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I'd eat alien cake. For diplomatic reasons.
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 17:47 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 23:49 |
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Hoaxes are so fuckin dumb. The original pre-Internet trolls. It's pathetic people waste time on these endeavors
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 18:24 |
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Guess it fuels this thread tho, so who's to say if it's wrong
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 18:25 |
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Wrong thread
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 18:30 |
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ThinkTank posted:Wrong thread There's a space port you fool!
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 18:31 |
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ThinkTank posted:The capital cities of the largest civilizations in the known universe each have one bar, one medical centre, a tall building and two gun shops. They each have a population of 45. This is the space colonization republicans want
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 18:34 |
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Zefiel posted:This is the space colonization republicans want One day they will wear cowboy hats and stare at you blankly with their arms crossed while they tell you to go to Zephlon 2B to find some uranium ore.
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 18:40 |
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i had a dream the other day there was a bouncing UFO that took me in after it scanned me there was a super chill spot with some super chill people welcoming me then there was this book reading area where a bunch of people were reading books then i had some italian pizza with my brother and cousin.
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 18:53 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It also ties back into the old "fearsome critters" folklore that lumberjacks used to invent such as hoop snakes, snallygasters, glawuckas, goofus birds, agropelters, etc etc.. Bored dudes have been making up tall tales about weird critters hiding in the American woods for centuries, and some of them turned into jokey folkore that gets sold as tourist souvenirs (jackalopes, etc) and some turn into bizarre national obsessions (bigfoot, dogmen, aliens, etc) Slide-Rock Bolter is my favourite. A whale that catches it's prey by sliding down a mountain side, and hangs onto mountain tops by it's hooked tail.
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 18:55 |
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I’d like to apologize to all believers/skeptics by pointing out that I am also a moron and that people seem drawn to opposite ends of the argument spectrum instead of having some kind of dialogue in-between like, ever? we can all agree that this is all very interesting and fun but the fact that people are dumb is also interesting and fun to point out
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 18:56 |
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:i had a dream the other day No one cares about dreams. They are pointless and stupid. Now if this had all come to you under hypnosis conducted by a "expert" then now we're talking memory regression, baby!
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 19:02 |
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I was loving around in GPT4 and I asked it about the UFO/UAP thing and when I asked it about things that are similar to the UAP stuff it mentioned cryptocurrency as something similar. I thought that seemed pretty apt actually.quote:is there any kind of thing in modern times that has the same kind of reach and culture surrounding it? If so, can you give an example?
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 19:17 |
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naem posted:I’d like to apologize to all believers/skeptics by pointing out that I am also a moron It's the same difference here. You can't have a conversation because one "side" is just an online cult at this point.
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 19:22 |
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Tarkus posted:I was loving around in GPT4 and I asked it about the UFO/UAP thing and when I asked it about things that are similar to the UAP stuff it mentioned cryptocurrency as something similar. I thought that seemed pretty apt actually. Because there are tons of movies, books, TV shows, and videogames centrally focused around crypto for decades? Thinking AI does any analysis is foolhardy. It's a gibberish engine which can spit out sentences (which pass only the faintest levels of scrutiny). There is no knowledge gained.
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 19:27 |
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No. 6 posted:Because there are tons of movies, books, TV shows, and videogames centrally focused around crypto for decades? cryptoking6539 has entered the thread.
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 19:30 |
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LOL not even. I hate that poo poo.
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 19:37 |
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Hey guys I saw a UFO *Pie plates on string in front of a scratched up lens*
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 20:05 |
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Vakal posted:No one cares about dreams. They are pointless and stupid. i have spirits that i talk to that love watching my dreams in person they may be more entertaining than when described my dream was intensely magical
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 20:14 |
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:i have spirits that i talk to that love watching my dreams This place is a dream... and part of a system of dreams... pay attention to it! Watching this dream was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This dream is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed was fantasized here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about dreams.
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 20:37 |
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DandyLion posted:This place is a dream... and part of a system of dreams... pay attention to it! i understand you i think of the fantasy world the dream world the beyond world as more real than the immediate world that doesn't function properly that doesn't reward properly
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 20:54 |
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I have knowledge of individuals with evidence of high resolution photography of uaps.
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 21:12 |
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Stocky Manhood posted:Hey guys I saw a UFO
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 22:18 |
UFOs: Real loving Miserable
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 22:39 |
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naem posted:I’d like to apologize to all believers/skeptics by pointing out that I am also a moron Oh I'm goddamn fascinated by the entire thing and have been for decades. I grew up watching SPOOOOOOOOKY shows like In Search Of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK4PGCQQ4Oc ..... and reading SPOOOOOOOKY books like this:
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 01:27 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's an excellent book called "Round In Circles" by Jim Schnabel which goes into the history of the crop circles phenomenon and the scientists who spent years and years studying it. They broke into two main camps: scientists who were absolutely adamant that the crop circles were a natural phenomenon caused by localized tornadoes and scientists who were absolutely adamant that they were being caused by alien visitors. They feuded for years and years over their pet theories, writing up papers and published regular "cerealogy' journals and holding seminars and flying in guest lecturers from overseas and doing media interviews and rushing around documenting new crop circles whenever they appeared and holding weeklong "field trips" where they monitored fields and tried to collect footage of crop circles being created. It seems like a version of this is happening with the UAPs where people argue over whether the physics defying UAPs are aliens or new secret super drones, but we haven't seen any evidence at all of either. Any evidence that's been shown is so far all easily explained as balloons, camera artifacts or birds.
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 01:59 |
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There are 3 options 1 Aliens 2 drunk rednecks 3 Actually aliens. All three are pretty fun
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 02:28 |
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All three will gently caress
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 02:33 |
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Communist Thoughts posted:It seems like a version of this is happening with the UAPs where people argue over whether the physics defying UAPs are aliens or new secret super drones, but we haven't seen any evidence at all of either. The same thing happened with bigfootery, with people coming up with crazy theories to explain why it can keep avoiding being spotted by more people or filmed on video or trailcams which eventually became accepted wisdom across large parts of the community. Bigfoot can see in the infrared spectrum so it can sense trailcam sensors! Bigfoot is telepathic and knows when you're looking for it! Bigfoot can use infrasound attacks to make people feel unwell and scare them away from its territory! Bigfoot is an extra-dimensional being which can hop between planes of existence to avoid people! Bigfoots are aliens and they go back home on their spaceships! They've written lots of books about this poo poo: It's pretty much the equivalent Mitch Hedberg joke about "Bigfoot is actually blurry" to explain why Science can never pin it down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LwFrKUeChY
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 02:33 |
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If there is one constant of all the numerous types of aliens from all the planets and dimensions, it's that they are down to gently caress. It's tye constant of the universe. Makes you think.
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 02:34 |
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How do you gently caress a 4 dimensional being? Put it in their time slot?
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 02:38 |
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I reckon if I ever get to retire im going to get heavily into weed and join a Inter-dimensional Psychic Sasquatch cult. Sounds like a good time.
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 02:41 |
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2d beings it's nothing but dimensional paper cuts.
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 02:41 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:How do you gently caress a 4 dimensional being? Put it in their time slot? It turns out that what we assumed were "anal probes" were actually temporal anchors which opened your root chakra to the 4th dimension energy
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 02:43 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It turns out that what we assumed were "anal probes" were actually temporal anchors which opened your root chakra to the 4th dimension energy what is the loving point? That weirdo who got a move made about him? What was their point?
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 02:46 |
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We were probably aliens once but then overstayed our welcome, ever think of that?
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 02:51 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It turns out that what we assumed were "anal probes" were actually temporal anchors which opened your root chakra to the 4th dimension energy I only have one chakra and it only works if the aliens can spit on it
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 02:51 |
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This changes everything
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 03:22 |
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Vakal posted:No one cares about dreams. They are pointless and stupid. I had a dream I was the winner of Squid game and was having lunch at a squid game themed restaurant, the manager tried to rip me off by only half filling my drink and I complained to my date who was Margot Robbie as seen in the Barbie movie, and she told him off because she was the owner of the chain. Dreams are awesome is my point,
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 04:28 |
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I think it's safe assume there is much we have left to learn.
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# ? Sep 16, 2023 04:30 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 23:49 |
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Aliens have been hiding on plain head this entire time! MAD HATTERS KNEW!!!
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