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how long does trump go to jail for?
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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
it reminds me of hard scifi like peter watts might write or greg egan

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Too Many Birds posted:

i skipped around it and got jump scared which i do not appreciate

i’m sorry smarxist did this to you

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


many such cases

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

ban smarxist already. at our ages, a jump scare is LITERALLY A DEATH THREAT

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Honestly surprised jump scares haven’t returned in this era of social media feeds blasting audio as you scroll down

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
omg it plays cavalleria rusticana at the end, so perfect lmao

what a weird trip

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Durf posted:

Honestly surprised jump scares haven’t returned in this era of social media feeds blasting audio as you scroll down

jump scares are lame

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
there's no damned jump scare in that video

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

RandomBlue posted:

man I watched this show all the time as a kid


turns out it was an ad for an insurance company????

Mutual of Ohama's WIld Kingdom

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


had a dream where the thing chasing me forced me to jump into another reality. woke up and my phones biometrics don't work anymore.

This is the good reality, right?

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

MLK Ultra posted:

had a dream where the thing chasing me forced me to jump into another reality. woke up and my phones biometrics don't work anymore.

This is the good reality, right?

yeah we got president jordan peterson and everything

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

love to slide..

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

MLK Ultra posted:

had a dream where the thing chasing me forced me to jump into another reality. woke up and my phones biometrics don't work anymore.

This is the good reality, right?

I dunno but I had a dream I was The Flash. Woke up and I don’t think I’ve kidnapped anybody though.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
*cough cough* mmm weed so good *cough cough* *cough cough* mmm weed so good

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

Lpzie posted:

ban smarxist already. at our ages, a jump scare is LITERALLY A DEATH THREAT

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



thread title very disrespectful

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

DrPossum posted:

*cough cough* mmm weed so good *cough cough* *cough cough* mmm weed so good

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

Bearjew posted:

thread title very disrespectful

thread invoked “P”

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
if you're down with pee well then you're down with mee

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

MLK Ultra posted:

had a dream where the thing chasing me forced me to jump into another reality. woke up and my phones biometrics don't work anymore.

This is the good reality, right?

*skimming dream interpretation book* haha wow, oh man. you should not have shared this. omg

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

there are infinite realities and despite what probability suggests they all suck

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



thripples protruding

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Durf posted:

Honestly surprised jump scares haven’t returned in this era of social media feeds blasting audio as you scroll down

Nah it's just kittens in blenders

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Me logging on

...tep

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

DrPossum posted:

*cough cough* mmm weed so good *cough cough* *cough cough* mmm weed so good

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

DrPossum posted:

*cough cough* mmm weed so good *cough cough* *cough cough* mmm weed so good

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/09/14/joe-biden-gen-z-icon-00115699

quote:

To start, Biden and his campaign should not shy away from his age. In the same New York Times poll, the largest concern for 18-25-year-olds was his age, with 40 percent of respondents listing it as the top reason why they would prefer someone else. The Biden team should lean into his age and make it cool, by further embracing the “Dark Brandon” visuals that can rebrand Biden as the 80-year-old who will not back down to Republicans.

Boomer Brain is a state of mind, not a number.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

AxGrap posted:

Me logging on

...tep

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIzQ94J59Is

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Biden: you're not thinking in SCALE! Get one 80 year old, he can lay 2 eggs a day. Virus the entire country until they're all medically aged 80, that's 700 million eggs a day... ..

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Lmao

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

External Organs posted:

Biden: you're not thinking in SCALE! Get one 80 year old, he can lay 2 eggs a day. Virus the entire country until they're all medically aged 80, that's *getting extremely close to the microphone* 700 million eggs a day... ..

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Romney having no friends and eating ketchup monstrosities is the most relatable thing about him tbh

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

Filthy Hans posted:

scat is one of the funniest words in the English language imo, it can be substituted for a ton of things

Scat's Entertainment!
Scatman and Robin
Skat Dennings
The Scat in the Hat
Scat Tuesday
Scatrick Dempsey
the Demoscats

and so on

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Durf posted:

Honestly surprised jump scares haven’t returned in this era of social media feeds blasting audio as you scroll down

kids aren't afraid of anything. they're born into horror

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Right away I was like drat, people probably remixed the hell outta this and yep


Also:

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Best Polls Ever, but rarely shown on television. Leading by 50 and 60 points. Just like they don’t like showing our big Rally CROWDS, they don’t like showing our GREAT POLL NUMBERS. WE HAVE RIGGED ELECTIONS, AND RIGGED TELEVISION!

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