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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

pointing a gun at each other 24/7 is foundational to a relationship of mutual respect

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Vim Fuego posted:

A good spouse won't shoot you, even if she's kinda mad

you never met me

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Plinkey posted:

you never met me

Good

Stupid Boxes
Feb 9, 2004

good grief!
I’m june my recent ex girlfriend attempted to shoot her self in the apartment then I had to take the guns to her parents house who said, “welp she’s gonna do what she’s gonna do” so I kicked her out for it because she sucked rear end and blamed me for the attempt. Shits wild

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it would take me like over two hours to get bullets, all of guns are not loaded

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
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Non stop talking about Sheetz and farts and won't stop farting until there is poop so we have Sheetz and shits

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Plinkey posted:

i keep this dumb rear end around, because i dont have kids, or a spouce



put it in a Gun Safe

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Plinkey posted:

it would take me like over two hours to get bullets, all of guns are not loaded

smh

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

this is why everyone hates america, treats guns like toys

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
Can you doordash ammo? think smarter, not harder

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

CODChimera posted:

put it in a Gun Safe

a place to keep your guns safe

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

smoobles posted:

pointing a gun at each other 24/7 is foundational to a relationship of mutual respect

smoobs. when you're right? Youre right

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

CODChimera posted:

this is why everyone hates america, treats guns like toys

they're pretty fun to shoot tbf

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
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SomethingBeautiful posted:

they're pretty fun to shoot tbf

Yeah if you're psychotic (who shouldn't own guns)

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
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If you like pointing at things with a gun than that's weird

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
A gun safe is just an expensive box that is too small to hold all your guns. Buying a gunsafe dictates that your gun collection will become too large to fit in it, which then necessitates buying another gunsafe, and then more guns &c &c. This can be disastrous for the family budget but good for the economy as a whole

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Possessing weapons


very unwise

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
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Ban all the gun havers/lovers in this thread thank you very much

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

i got a usb gun so i can pull the trigger to fire off a post

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
u can't ban america, a.lo. many have tried and none have succeeded

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CODChimera posted:

this is why everyone hates america, treats guns like toys

what do you mean

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
this is not a threat to anyone, if i wanted to put bullets in that it would take me about 5 hours

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i got a gun
it's this diiiiiick ho ho hoh ohahahahahaha

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

drat plinkey u live like that ?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Virgil Vox posted:

drat plinkey u live like that ?

no, im being a dick

my guns are normallying locked in my closet

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

that's right a.lo. I myself never carry. I'm required to, you know, but oh no. not for me. *cardboard boxes away*

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

if u don't believe in guns then they can't hurt you
the bible said it

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
thanks tuurp furp

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Plinkey posted:

what do you mean



It looks like the gun is plugged into the computer.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

It looks like the gun is plugged into the computer.

tim glopple

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Plinkey posted:

thanks tuurp furp

i was gonna make a joke about suicides or dead kids but instead i think i'm gonna fawn over ur guns

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

they look very cool and tactical

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Turdfuzz posted:

they look very cool and tactical

they are neither, they are in a closet that's hard to open

not a safe, but i doubt that pickle or pepper are goiing to grow trigger fingers

they are always stored away from the ammo

as a normal person does

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i bet they feel good in the hands too like they make you feel really loving strong and like you could totally kill a bunch of kids with it or something wait gently caress poo poo i mean deer, i meant deer, mods plz

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Plinkey posted:

they are neither, they are in a closet that's hard to open

not a safe, but i doubt that pickle or pepper are goiing to grow trigger fingers

they are always stored away from the ammo

as a normal person does

why do u have them at all tho
is it ur lust for death??

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
My family also got a gun.
my dad got it from my dumbass uncle.

I saw it, and knowing my uncle's dumbass-ness I was afraid of that gun blowing up in my hand.

and I was semi-right.
it turns out the gun is a Davis P-380.


It's a gun that sold for 80 dollars pre-pandemic and now 99.99
It's a saturday night special / ring of fire gun that was all the rage in the early 90's. Shoot a guy then toss it into the LA river. Whatever!

A gun that broke a guy's eye ball which lead to company getting sued.
One of the worse guns of all time.


But that gun won me a ton of arguments on the net.

I would say it is easy to buy a gun under 100 dollars
Then the guy I was arguing with, would be all like "Yeah right."
Then I show them the links to gun sites, and that was the end of the conversation!


and I would laugh and laugh.

mazzi Chart Czar has issued a correction as of 07:47 on Sep 15, 2023

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

My family also got a gun.
my dad got it from my dumbass uncle.

I saw it, and knowing my uncle's dumbass-ness I was afraid of that gun blowing up in my hand.

and I was semi-right.
it turns out the gun is a Davis P-380.


It's a gun that sold for 80 dollars pre-pandemic and now 99.99
It's a saturday night special / ring of fire gun that was all the rage in the early 90's. Shoot a guy then toss it into the LA river. Whatever!

A gun that broke a guy's eye ball which lead to company getting sued.
One of the worse guns of all time.


But that gun won me a ton of argument on the net.

I would say it is easy to buy a gun under 100 dollars
Then the guy I was arguing with, would be all like "Yeah right."
Then I Show them the links to gun sites, and that was the end of the conversation!


and I would laugh and laugh.

k

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

THANK!
YOU!
FOR!
PLAYING!


SEGA!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

im glad u won arguments on the internet
it is my life long dream

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Turdfuzz posted:

why do u have them at all tho
is it ur lust for death??

if you could have an ar-15 to gently caress around with, you would too

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