs."

The teacher put that back in the bag and took out an orange pterodactyl and asked the question. Again, "That is not a dinosaur. That is a reptile from the Cretaceous but not a dinosaur."

The teacher put that back also and pulled out a black T-Rex. You know what's next: "Black is not a color."

The teacher then asked if any of the other children wanted to participate.

absolutely insufferable

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

WrasslorMonkey posted:

A grown rear end-man

That's right

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


107 posts overnight. I weep for what once was. Glorious posts from sea to shining sea.

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