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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Buddykins become a pro wrestler

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

What an rear end snipe

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Why do you think I haven’t been permad yet

holy poo poo bro what would you DO if you got perma’d. Your entire social circle would collapse

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

a perfect spiral through a tire from 100 yards away

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Harton posted:

holy poo poo bro what would you DO if you got perma’d. Your entire social circle would collapse

PFC is an integral part of the forums posting economy

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

Filthy Hans posted:

LBJ was the quintessential Texas campaigner, 100% he spent time perfecting his grilling technique

I gotta imagine all he did was make lewd jokes about hotdogs.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

UFOTacoMan posted:

a perfect spiral through a tire from 100 yards away

while wearing a coat

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Buddykins!

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

he had a good tailor

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
turkey hill doesn't sell big az burgs anymore :(

I did find these though

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

if you like doritos just get the doritos

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

WrasslorMonkey posted:

A grown rear end-man

M-Mr. President—!

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/HeyWhatDay/status/1700871857124106718

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Consummate Professional posted:

I’m the insane freak secret service agent who is a devout mornon, did really well in college and said he will protect this burger flip with his life



Nice haircut lol

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

MLK Ultra posted:

i hung out with some penguins yesterday.
it was p chill



oh man i'm jealous, penguins are my favorite bird. i wanna see some emperor penguins and maybe pat their little heads before they disappear :smith:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

very disrespectful

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Broke: gently caress, milk is spoiled
Woke: gently caress! making biscuits

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

External Organs posted:

Broke: gently caress, milk is spoiled
Woke: gently caress! making biscuits

Also, my kid asked me to wake her up by yelling "hoke"

Watch out Rizz, the younger kids are coming for your throne

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Filthy Hans posted:

Not great, but how are you doing? Congrats on posting in the Trump thread btw, we hope you continue to do so. It's been a good week for lurkers taking the plunge.

a lurker's first post, the first step towards a main character-itis meltdown perma

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




all brains must break

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lol

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Bilirubin posted:

a lurker's first post, the first step towards a main character-itis meltdown perma

:sickos: and or :unsmigghh:

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Lmfao

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Good thing trade wars are so good, and easy to win! :smugdon:

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
the ridiculous part is that his stupid tariffs are still in place

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Beeftweeter posted:

the ridiculous part is that his stupid tariffs are still in place

we have a prison base in cuba, a nation we will have sanctions against for 100 years

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


:lol:

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
The ridiculous part is we didn’t get any money from China to pay farmers, it was welfare from us tax payers because trump is loving stupid and doesn’t know how to make deals

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

i really hate that i relate to that shirt lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


so high right nowwww

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Red Baron posted:

two morons, alike in dignity

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Beeftweeter posted:

the ridiculous part is that his stupid tariffs are still in place

Remember when Scotland did some sort of tax thing to his golf resort there and the very next day he retaliated by slapping tariffs on scotch whiskey? And no media saw fit to connect these events?

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