[TOOP] Are you having a good time considering the subject matter is so terrible?

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(Thread IKs: bebop esq, Virgil Vox, WrasslorMonkey)

how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

Pead posted:

That is a plead the 5th situation. They only ask that to know if they can lowball you

It's loving infuriating because you're automatically disqualified if you try to make the reasonable response by saying 'negotiable'.

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RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Alexa, post TPMTRU

By the way, did you know adult diapers are on sale with free prime shipping?

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

if you tell your paralegal to post something then you have not touched a computer

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:18

Real Mean Queen: Jun 2, 2004; Zesty.

lol that question is just them saying "guess the number I'm thinking of" and if you get it wrong you have to find somewhere else to start over

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:18

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

RVWinkle posted:

It's loving infuriating because you're automatically disqualified if you try to make the reasonable response by saying 'negotiable'.

I've never seen anyone flat out turned down for something within a googleable range for a similar position. Shoot for 15% more than you expect, or the higher end of comparable jobs and you might get lucky, but then what if they would have given you more....?!

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Trying out this "Italian food" stuff everyone keeps talking about

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:20

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Alexa, post TPMTRU

you touched the Alexa computer with sound waves

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:20

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

euphronius posted:

if you tell your paralegal to post something then you have not touched a computer

in that situation the paralegal themselves constitutes a "computer" which you interface with to operate a computing system (like hidden figures but for posting instead of NASA)

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:21

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Trying out this "Italian food" stuff everyone keeps talking about

totinos party pizza supreme is exquisite

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:21

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Trying out this "Italian food" stuff everyone keeps talking about

pfc posting feet pics

sick!

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:23

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

the milk machine posted:

you touched the Alexa computer with sound waves

lmao I just watched WW84 a few days ago and got 84 kinds of cancer

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:23

RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

AxGrap posted:

I've never seen anyone flat out turned down for something within a googleable range for a similar position. Shoot for 15% more than you expect, or the higher end of comparable jobs and you might get lucky, but then what if they would have given you more....?!

That works well if your job title is something like janitor or plumber but it's incredibly vague if you're an analyst or engineer.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:25

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Nonsense posted:

totinos party pizza supreme is exquisite

my gast was flabbered the last time i went to the supermarket and saw them selling party pizzas for $3.49

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Can any of you nerds help me solve the Three Doggy Problem

(Soon to be a major motion picture)

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/14/opinion/abortion-pills-testing-poland.html

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/nevada-abortion-rights-groups-seek-state-constitutional-amendment-rcna104949

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:27

Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

External Organs posted:

Can any of you nerds help me solve the Three Doggy Problem

(Soon to be a major motion picture)

two hands, three dogs to pet... can someone smarter than me pet these dogs please

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Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

External Organs posted:

Can any of you nerds help me solve the Three Doggy Problem

(Soon to be a major motion picture)

Strap the smallest one to the back of the intermediate sized one and strap them both to the back of the largest dog and walk the largest one only. Next.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:27

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

External Organs posted:

While you sex havers were making fart noises on Slack, I was studying the TigerConnect

This but lotus notes

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erosion: Dec 21, 2002; It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Sherbert Hoover posted:

two hands, three dogs to pet... can someone smarter than me pet these dogs please

get them to lie head to tail and pet in a circle

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:30

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

External Organs posted:

Can any of you nerds help me solve the Three Doggy Problem

(Soon to be a major motion picture)

take the black dog across the lake first, then go back, get the small dog, drop it off across the lake, take the black dog back to the shore, then take the brown dog across the lake and finally return and take the black dog back across the lake

need any more homework done for you

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:30

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

erosion posted:

get them to lie head to tail and pet in a circle

Sometimes they dont care if you pet them with your foot so we've got more options than it might seem

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Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

erosion posted:

get them to lie head to tail and pet in a circle

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Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

External Organs posted:

Can any of you nerds help me solve the Three Doggy Problem

(Soon to be a major motion picture)

It's the Trolley Problem but with pets

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Real Mean Queen: Jun 2, 2004; Zesty.

Sherbert Hoover posted:

two hands, three dogs to pet... can someone smarter than me pet these dogs please

Use one (1) hand to pick up the small dog and use it to pet the medium dog (this is where we get the phrase "pet two dogs with one dog") and then pet the large dog normally with your other hand

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SomethingBeautiful: Oct 22, 2008; Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

euphronius posted:

sometimes I don�t talk to my boss for weeks

i haven't seen my manager for like a month now, don't remember what his name is i think it starts with a k maybe?

the department head likes to come wander around all the time to look at the poors and get in the way tho he's prob gonna get run over someday

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:33

Edgar Allan Pwned: Apr 4, 2011; Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

External Organs posted:

Can any of you nerds help me solve the Three Doggy Problem

(Soon to be a major motion picture)

i was curious, did you have any dogs before the old lady passed or did she have all 3?

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:33

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Trying out this "Italian food" stuff everyone keeps talking about

There's still an 8 year old in me that loves these things even though objectively I know they're garbage.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:35

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

i was curious, did you have any dogs before the old lady passed or did she have all 3?

I've had the medium size black dog since 2018. They all get along pretty well!

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:36

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lmao I just watched WW84 a few days ago and got 84 kinds of cancer

should've watched TT84 instead (Turbo Trump 84)

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:36

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 372 days!

euphronius posted:

sometimes I don’t talk to my boss for weeks

everybody at work including mgmt have stopped talking to me since i started keeping my teams status on 'do not disturb' and never changing it

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:36

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Basebf555 posted:

There's still an 8 year old in me that loves these things even though objectively I know they're garbage.

the most disappointing are pizza rolls.. as a kid they were amazing but these days they have no flavor and are mostly dough. my kids still love them though.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:37