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Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Aphrodite posted:

If they cared that much about me, they would understand.

I once stopped making out with my childhood celebrity crush (as an adult) to meet up with my friends and while I rib them about it I�m not actually regretful of the decision.

# ? Sep 10, 2023 21:12

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# ? May 27, 2024 18:16

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1700960164969353252

# ? Sep 10, 2023 21:49

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

My kid got a tamagotchi for Christmas and couldn't emotionally handle the responsibility of keeping it alive. I had to remove the batteries 3 days later.

Now she wants us to get chickens.

On the bright side chickens are easier to keep alive.

# ? Sep 10, 2023 23:10

John Lee: Mar 2, 2013; A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Electric Phantasm posted:

It's better with the fly by comments

https://twitter.com/nyanbombdotcom/status/1700602438590300498

"half-bitch!"

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:00

Skutter: Apr 8, 2007; Well you can fuck that sky high!

https://twitter.com/origins_audio/status/1700968103687991464?s=20

https://twitter.com/hausofdecline/status/1700920930497708283?s=20

The Texas meme is the best one: https://twitter.com/ITYSL_memes/status/1700516646933139640

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:22

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/HumanoidHistory/status/1700757546129149996?s=20

oh poo poo, that's what that is.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:07

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

Garrand posted:

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1700960164969353252

I miss the old Progressive Boink articles. Jon B and Mike Fireball were my favourites. I really enjoyed The Monster at the End of this Book by Mike. There were a lot of good short stories and stuff. I went looking but they don't seem to have archived any of it

# ? Sep 11, 2023 03:38

RoeCocoa: Oct 23, 2010

syntaxfunction, behold: https://web.archive.org/web/20121013094158/http://archives.progressiveboink.com/

# ? Sep 11, 2023 05:44

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Grassy Knowles posted:

I once stopped making out with my childhood celebrity crush (as an adult) to meet up with my friends and while I rib them about it I�m not actually regretful of the decision.

...mr belvedere?

# ? Sep 11, 2023 05:46

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Milo and POTUS posted:

...mr belvedere?

did you know Mr Belvedere once sat on he own balls and they kept it on film?

# ? Sep 11, 2023 06:06

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Milo and POTUS posted:

...mr belvedere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olZrycBSiyk

# ? Sep 11, 2023 06:10

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

RoeCocoa posted:

syntaxfunction, behold: https://web.archive.org/web/20121013094158/http://archives.progressiveboink.com/

# ? Sep 11, 2023 08:20

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

https://twitter.com/torriangray/status/1700903598924943781?s=46

# ? Sep 11, 2023 08:22

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Milo and POTUS posted:

...mr belvedere?

Wistfully thinking of my night with Brocktoon

# ? Sep 11, 2023 11:41

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/TOS_Violator/status/1436921787254644740

o7

# ? Sep 11, 2023 15:04

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/tifftvff/status/1699228075219894467

# ? Sep 11, 2023 15:30

Modal Auxiliary: Jan 14, 2005

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/torriangray/status/1700903598924943781?s=46

She is remarkably articulate for someone who birthed a barely-hominid troglodyte; I can only assume her husband was a sentient bowl of mashed potatoes or something.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 15:31

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/rpd158/status/1701246861036638351

# ? Sep 11, 2023 15:53

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Grassy Knowles posted:

I once stopped making out with my childhood celebrity crush (as an adult) to meet up with my friends and while I rib them about it I�m not actually regretful of the decision.

you made out with Jenny Lewis?

# ? Sep 11, 2023 16:09

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

you made out with Jenny Lewis?

Didn�t start crushing on her until The Execution of all things

I�ll end the guessing game I made out with Rebecca from Tail Spin

# ? Sep 11, 2023 16:20

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

You must be really cool.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 16:23

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/rpd158/status/1701246861036638351

oh man, i really want to know why everyone is crowing about DANCING ISRAELIS but not enough to come anywhere near googling it

# ? Sep 11, 2023 16:55

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Because if they say what "dancing israelis" signifies, Twitter will delete their posts and send SWAT teams to their house.

(For anyone who wasn't aware, it's an antisemitic dogwhistle, where you juxtapose people in the Middle East dancing in the street with footage of 9/11.)

# ? Sep 11, 2023 16:58

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Yeah it's attendant to the "Jews knew about/did 9/11" conspiracy theory, which is weird because the "Levantine people dancing in celebration of 9/11" conspiracy theory used to be about Muslims.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:02

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Philippe posted:

Because if they say what "dancing israelis" signifies, Twitter will delete their posts and send SWAT teams to their house.

(For anyone who wasn't aware, it's an antisemitic dogwhistle, where you juxtapose people in the Middle East dancing in the street with footage of 9/11.)

No, no I'm pretty sure ~~twitter~~ X will boost them and Elon might throw on a like

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:05

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Of course, but don't expect conspiracy theorists to make sense.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:06

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Another major part of it is that some idiots took an early report about some number of the 4000 Israeli nationals who worked around the WTC being missing in the wake of the attacks as all 4000 missing in advance of the attacks as if they had advanced knowledge and didn't show up to work.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:16

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/rpd158/status/1701246861036638351

Did Trump's lie about Muslim's dancing in the street after 9/11 somehow mutate into Israeli's dancing in the street after 9/11?

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:16

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Grassy Knowles posted:

Didn�t start crushing on her until The Execution of all things

I�ll end the guessing game I made out with Rebecca from Tail Spin

You made out with Sally Struthers?

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:18

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Air Skwirl posted:

Did Trump's lie about Muslim's dancing in the street after 9/11 somehow mutate into Israeli's dancing in the street after 9/11?

I'm sure they've blended together some, but it actually mostly predates that.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:18

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Air Skwirl posted:

You made out with Sally Struthers?

You just blew my mind I can�t believe I never recognized that voice as a kid

And sure we�ll go with that, I admired her charity work?

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:22

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/DraftKingsNews/status/1701261756012572747

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:36

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1701272664516493525?s=20

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:37

Dameius: Apr 3, 2006

Grassy Knowles posted:

You just blew my mind I can’t believe I never recognized that voice as a kid

And sure we’ll go with that, I admired her charity work?

She did apparently make out with you.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:38

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Dameius posted:

She did apparently make out with you.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:39

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/PresidentToguro/status/1701266852180099422?s=20

# ? Sep 11, 2023 19:17

Warbird: May 23, 2012; America's Favorite Dumbass

Alright, who here is running the Twitter account?

https://twitter.com/goons_txt/status/1701184802454397414

https://twitter.com/goons_txt/status/1701256021065310548

Was vilerat a mod? It was before my time so I�m not sure.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 19:29

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Was vilerat a mod? Vilerat is still a mod.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 19:33

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

his mom helped get trump elected too in the dominos picture kinda way

# ? Sep 11, 2023 19:37

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# ? May 27, 2024 18:16

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Vileray was always a mod. Vilerat will be a mod again.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 19:39

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