[TOOP] Are you having a good time considering the subject matter is so terrible?

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(Thread IKs: bebop esq, Virgil Vox, WrasslorMonkey)

how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

Scott Forstall: Aug 16, 2003; MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

bebop esq posted:

Rudy J.

I assume they hear his last name and immediately go to (((Jew-liani)))

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:37

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:01

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

SirPablo posted:

Boo-urns

https://twitter.com/margommartin/status/1700593050244788470

That�s a lot of booing and jeering, not what I�d expect tbqh.

He doesn�t have that magic anymore.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:37

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

Shifty Nipples posted:

a.lo posted:

lmfao

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:41

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

bebop esq posted:

my excellent baby cat, the goodest boy ever, Raskolnikov aka Rascal, who is a geriatric kitten, is not doing great right now and so I am going to post pics of him being cute as per usual

What a gorgeous and silly little Raskol-kitty!

Sending good vibes to you and your loved ones, bebop. Vet trips can be so stressful! Give him all the love he can tolerate, which can mean naps! :h:

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:41

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

love this NYT headline. "video game set in New York City depicts New York City as being a lot like New York City"

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:42

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Another Bill posted:

i have information that will lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:44

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

Stupid Boxes posted:

President Trump I have Everclear for You :hchatter:

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:45

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

External Organs posted:

New ppe just dropped

For when you need to check your attitude

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:46

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

we just watched the last episode of VICE PRINCIPALS and it made me think of my cat :angel:

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:49

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Stupid Boxes posted:

hmm

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:49

pink noise: Jun 24, 2022

Beeftweeter posted:

i remember someone saying a little while back that he had started doing that because he thinks he's writing beautiful poetry lol

i think his dumbass daughter does most of his tweeting. even before he put himself in a coma he did an interview saying he didnt have the passwords anymore, they tweeted links to his old videos and podcasts the entire time he was out of it. no reason to think she gave them back imo

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:50

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

titty_baby_ posted:

brb gotta have my Trolm time

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:52

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

toomp

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:52

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

no police

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:53

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

Slumfrog posted:

Bethamphetamine posted:
The centre of the shield includes symbols of Australia's six states and the border of the shield symbolises federation.

The shield is held up by the native Australian animals the kangaroo and the emu, which were chosen to symbolise a nation moving forward, based on the fact that neither animal can move backwards easily.

wait what?

how have i lived here for decades and never heard this. it rules, very aussie. plausible but could well be a pisstake, simultaneously quite clever and eye rollingly stupid, sounds profound, is very likely bullshit made up on the spur of the moment after the fact. also no one really knows or cares about it.

artists impression of the creation of the crest:

"poo poo Nev, I represented the shield with this shield, but how the hell am i gonna represent the droiving ethos of continuous societal progress on the fuckin shield? I need sumthin that's always goin forward. Whaddya reckon?"

Nev looks around, thinks for a bit. Scratches

"Ya ever see a roo goin backwards?"

....

"Fuuuuuuuuck, bloody genius you are. Ok, a roo. Need one for the other side. What other animals don't go around backwards?"

"... all of them I think."

"Yeah... gently caress it, emu, she'll do. comin to the pub?"

"We're at the pub mate."

"Bewdy."

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:53

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

send Rudy J

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:53

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

tacodaemon posted:

this reads like the weird grocery store flyers that circulated on here years ago that offered things like tiger meat and green todds. you need to ask JUST ASK

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:53

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgPPPi5-JX4

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:53

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Q E 2

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:56

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/376896522388254720

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:00

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

We need 801 pages in four hours people

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:01

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Get tooping

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:01

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

toop

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:02

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

Inspector Hound posted:

We need 801 pages in four hours people

Making up for night crew's mess

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:02

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

sorry i cant toop while people are watching

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:02

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Xt'Tumpalatakettle

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:04

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

DrPossum posted:

this reads like the weird grocery store flyers that circulated on here years ago that offered things like tiger meat and green todds. you need to ask JUST ASK

the MOUTHWATERING THE �RIGI�

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:05

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Inspector Hound posted:

We need 801 pages in four hours people

Who died and made you boss

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:10

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

euphronius posted:

Xt'Tumpalatakettle

Nice password

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:10

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

sorry this is the danold turmp thread

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:13

LegoMan: Mar 17, 2002; ting ting ting; College Slice

a.lo posted:

I listen to a lot of audiobooks and a common trope is someone who's smile doesn't reach their eyes, and I could never picture it until now

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:20

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

AxGrap posted:

Plz go mad with power

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:23

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

Inspector Hound posted:

We need 801 pages in four hours people

great, so now we got loving quotas

jeffrey running this place into the ground

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:23

wet_goods: Jun 21, 2004; I'M BAAD!

Plinkey posted:

my uncle is probabaly going to get his foot cut off

holy poo poo that�s the Philly golem!

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:32

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

wet_goods posted:

holy poo poo that�s the Philly golem!

Which one

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:37

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/M2d8Cob.mp4

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:40

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/376896522388254720

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:42

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

tenderjerk posted:

petit choux posted:
a.lo posted:

These people have shown up in so many ancient books of lore there must be something to it.

fetishes are gonna get so loving gross if this pans out

that's one good weed toop!

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:52

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:01

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

tacodaemon posted:

see, Voldemort wasn't actually namesearching the Hogwarts archives - who gives a poo poo

but the eviles Timp and Bumsk absolutely do

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:57

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