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new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Bodies is a fuckn classic

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

I'm being persecuted for my beliefs

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Filthy Hans posted:

https://twitter.com/NASA/status/1701361661930582323

that asteroid is less than 1km across and the satellite can image it from 10 million miles away

pretty goddamn impressive

dinkinesh, you’re gay

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

SomethingBeautiful posted:

gently caress you hey joe is good

:haibrow:

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

oh war pigs owns too i didn't see that one

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

SomethingBeautiful posted:

gently caress you hey joe is good

Why didn't anyone intervene in that song

"I'm going to shoot my old lady" "ah, okay, carry on"

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

titty_baby_ posted:

I'm being persecuted for my beliefs

as you should be

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



new kind of cat posted:

dinkinesh, you’re gay

Stupid Boxes
Feb 9, 2004

good grief!

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


alnilam posted:

Why didn't anyone intervene in that song

"I'm going to shoot my old lady" "ah, okay, carry on"

because he caught her messin' around with another man

and that ain't too cool

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real




it trinked so hard it's all out of tups

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Spoondick posted:

the whole county sold out of covid tests and all the pharmacies are out of paxlovid 3 weeks after school came back from summer break... in the words of a distressed customer earlier today "something is going on" but what could that possibly be lol

I'm a little too superstitious to talk about covid much, but there were 7 teachers out in the building I was working at today. They weren't able to get substitutes either, the principal and the people from the board office were minding the classes.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/nationalbook/status/1701718719745978601

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

Uppertup working hard :hai:

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Ham Cheeks posted:

How are all of my Posting Pals this fabulous Tuesday?

hey ham cheeks, i'm doing alright thanks for asking

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

Filthy Hans posted:

What do these 164 songs have in common



they were all banned on Clear Channel radio stations after 9/11

I co-ran a tiny indie film festival right after 911 and one of the entrants submitted a bunch of CNN footage of 911 set to some Dave Mathews band b side. I think she thought we'd have to include it as like a moment of silence something

She pulled out and called us a bunch of names when we suggested keeping Dave Mathews music but changing the song to "Crash into me" or " I did it"

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

titty_baby_ posted:

Beef, Virgil, whoever else...if u send me stems we can collaborate on beats

I'm trying to be a knockoff al wooton atm but I usually end up approaching club glow territory, or old school dubstep, or just dubby stuff in general

I haven't made anything original in like 15 years, but I'll still do re-edits, or vocal-mashups or DJ tools. I have much more fun listening/playing/blending records than creating them.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

jokes on them, books are for nerds

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

i never learned to read

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Consummate Professional posted:

jokes on them, books are for nerds

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

crime fighting hog posted:

i never learned to read

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

alnilam posted:

Why didn't anyone intervene in that song

"I'm going to shoot my old lady" "ah, okay, carry on"

check out bring me my shotgun by lightning hopkins where he makes someone an accessory by asking them to get his gun for him lol

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

thank you this is literally what i was channeling

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




i want to be as out cold as this (i saw a sleep doctor today)

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

I'm gonna shower quick so everybody's gotta go see you at the meeting

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
what in the world

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1701736681898975473

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

this would lead to a lot of Winona posting in the old days

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

alnilam posted:

Why didn't anyone intervene in that song

"I'm going to shoot my old lady" "ah, okay, carry on"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VG7mCqjm6A

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

vaping, singing, and illegally recording

honestly lol let her go

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
yodiiii gang

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023


quote:

The report also said after the two patrons were escorted out and reached the building’s vestibule, they resisted leaving and said “stuff like ‘do you know who I am,’ ‘I am on the board’ (and) ‘I will be contacting the mayor.’ ”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDoGqZUHVEI

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

tonights Tuesday night drinking club secret word is b e n g h a z i

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





I got Newports

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Impkins Patootie posted:

I got Newports

I[ve got full flavored American spirits I can only puff on it like a cigar and get like a third the way thru

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017




Had me until the bacon

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

where's the cum? I rate this -2.5 out of 5

:whitewater:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

someone in the audience mustve said her name 3 times

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
time to watch Twin Peaks: The Return again

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
invoke B!!!

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

“TRUMP WAS RIGHT”

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