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I want to believe
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Vakal posted:Can you patent something without knowing how to make it? Technically, yes. But your claims and figures in your patent submission have to cover enough details so that someone "skilled in the art" would be able to make or understand your patented invention. One time, I had patent clerk literally request that I test a geometric feature that my company was trying to patent so that we could prove that it was functionally better than a competing prior art patent. Also, I'm very disappointed that the Mexican alien doesn't have a fat dump truck rear end.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 14:22 |
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I love that they poured sand all over the alien bodies before putting them on display for some reason.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 14:24 |
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ThinkTank posted:I love that they poured sand all over the alien bodies before putting them on display for some reason. They're obviously just
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 14:28 |
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1000 year old alien mummies, just carrying them around in a box to show off to politicians. As you do. Definitely normal actions carried out by people with literal corpses of people from outer space. You'd think the mummies would be worth their own press conference maybe. Nope, show 'em off to politicians only. Maybe they're going to give out one of those sand drawings in a bottle made from Genuine Alien Sand?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 14:34 |
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lol the Aliens subreddit is going bananas right now
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 14:49 |
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quote:The mummified specimens were displayed in glass cases as part of an official unveiling at Mexico's Congress in a hearing which has stirred excitement among UFO (unidentified flying object) enthusiasts.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 15:41 |
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I assume that is Jaime 'Nazca Aliens Hoax' Maussan?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 15:49 |
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Thank you Mexico!
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 15:50 |
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 15:51 |
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aliens subreddit falls for the dumbest poo poo, it’s impressive
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 16:12 |
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NoiseAnnoys posted:aliens subreddit falls for the dumbest poo poo, it’s impressive It's real funny and when the latest blatantly fake thing they spent a week dissecting turns out to be fraudulent, actually it was a psyop meant to discredit them all along (until it resurfaces a month later with some redditor's new analysis)
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 16:14 |
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how do people have such specific ideas about what an alien is or what interaction with them would be like it’s like a religion
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 16:17 |
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naem posted:how do people have such specific ideas about what an alien is or what interaction with them would be like It's the same as any religion. Made up beliefs backed up by faith.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 16:19 |
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naem posted:how do people have such specific ideas about what an alien is or what interaction with them would be like Aliens will look pretty much like humans except a little weird even though exactly one branch of evolution on earth has resulted in species that look anything like us in 4.5bn years.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 16:27 |
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ThinkTank posted:Aliens will look pretty much like humans except a little weird even though exactly one branch of evolution on earth has resulted in species that look anything like us in 4.5bn years. because aliens made man, dumbass
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 16:27 |
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My Spirit Otter posted:because aliens made man, dumbass Then who made the aliens?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 16:29 |
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ThinkTank posted:Then who made the aliens? Other Aliens
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 16:30 |
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Why did the aliens give us ears and noses when they don't have em?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 16:31 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:We have discovered alien life in Italy that’s iberico my friend
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 16:36 |
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who watched, the make men
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 16:52 |
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If they are oviparous and live underground, could they be descendants of the dinosaurs who went underground when the meteors hit the earth?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:02 |
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naem posted:how do people have such specific ideas about what an alien is or what interaction with them would be like There's an excellent book called "Round In Circles" by Jim Schnabel which goes into the history of the crop circles phenomenon and the scientists who spent years and years studying it. They broke into two main camps: scientists who were absolutely adamant that the crop circles were a natural phenomenon caused by localized tornadoes and scientists who were absolutely adamant that they were being caused by alien visitors. They feuded for years and years over their pet theories, writing up papers and published regular "cerealogy' journals and holding seminars and flying in guest lecturers from overseas and doing media interviews and rushing around documenting new crop circles whenever they appeared and holding weeklong "field trips" where they monitored fields and tried to collect footage of crop circles being created. Spoiler: the entire 'phenomenon' was just a hoax, and always had been. The author of the book should know, he was one of the main offenders and had created dozens and dozens of crop circles over the years which the scientists swore couldn't possibly have been made by humans. Bigfootology is also broken into similar opposing camps, with one group of 'researchers' being absolutely adamant that bigfoot is a mundane flesh & blood creature which is just really good at hiding, and the other group which is absolutely adamant that bigfoots are dimension-traveling creatures which communicate via telepathy. Each camp holds their own annual conventions and is convinced that the other guys are nuts who have missed the entire point. I keep comparing UFOlogy to bigfootery because both fields work exactly the same way and have people forming similar theories based off pretty much the same type of evidence and jumping to similar conspiracy theories to explain why "the real evidence" has been withheld from the public. Many Bigfootologists believe that the forestry department has been systematically hiding evidence of bigfoot for decades and the Smithsonian has been collecting giant skeletons and hiding them away because they'd disprove current scientific theories on evolution n' poo poo. They're also usually pretty darn sure they know what will happen when they inevitably interact with the thingie and they're sure it'll happen real soon. There's also always a fringe element who believe they're already in regular communication with the thingies: there's a whole lot of people who believe that bigfoots talk to them telepathically, a whole lot of spiritualists who believe that specific dead people talk to them, and UFO dudes who believe that aliens are talking to them telepathically or that they have special UFO summoning skills: Snowglobe of Doom posted:One of the main "UFO summoners" is a guy called Ron Bingham who gets a fair amount of media attention. He claims that he can telepathically communicate with UFOs, ghosts and even bigfoot Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Sep 13, 2023 |
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ThinkTank posted:Why did the aliens give us ears and noses when they don't have em? It's a fetish thing
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:09 |
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1/3 unknown DNA and eggs? I'm as skeptical as the next guy but at some point you have to accept that mexican aliens are real.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:11 |
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redshirt posted:Other Aliens its why all aliens look similar
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:24 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's an excellent book called "Round In Circles" by Jim Schnabel which goes into the history of the crop circles phenomenon and the scientists who spent years and years studying it. They broke into two main camps: scientists who were absolutely adamant that the crop circles were a natural phenomenon caused by localized tornadoes and scientists who were absolutely adamant that they were being caused by alien visitors. They feuded for years and years over their pet theories, writing up papers and published regular "cerealogy' journals and holding seminars and flying in guest lecturers from overseas and doing media interviews and rushing around documenting new crop circles whenever they appeared and holding weeklong "field trips" where they monitored fields and tried to collect footage of crop circles being created. Yeah people are dumb and believe things based on faith
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:27 |
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Actual Satan posted:1/3 unknown DNA and eggs? I'm as skeptical as the next guy but at some point you have to accept that mexican aliens are real. they were peruvian aliens detained by the mexican government while attempting to cross the border to steal american alien jobs at area 51
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:28 |
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So these aliens are only like 33 Centimeters tall?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:41 |
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redshirt posted:So these aliens are only like 33 Centimeters tall? maybe they shrunk when they jerkified
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:42 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's an excellent book called "Round In Circles" by Jim Schnabel which goes into the history of the crop circles phenomenon and the scientists who spent years and years studying it. They broke into two main camps: scientists who were absolutely adamant that the crop circles were a natural phenomenon caused by localized tornadoes and scientists who were absolutely adamant that they were being caused by alien visitors. They feuded for years and years over their pet theories, writing up papers and published regular "cerealogy' journals and holding seminars and flying in guest lecturers from overseas and doing media interviews and rushing around documenting new crop circles whenever they appeared and holding weeklong "field trips" where they monitored fields and tried to collect footage of crop circles being created. I remember in the late 90s wanting to get a group of friends together and make a crop circle, but then again the local farmers would've probably shot at us.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:42 |
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The virgin Grolsch: has no aliens, no crafts, trusts in government whistleblower process The chad Mexican ufologist: drops the bodies day 1, carved it themselves from chorizo
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:45 |
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mediaphage posted:that’s iberico my friend Psyop from the Italian CIA. The CIAO I stole this joke
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:45 |
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it looks extremely fake
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:47 |
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When you finish and she don't stop suckin'
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:49 |
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DiomedesGodshill posted:I remember in the late 90s wanting to get a group of friends together and make a crop circle, but then again the local farmers would've probably shot at us. I always felt bad for the crops.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:49 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's an excellent book called "Round In Circles" by Jim Schnabel which goes into the history of the crop circles phenomenon and the scientists who spent years and years studying it. They broke into two main camps: scientists who were absolutely adamant that the crop circles were a natural phenomenon caused by localized tornadoes and scientists who were absolutely adamant that they were being caused by alien visitors. They feuded for years and years over their pet theories, writing up papers and published regular "cerealogy' journals and holding seminars and flying in guest lecturers from overseas and doing media interviews and rushing around documenting new crop circles whenever they appeared and holding weeklong "field trips" where they monitored fields and tried to collect footage of crop circles being created.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:50 |
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and the lols start coming and they don't stop coming
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:53 |
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that thing is made out of gd paper mache
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I gotta gently caress dat mummy
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