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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I don’t remember pooping Europe

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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




I only poop in the safety of my home

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

magiccarpet posted:

I only poop in the safety of my home

poo poo at work

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/kareemmpie/status/1701334415626903624?s=46&t=A16sW12emsJJxXTfyV0WUA

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
In case you are wondering, the men's bathroom in the international terminal of SeaTac is disgusting.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

BAE OF PIGS posted:

In case you are wondering, the men's bathroom in the international terminal of SeaTac is disgusting.

Thanks, updating goon bathroom project dot xlsx.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

BAE OF PIGS posted:

If I hold it I can get the number of countries I've shat in up to 4.

Once met a guy who said that he got to poo poo in Saddam's gold toilet. I told him he was bullshitting and he probably just got drunk and shat in a tuba. He didn't like that very much.

That's my poop story, I hope it entertained you as you wait for your plane.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Glenn Beck's 9/12 Project lives on thanks to our valiant teachers

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Welp, I'm an ancient crypt ghoul straining its horrible carcass across the face of the earth.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Plinkey posted:



i forget where i got this

Rite-Aid

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




How are you gonna talk about how kids react to hearing 9/11 for the first time if you publish the story ON 9/11??????

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

tacodaemon posted:

slow motion video of crashing HO scale trains into die-cast metal toy cars


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrMsvYD4t4I

this sucks

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest

There was a rock here
It's gone now
(I smoked it)

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





don't worry about a thing cause every little thing is gonna be alright

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Harton posted:

this sucks

what are you gonna do about it

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

BAE OF PIGS posted:

At the airport and gotta poo poo this sucks

mega wreck the toilet in flight

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

slow motion video of crashing HO scale trains into die-cast metal toy cars


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrMsvYD4t4I

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

can’t wait for covid Memorial Day for the over 1 million Americans who died

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

the cleansing of Craigslist was a mistake, where else are we supposed to get content like this?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
9/11 is OVER

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

euphronius posted:

can’t wait for covid Memorial Day for the over 1 million Americans who died

Hah!

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

euphronius posted:

can’t wait for covid Memorial Day for the over 1 million Americans who died

died WITH Covid not OF Covid sweaty

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Red Baron posted:

the cleansing of Craigslist was a mistake, where else are we supposed to get content like this?

My local Craigslist has still mostly got it

Aside from the community section just being a haven for chuds who are too lovely for the local news comment sections and spend all their time whining about the woke agenda and being flagged

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Bixington posted:

There was a rock here
It's gone now
(I smoked it)

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
People in front of us at the gate were traveling with a toddler and an infant and that alone seems like a nightmare. Then they wouldn't let them board because the baby didn't have a passport.





Don't have children .

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Regarde Aduck posted:

it's you now

edit: wait you're not the person who posted the kitten... gonna be one of those days

Yeah, I volunteer for a local cat TNR rescue. I know my days are numbered. Current cat will be really unhappy.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

BAE OF PIGS posted:

People in front of us at the gate were traveling with a toddler and an infant and that alone seems like a nightmare. Then they wouldn't let them board because the baby didn't have a passport.





Don't have children .

having children is the survival move

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

BAE OF PIGS posted:

People in front of us at the gate were traveling with a toddler and an infant and that alone seems like a nightmare. Then they wouldn't let them board because the baby didn't have a passport.





Don't have children .

lol owned

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

piss guzzler 420 posted:

what are you gonna do about it

maybe guzzle some piss

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Hell yeah think they were supposed to be seated in our aisle.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/AnnaBower/status/1701596661615849972

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

girl dads unite! Nothing worse than bringing another white dude into the world.

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

BAE OF PIGS posted:

People in front of us at the gate were traveling with a toddler and an infant and that alone seems like a nightmare. Then they wouldn't let them board because the baby didn't have a passport.





Don't have children .

fellas: get your nuts clipped. it’s quick and easy and you get to bust worry free

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

a.lo posted:

Good. I hope you stay mad forever.

Victoria's secret is no secret any more

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Plinkey posted:

im gunna say it, and it's not gunna be popular

cool ranch seasoning tastes better on thin lays chips than it does on Doritos corn chips

Then you can wash it down with a donut shake

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

BAE OF PIGS posted:

In case you are wondering, the men's bathroom in the international terminal of SeaTac is disgusting.

the most disgusting thing about SeaTac is if the wind is blowing the wrong way you can smell Tacoma

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

lol Rudy is trying so hard to not have to testify in court, he’s gonna crumble like sand

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