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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

loving amazing

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Zeroisanumber posted:

Always good to see Wisconsin sports fans eat poo poo.

In Wisconsin it's one word, "sportsfan"

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


euphronius posted:

can’t wait for covid Memorial Day for the over 1 million Americans who died

it only counts if the deaths give us an excuse to go murder foreigners

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

slow motion video of crashing HO scale trains into die-cast metal toy cars


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrMsvYD4t4I

did the guy offer any immigration crab meat?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
its wisconsin. they were going to drink that much no matter what happened in the game.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
McCarthy is going to eat poo poo at some point and it’s going to be hilarious but it won’t really matter because he was speaker for like a year or whatever. There’s no chance in hell he finishes two years at this rate, he’s terrible and incredibly stupid.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


that's kinda creepy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Glumwheels posted:

McCarthy is going to eat poo poo at some point and it’s going to be hilarious but it won’t really matter because he was speaker for like a year or whatever. There’s no chance in hell he finishes two years at this rate, he’s terrible and incredibly stupid.

welcome new speaker of the house Marjorie Taylor Greene

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/the_vello/status/1701633224206627030

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

CODChimera posted:

that's kinda creepy

Disease comes, disease goes, you can't explain that.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1701629288808694150

Fake Foghorn Leghorn motherfucker

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





our 2028 hope...

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

welcome new speaker of the house Marjorie Taylor Greene donalud tomp

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
i love both that a republican senator said "i love the dialectic" AND the context of when he said it

https://twitter.com/PEWilliams_/status/1359549376172015618

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Can I just say how much I appreciate his wearing basketball shorts and a t-shirt to work in the Senate?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


old geezers clinging onto their government jobs is always a sign of a successful economy and in no way a sign of a failed state.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Bernie you ignorant slut

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/halbritz/status/1701340908845719554

The dumbest motherfucking football coach

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

petit choux posted:

old geezers clinging onto their government jobs is always a sign of a successful economy and in no way a sign of a failed state.

I spent like 6 months applying to a dozen government positions and never hearing back about anything before I said gently caress it and took a contracting job that is charging the government three times as much for the same work

gently caress the government

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

:patriot:

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Sen. Tim Scott of South Carolina has a theory about why people are drawing attention to the fact that he's never been married.

"It's like a different form of discrimination or bias," the 2024 GOP presidential candidate told the Washington Post. "You can't say I'm Black, because that would be terrible, so find something else that you can attack."

Scott also said other GOP contenders may be seeking to "sow seeds of doubt" about his campaign and finding a way to say "that guy isn't one of us" with the insinuations about his personal life.

But Scott, his political confidants, and his friends all insist that he's not gay. In fact, Scott insists he has a girlfriend, though the campaign declined to identify her to the Post.

"I can't imagine dragging her onto the campaign trail unless I have the intention of marrying her," Scott said in the Post interview,

drat dude. You have some issues

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Wisconsin: it's good.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Bip Roberts posted:

Wisconsin: it's good.

I can't hate wisconsin because they know deep in their souls what they are

just a state full of Mike Stoklasa's

it's like if Boston was self-loathing rather than all "we're so loving great"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Tamba Hali

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I can't hate wisconsin because they know deep in their souls what they are

just a state full of Mike Stoklasa's

it's like if Boston was self-loathing rather than all "we're so loving great"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Bethamphetamine posted:

drat dude. You have some issues

his girlfriends up there! in t he window

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i hate recruiters so much, how loving hard is it to reply to an email

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
been hearing about a lot of underperforming recruiters in the industry; thinking of becoming one

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

drat dude. You have some issues

I bet she's incredibly glad to not be dragged into south carolina politics.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

if Kim Jong Un's armored train gets derailed, I will bet everyone itt dollars to donuts that DryGoods was involved

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Do you know the head explosion emoji?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
hello. we have nothing in software but how do you feel about working with french fry grease

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





watching Death to Smoochy

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

triple sulk posted:

i hate recruiters so much, how loving hard is it to reply to an email

me too

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Impkins Patootie posted:

watching Death to Smoochy

11/10 would watch again

friends come in all shapes and sizes

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Impkins Patootie posted:

watching Death to Smoochy

so underrated

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

the real loser is us, there’s like six more prime time jets games scheduled hahaha

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

ArmZ posted:

Do you know the head explosion emoji?

I am a force of nature, look out.

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