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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Tom Tucker posted:

Hot take the Three Body Problem was Not Very Good

I enjoyed the cultural Revolution parts

I did know know how good the CR was

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Tom Tucker posted:

Hot take the Three Body Problem was Not Very Good

hot take agree

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1702375614462730546

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Good Citizen posted:

I guess musk is just posting revenge porn now?

that’s pretty dark

That was always where this was going

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
Hunter Biden is indicted on a federal firearms charges in a long-running probe weeks after a plea deal fell apart.

That's the whole article so far drat

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i thought the first book was pretty good, the second one had some interesting bits, and the third one was just pretty much a mess. should've been one book, maybe two

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

crime fighting hog posted:

Hunter Biden is indicted on a federal firearms charges in a long-running probe weeks after a plea deal fell apart.

That's the whole article so far drat

lol

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lock him up !!!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The Three Book PRoblem

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
did he fail to register his gigantic dong or something

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

the United States government is so funny

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

euphronius posted:

lock him up !!!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Good Citizen posted:

I guess musk is just posting revenge porn now?

that’s pretty dark

don't get this pun

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
hunter gotta try a lot harder to catch up to former and future president donald jebediah turmp

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
They indicted him for carrying a big dick

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Tom Tucker posted:

Hot take the Three Body Problem was Not Very Good

not a hot take if it's true

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
WASHINGTON (AP) — Hunter Biden was indicted Thursday on federal firearms charges, the latest and weightiest step yet in a long-running investigation into the president’s son.

Biden is accused of lying about his drug use when he bought a firearm in October 2018, a period when he has acknowledged struggling with addiction to crack cocaine, according to the indictment filed in federal court in Delaware.

President Joe Biden’s son has also been under investigation for his business dealings. The special counsel overseeing the case has indicated that charges of failure to pay taxes on time could be filed in Washington or in California, where he lives.

The indictment comes as congressional Republicans pursue an impeachment inquiry into the Democratic president, in large part over Hunter Biden’s business dealings. Republicans have obtained testimony about how Hunter used the “Biden brand” to drum up work overseas, but have not produced hard evidence of wrongdoing by the president.

A gun possession charge against Hunter Biden, 53, had previously been part of a plea deal that also included guilty pleas to misdemeanor tax charges, but the agreement imploded during a court hearing in July when a judge raised questions about its unusual provisions.

Defense attorneys have argued that a part of the deal sparing Hunter Biden prosecution on the gun count if he stays out of trouble remains in place. It includes immunity provisions against other potential charges. Attorneys indicated they would fight additional charges filed against him.

Prosecutors, though, maintain the agreement never took effect and is now invalid.

The gun charge filed against Hunter Biden on Thursday is rarely used alone, and the law could be on shakier legal ground after a recent appeals court ruling that found it doesn’t stand up under new Supreme Court standards for gun laws.

Republicans had denounced the plea agreement as a “sweetheart deal.” It would have allowed Hunter Biden to serve probation rather than jail time after pleading guilty to failing to pay taxes in both 2017 and 2018.

His personal income during those two years totaled roughly $4 million, including business and consulting fees from a company he formed with the CEO of a Chinese business conglomerate and the Ukrainian energy company Burisma, prosecutors have said.

Congressional Republicans have continued their own investigations into the Justice Department’s handling of the case as well as nearly every aspect of Hunter Biden’s business dealings, seeking to connect his financial affairs directly to his father. They have failed to produce evidence that the president directly participated in his son’s work, though he sometimes had dinner with his son’s clients or said hello to them on calls.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

piss guzzler 420 posted:

I was visiting my friend last week and we found not one but two baggies of coke on the ground as we were out and about. anyway one of them was actually ket lol and she had a bad time

I have a story about this, and it involves bathroom cleaning powder

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
I remember liking 3 body probs but I also like the back half of the Hyperion books so I'm of no use to anyone

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Glumwheels posted:

They indicted him for carrying a big dick

he hosed everyone right and they indicted him

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I bought a firearm and they indicted me!!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Buddykins posted:

I have a story about this, and it involves bathroom cleaning powder

go on goon

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
A sci Fi book I never see mentioned around here is A Memory Called Empire and it's loving good, much better than three bod.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
It was a perfect firearm!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


the story would be ruined now because the twist at the end was it being the cleaning powder lol

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Glumwheels posted:

They indicted him for carrying a big dick

he had a perfect dick and they INDICTED him

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


lol this the 'packing heat while using' charge? gently caress someone call the NRA

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Farewell Hunter Bidong

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

CRIMINAL HUNTER LOCK HIM UP

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1702305631942607302

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/beetlemoses/status/1702333898137755683?s=46

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Now Joe! Gets to go on TV again and yell more about how he loves his hung son. Probably sprinkle a little in there about how Beau's was even better but that's ok, that's ok

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Tom Tucker posted:

Hot take the Three Body Problem was Not Very Good

:hai:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


yeah that's every public person toop doesn't like

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
LMAO my dad just called to tell me Biden is done, he's going to pardon hunter right before his term is up and "ride into the sunset" and that the real powers at play will take over

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

oh not a president abusing the pardon power

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Good

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
uh, let me be clear, we uh, indicted some folks

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Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
Trump pardoned Kushner’s dad and that guy just donated a cool million to trumps pac.

Oh no, presidential pardons!!

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