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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

no horny in the trump thread!

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


American Hussy, thanl you

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Good Citizen posted:

I see what you’re saying but the ‘one man’ in the first quote isn’t very ambiguous. The second quote is more broad but I don’t think a judge is gonna establish any facts based on that wording.

agree that these lawyers are gonna be a clown show at trial tho

it's just over-reading of the trump filing. trump has been indicted for being the head of the conspiracy, no one is disputing that and law doesn't really work in a "oh gotcha" fashion

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

Shifty Nipples posted:

no horny in the trump thread!

lighten up it's 9/11

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

the milk machine posted:

it's just over-reading of the trump filing. trump has been indicted for being the head of the conspiracy, no one is disputing that and law doesn't really work in a "oh gotcha" fashion

actually he made a perfect phone call and they indicted him

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

SomethingBeautiful posted:

lighten up it's 9/11

no :colbert:

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


d'aww

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

i worked next door to a jordanian grocer when 9/11 happened and that mf had so many american flags up so fuckin fast

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Ham Cheeks posted:

How are all of my Posting Pals today?


Plinkey posted:

laughing at the Jets forever

it's such a relief to not be a Jets fan anymore

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Inspector Hound posted:

This is actually awesome and will lead to viewer customizable games, where you can pick pirates and jedis or whatever to play the game, and blood splatters all over the field when they tackle each other

great ai takes over every other job but athletes are still getting tbi's while everyone just sees birds and stars spinning over a dizzy baby yoda

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
any lawyer that would take trump as a client in the past decade or so is of course a huge idiot, but court cases aren't really a big logic game with checklists and such. that's why (some) lawyers can be so dumb and still be successful

trump is probably boned for a lot of reasons but his lawyers' choice of wording in just another filing isn't really one

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

what is .818181818181818181... in it's simplest form

because I forgot

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
these are surprisingly not bad




but taste more like sour cream and onion lays to me

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Filthy Hans posted:

what is .818181818181818181... in it's simplest form

because I forgot

0.82

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I celebrated 9/11 just like back in the day, by walking to Dollar General and buying a bunch of Totino's Party Pizzas

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Plinkey posted:

these are surprisingly not bad




but taste more like sour cream and onion lays to me

hell yea :911: chips

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019



Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

41/50 if you like fractions

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Filthy Hans posted:

what is .818181818181818181... in it's simplest form

because I forgot

you motherfucker

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
it's 818181818181818181... / 1000000000000000000...

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

testing for pirate kitty

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

drat it

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



fail

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

send rudy j? no, police!

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

RandomBlue posted:

you motherfucker

I'm glad you enjoyed my joke, here's a pun to keep you chuckling

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1701071187982397779

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Grey Fox posted:

send rudy j? no, police!

this pun goes out to Grey Fox

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1701234479640047936

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol what a typo

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Plinkey posted:

these are surprisingly not bad




but taste more like sour cream and onion lays to me

just buy doritos

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

just buy doritos

they are different, give it a try

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Filthy Hans posted:

what is .818181818181818181... in it's simplest form

because I forgot

lol took me longer to get that than it probably should have

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

this is targeted hansassment

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Filthy Hans posted:

what is .818181818181818181... in it's simplest form

because I forgot

wait, r u saying 9/11 repeats endlessly ?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
filthy hans i had a good one earlier, it was a gif that you need to the the sound on for

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

I love El Arroyo but don't go there for anything other than a marg and chips and salsa because it sucks

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

huge if true

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

emfive posted:

I love El Arroyo but don't go there for anything other than a marg and chips and salsa because it sucks

i dont plan on being in texas ever

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Filthy Hans posted:

what is .818181818181818181... in it's simplest form

because I forgot

81/99

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