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Vim Fuego posted:Buddykins crowdfunding for his own funeral (spends the $ on booze & cocaine) Buddykins is basically Todd the squirrel from Achewood
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Salvor_Hardin posted:Buddykins is basically Todd the squirrel from Achewood Young Lyle
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Trying out this "Italian food" stuff everyone keeps talking about I could eat five of these a day back in college
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External Organs posted:Young Lyle Being Regular Lyle kind of sucks so that would be the way to go
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Last time I had a Totino's they were round. this newfangled pizza poo poo is wild
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Good Citizen posted:like if my dog sees a cat she loses her goddam mind in fear and is inconsolable for like an hour searching the house to make sure it didn’t get in that's cute, but also pathetic. my dog is afraid of anything foreign that comes into our house. boxes, toys, pillows, whatever, she cowers and refuses to engage with the New Thing
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Salvor_Hardin posted:Buddykins is basically Todd the squirrel from Achewood yeah that tracks 
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Louisgod posted:that's cute, but also pathetic. we had one very windy day like 2 years ago and now anytime a breeze picks up she’s like NOPE and hides in a back room for a few hours
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AxGrap posted:I'm on jabber Gom?
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the milk machine posted:technically you have to touch a computer to make post https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/139342777967329281?s=20
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emfive posted:I'm going to have a couple of big doll posts in the near future. lol depending on the time, you will literally be just a few steps from me
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jobs are pretty much all the same. make up some sort of big project to do that takes up all your time and never actually gets finished so you can't work on whatever dumb bullshit you're supposed to be doing, but keep in regular contact so it seems like you're really motivated and self-directing. it also helps if the thing you're doing requires you to be somewhere else most of the day, preferably not at the workplace
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wear a pasta shirt so if i see you i can nod approvingly
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insane clown pussy posted:jobs are pretty much all the same. make up some sort of big project to do that takes up all your time and never actually gets finished so you can't work on whatever dumb bullshit you're supposed to be doing, but keep in regular contact so it seems like you're really motivated and self-directing. it also helps if the thing you're doing requires you to be somewhere else most of the day, preferably not at the workplace You summed up my time doing tribal grant funded work very well
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Did you black out the name because this is someone you know?
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Buddykins posted:wear a pasta shirt so if i see you i can nod approvingly you could be like "do you make-a da pasta" and emfive could respond "i make-a da pasta"
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Shifty Nipples posted:you could be like "do you make-a da pasta" and emfive could respond "i make-a da pasta" this would make my day, you have no idea
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External Organs posted:Did you black out the name because this is someone you know? I just stole the pic from someone else
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my queen...
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Except I was also a "closer" and would have to figure out why things we said we were going to do, report on, and finish by X date were never done. A great memory I have is bringing up at a meeting that I just discovered that this other department was supposed to have been monitoring a project and that they hadn't, to which my coworker that I hated replied "well why weren't you doing it then?". Because I had no idea about it before I was instructed to dig into this, because its literally not my job per the grant, and because it was supposed to have been done several years before I was hired.
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she like-a da pee!
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Buddykins posted:this would make my day, you have no idea you have the power to make this a reality
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i keep a-spurrin' for that sweet sweet urine
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Shifty Nipples posted:you could be like "do you make-a da pasta" and emfive could respond "i make-a da pasta" Bring briefcases to exchange. Contained in the briefcases: small gifts
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I hate it when he's unironically right
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veepfake posted:i keep a-spurrin' for that sweet sweet urine would u say ur a yearnin for a urine
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I was hired at $15/hr straight out of college in 2019 because I was desperate for a job. I tried to negotiate but the director told me the wage was written into the grant and I couldn't get a raise until the next grant cycle That director was fired several months in, and then we discovered he lied about my wage and the position was written to be able to go over $20/hr and that HR had adjusted my positions pay to start past $16/hr but the director ignored them and went over them I did get a raise then. When I quit the next director pulled me aside and offered me $24/hr to stay and I turned him down
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crime fighting hog posted:would u say ur a yearnin for a urine
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titty_baby_ posted:I was hired at $15/hr straight out of college in 2019 because I was desperate for a job. I tried to negotiate but the director told me the wage was written into the grant and I couldn't get a raise until the next grant cycle Were they at least pocketing the difference or did they just gently caress you over for funsies?
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After I quit 5/6 other employees in the department and that director had all quit or been shitcanned within 2 years
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Man bakes narcan right into his "Texas" ravioli, you won't believe what happens next!
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crime fighting hog posted:would u say ur a yearnin for a urine 
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Vim Fuego posted:Were they at least pocketing the difference or did they just gently caress you over for funsies? I think funsies. The former director was making $$ off the dept in other ways, which led to him being fired by council (but he was on council), and then council gave themselves all $100k/yr salaries so they could devote all their time to work
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