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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I don't communicate with any of my coworkers and it's for the the best mine are all talking to a chatgpt instance trained on my old IMs
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all I need is a 2006 think pad, word 12.0, and an internet browser
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euphronius posted:most of my work conversations are with people outside of my company so I look at email a lot Ah that makes sense. At me previous place 99% of my communication was about what I was working on, the many projects I was keeping an eye on, or answering one-off questions about our product or code for developers and other folks.
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sometimes I don’t talk to my boss for weeks
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euphronius posted:emails are great. there was no need to move on from email got ruined when it got turned into a notification bin for every single thing
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External Organs posted:Biden: you're not thinking in SCALE! Get one 80 year old, he can lay 2 eggs a day. Virus the entire country until they're all medically aged 80, that's 700 million eggs a day... ..
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AxGrap posted:I'm on jabber Mods?
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euphronius posted:sometimes I don’t talk to my boss for weeks My bosses always learned pretty quickly there is no point. Just let me do my thing and contact me only when I’ve managed to piss someone off.
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the milk machine posted:email got ruined when it got turned into a notification bin for every single thing lol. Writing hundreds of complex filters before just giving up on email entirely.
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yeah now I remember one of my old carpool mates was in IT and he said he got over 500 emails a day
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Sep 14, 2023 16:24
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my company just abandoned an effort to switch from Zoom to Teams (just for meetings and conference calls, no way we would try to replace Slack here). It failed spectacularly and everyone hated it in comparison, but ultimately it was that Zoom came back in negotiations with a deal too good to pass up.
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Sep 14, 2023 16:27
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what the gently caress are you doing where you need to be in constant communication all the time
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Sep 14, 2023 16:28
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euphronius posted:what the gently caress are you doing where you need to be in constant communication all the time micromanagers are the worst
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Sep 14, 2023 16:31
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WrasslorMonkey posted:lmao, I disregard emails almost entirely unless someone tells me in Slack there’s an email worth reading. My work comes to me anonymously via a printer in my office, im basically a cave man. Something will print up and I'll ask babby chud "was that you??"
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Sep 14, 2023 16:32
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euphronius posted:what the gently caress are you doing where you need to be in constant communication all the time Product development involving multiple teams. It’s usually a nightmare of communication since there are a lot of moving parts and competing priorities. People have tried to come up with whole systems to deal with this, like Agile (lol).
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Sep 14, 2023 16:32
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can’t you give the project to one talented person and let them do it
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euphronius posted:plus it’s easier to print out emails to add to files then texts Good lawyer-posting
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Sep 14, 2023 16:34
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While you sex havers were making fart noises on Slack, I was studying the TigerConnect
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euphronius posted:sometimes I don’t talk to my boss for weeks i talked to my boss for the first time this month this morning because I had to give a quick presentation/demo on the state of our sonarqube pipeline (we have around 1 yr+ of technical debt, lol)
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euphronius posted:can’t you give the project to one talented person and let them do it wow never thought id see euphrounis advocating great man theory
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I have never collaborated on a work project
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Sep 14, 2023 16:37
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euphronius posted:I have never collaborated on a work project lawyers hate collaboration and teamwork, it's one of their best traits. unironically
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Sep 14, 2023 16:38
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euphronius posted:what the gently caress are you doing where you need to be in constant communication all the time working in the same codebase on related efforts
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Collaboration isn't all bad. I walk up to a nurse and I'm like, how is bed 12 pooping? Apocalyptic or regular bad?
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Sep 14, 2023 16:39
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software dev encounters a big problem: wow let's get the team together and plan a response lawyer encounters a big problem: I will shut my door and turn off the light and complete this task over weeks of darkness in my attorney cave
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Sometimes they will just glare at me and tell me it's down to their heels
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euphronius posted:can’t you give the project to one talented person and let them do it lmao no. It’s like building a house. Try just having one person involved with that. In reality you need to have someone find land that can be built on, someone to buy it, someone to architect it, someone to build the foundation, the walls, do the electricity, wallpaper, paint, windows, plumbing, drywall, roofing, furnishing, on and on. Is imagine doing all that in code that you can’t “see” being built in real time. Software is difficult to fully grasp, even when you’re in it doing a part of the work.
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it's because collaboration means missing out on the sweet delicious nectar of billable hours
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Welcome to the cspam job fair for lurkers, sponsored by TRUMP
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Plinkey posted:working in the same codebase on related efforts if only there was a centralized place to discuss things with coworkers
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They do have these people called “full stack developers” but that is a total joke. Absolutely jack of all trades, master of none. Not to mention the deadlines on software dev are usually completely stupid, and even if one person could build the whole house it would be faster for multiple people to work on separate parts concurrently.
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RealityWarCriminal posted:if only there was a centralized place to discuss things with coworkers yeah, teams
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https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/1702346504483033181
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WrasslorMonkey posted:They do have these people called “full stack developers” but that is a total joke. Absolutely jack of all trades, master of none. Not to mention the deadlines on software dev are usually completely stupid, and even if one person could build the whole house it would be faster for multiple people to work on separate parts concurrently. get 9 women together to have a baby in 1 month
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the only full stack i'm developing is at ihop
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I'm on my fifth week at this new job and I feel like a stupid rear end in a top hat who isn't getting anything done but everyone tells me I'm doing a great job. what a world
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I'm on my fifth week at this new job and I feel like a stupid rear end in a top hat who isn't getting anything done but everyone tells me I'm doing a great job. what a world ikr
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euphronius posted:what the gently caress are you doing where you need to be in constant communication all the time A request or an email comes in to our queue and we have to hash out who is going to handle it No, our manager couldn't possibly delegate work, he has no idea what we do or how to do it. From his perspective, work magically gets done. In return, we never have to interact with him.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I'm on my fifth week at this new job and I feel like a stupid rear end in a top hat who isn't getting anything done but everyone tells me I'm doing a great job. what a world I'm at 11 months and same as hell
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