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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Steve Yun posted:

$1.8 million a year to not get murdered by your own party

private equity should get in on this

that is 5 guys at a bit over 40 dollars an hour, 24/7
5000/24 = 208.34
208/40 = 5 people

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Real Mean Queen posted:

lmao I just can't understand why the courts don't think I'm fit to raise my children. Maybe elon musk can help me

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

AxGrap posted:

Wud you get?

last time I just got some kebab with rice but I’m gonna go all in tonight. ouhhhh and maybe some baklava (pistachio)

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

that is 5 guys at a bit over 40 dollars an hour, 24/7
5000/24 = 208.34
208/40 = 5 people

make it was one REALLY good security guy at 200/hr and he got some tips

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
thought i hurt my foot somehow after standing up from the couch, was like halfway limping to the kitchen, got back to the couch to check it out and there was half a peanut stuck to my foot

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol vikings

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/cynicalzoomer/status/1702482995532140790

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Consummate Professional posted:

last time I just got some kebab with rice but I’m gonna go all in tonight. ouhhhh and maybe some baklava (pistachio)

Nice.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


.....trup?

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

quiggy posted:

.....trup?

Have a good meal today?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/timelywriter/status/1702444854234550629

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Big if true

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

i am jack's lack of reading comprehension

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Box of rats, send help

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

lmao

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Plinkey posted:

thought i hurt my foot somehow after standing up from the couch, was like halfway limping to the kitchen, got back to the couch to check it out and there was half a peanut stuck to my foot

Eat the peanut

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I'M THE BEST IN THE WORLD !!

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Schmoe Cwead posted:

i am jack's lack of reading comprehension

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Box of rats, send help



OK here's some help: the rat stars are telling me you should invest in rat condos :cosmic2day:

the bats had the right idea (did you see the lodgings they got in the backyard after only a handful of midnight kisses?)

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

AxGrap posted:

Proof plz

https://twitch.tv/videos/1924053576?t=7727s

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


LO loving L

looks like I picked the wrong day to ignore the Trump thread

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Lux Anima posted:

it's gotta be a far sight better than the time PFC told us about the time PFC told PFCsWIFE that she looked like Shnorkles O'Bourk for getting ice cream on her nose and then went through then process of explaining it first to her and then reporting back to us that he can't leave these forums, mentally

it... it just has to be

dude has a fuckn problem lol

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
[toop] PPPPPOPP

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


this looks like a video game?

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Plinkey posted:

thought i hurt my foot somehow after standing up from the couch, was like halfway limping to the kitchen, got back to the couch to check it out and there was half a peanut stuck to my foot

so brave

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


new kind of cat posted:

dude has a fuckn problem lol

I'm normal

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

An Apple A Gay posted:

don't open the doors yet lets s e s h

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


:hf:

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

ArmZ posted:

this looks like a video game?

jealous ?

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022


gently caress you

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


:thunkher:

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Yep, give him his due

ArmZ posted:

this looks like a video game?

Nope, that's lpzie

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


this pun goes out to piss guzzler 420 and all their posting pals in the Trump thread

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1702313028958498906

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


piss guzzler 420 posted:

gently caress you

nothing is more important than being normal

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Filthy Hans posted:

this pun goes out to piss guzzler 420 and all their posting pals in the Trump thread

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1702313028958498906

not gonna allow it. sorry, not a pun. v. embarrassing for all involved :rip:

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

AxGrap posted:

Yep, give him his due

Nope, that's lpzie

so is this like a lawnmower man situation?

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