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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
As the morning gives way to the heat of the afternoon. The thread has been presented with the horrors that only a demon cracker nation could manifest. After a few grunts and L-O-Ls, discussion moves onto software development and doo doo pee pee pants.

A picture of lunch made from feet has been posted. It's typical to see food pictures at this time of day, but usualy they are the "after" picture so as to assert dominance up on the thread.

While posters sort themselves by quotes and vulgarities, the day's thread is finally taking shape. It is only by the hard work of Day Crew that such marvels can be birthed. The late afternoon approaches and soon the shadows will grow long. Let's check back in a few hours to see how things are going in UFOTacoMan's Great Postings.

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veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


crime fighting hog posted:

would u say ur a yearnin for a urine

haha drat it i knew there was a better one. anyways: yes, i would

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

UFOTacoMan posted:

As the morning gives way to the heat of the afternoon. The thread has been presented with the horrors that only a demon cracker nation could manifest. After a few grunts and L-O-Ls, discussion moves onto software development and doo doo pee pee pants.

A picture of lunch made from feet has been posted. It's typical to see food pictures at this time of day, but usualy they are the "after" picture so as to assert dominance up on the thread.

While posters sort themselves by quotes and vulgarities, the day's thread is finally taking shape. It is only by the hard work of Day Crew that such marvels can be birthed. The late afternoon approaches and soon the shadows will grow long. Let's check back in a few hours to see how things are going in UFOTacoMan's Great Postings.

Are you one of the mexico UFOs

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

UFOTacoMan posted:

As the morning gives way to the heat of the afternoon. The thread has been presented with the horrors that only a demon cracker nation could manifest. After a few grunts and L-O-Ls, discussion moves onto software development and doo doo pee pee pants.

A picture of lunch made from feet has been posted. It's typical to see food pictures at this time of day, but usualy they are the "after" picture so as to assert dominance up on the thread.

While posters sort themselves by quotes and vulgarities, the day's thread is finally taking shape. It is only by the hard work of Day Crew that such marvels can be birthed. The late afternoon approaches and soon the shadows will grow long. Let's check back in a few hours to see how things are going in UFOTacoMan's Great Postings.
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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

poo where toe reeko

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

france is no longer france

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

:yooge: I wouldnt go to france

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

piss

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

gently caress you

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

veepfake posted:

haha drat it i knew there was a better one. anyways: yes, i would

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWFXf2qjXeg

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

i did everything right and they indicted me

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Buddykins posted:

i did everything right and they indicted me

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPBzujm-cF8

invlwhen
Jul 28, 2012

please do your best

External Organs posted:

Can any of you nerds help me solve the Three Doggy Problem

(Soon to be a major motion picture)

don't post my prodog assignment

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

more doggies

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

External Organs posted:

Can any of you nerds help me solve the Three Doggy Problem

(Soon to be a major motion picture)

If you walk them later would you call it a Three Dog Night?

Also I walked dogs for money a lifetime ago. It was awesome.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

crime fighting hog posted:

If you walk them later would you call it a Three Dog Night?

Also I walked dogs for money a lifetime ago. It was awesome.

the three puppyteers

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



External Organs posted:

Can any of you nerds help me solve the Three Doggy Problem

(Soon to be a major motion picture)

Dogs!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Buddykins posted:

more doggies

cat stole dog bed, dog not doing anything about it. owned.

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
shower needs cleaning, laundry, etc, thinking about getting out of bed today

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

I was visiting my friend last week and we found not one but two baggies of coke on the ground as we were out and about. anyway one of them was actually ket lol and she had a bad time

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

folks, always let your friends try the free drugs first

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Louisgod posted:

cat stole dog bed, dog not doing anything about it. owned.



update: cat moved, psychically saying "try it, bithc"

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
3 olives with a very normal ban

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Louisgod posted:

update: cat moved, psychically saying "try it, bithc"



they're both in "awaiting instructions" mode

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

piss guzzler 420 posted:

I was visiting my friend last week and we found not one but two baggies of coke on the ground as we were out and about. anyway one of them was actually ket lol and she had a bad time

what a loving gamble

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Consummate Professional posted:

3 olives with a very normal ban

its simlpy not necessary to defend hitler, he's not reading your posts

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

UFOTacoMan posted:

As the morning gives way to the heat of the afternoon. The thread has been presented with the horrors that only a demon cracker nation could manifest. After a few grunts and L-O-Ls, discussion moves onto software development and doo doo pee pee pants.

A picture of lunch made from feet has been posted. It's typical to see food pictures at this time of day, but usualy they are the "after" picture so as to assert dominance up on the thread.

While posters sort themselves by quotes and vulgarities, the day's thread is finally taking shape. It is only by the hard work of Day Crew that such marvels can be birthed. The late afternoon approaches and soon the shadows will grow long. Let's check back in a few hours to see how things are going in UFOTacoMan's Great Postings.

I’m reading all of these in David Attenboroughs voice

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Consummate Professional posted:

3 olives with a very normal ban

Youve got my interest

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Consummate Professional posted:

3 olives with a very normal ban

Most of our LD50 data on chemicals comes from Japanese and German "research" during WW2 but you probably do not, in fact, have to hand it to them

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Consummate Professional posted:

3 olives with a very normal ban

they still alive??

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
lol at MGM still refusing to pay the hackers

do they think the cops are gonna save them or something

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

she can fix me

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
fuckin yikes!!!

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


piss guzzler 420 posted:

I was visiting my friend last week and we found not one but two baggies of coke on the ground as we were out and about. anyway one of them was actually ket lol and she had a bad time

You want to be careful with the ground powders

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Hot take the Three Body Problem was Not Very Good

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

oh yeah I gotta put olives on my grocery list

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
HUNTER HAS BEEN INDICATED

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I guess musk is just posting revenge porn now?

that’s pretty dark

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